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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



this is a made up challenge to myself and anyone who wants to join in:

during january, from first second after midnight till it ends you can ONLY DRINK WATER I mean as far as drinks go

no :

alcohol
energy drinks
coffee
milk
soda water
soup
juice
coke zero


Iíve excluded soda water because spending no money is one of the reasons

things you are allowed :

ice


coz ice is literally cold water

I suspect this will have many benefits :

less calories coz of no alcohol
no alcohol may be good for you
no money on energy drinks or coffee
escape caffeine addiction
super smug sense of superiority over others that canít do this
not feeding into consumerism
no charities other than your own health


exceptions : you are dying from dysentery and need electrolytes to life, we donít need you dying just to prove a point
maybe if you live somewhere cold you can have soup but like as a meal not a cup of soap. right here itís middle of summer who the gently caress wants soup


Iím doing it. .... are you a bad enough dude??

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



hydro homies unite

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



no. but thanks for asking, op

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?


I am culturally required to drink tea, op. nothing I can do

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast


i'm an alcoholic so i need to keep drinking beer sorry

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004



what are you, a cop?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



iím probably an alcoholic and energy drink oíholic so I suspect itís a good idea

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



Lipstick Apathy

akadajet posted:

no. but thanks for asking, op

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


I want to travel this journey with you my friend. however my will is weak and my consumerism is strong

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


Iím tired as gently caress, all of the time.

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


letís fukin do it. Iíll start the live blog of this pending disaster poo poo-show

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


i drink water and seltzer and beer, op

theadder
Dec 29, 2011




this thread met all expectations thx op

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



my son came up with the name after I failed to find a witty rhyme or portmanteau myself

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast


it could be janaqua

animist
Aug 28, 2018




they say NNN is incel ramadan

raspurtin
Apr 18, 2005



tempting, but coffee withdrawals suck. How about caffineated water?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001



Fun Shoe

no orange juice no deal

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007


if people are gonna remove vices for a month, iím gonna start adding some to other months. so buckle up and get ready for PCPbruary. thatís right, this february everyone gets wasted on PCP 24/7. itíll make valentines more interesting.

doesnít sound healthy or safe? well those dumb incels that made NNN didnít take prostate health into account. at least i put it on a short month to lessen the chances of your heart exploding or death by cop by that much, because i actually care.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?


one month of not using your phone between 9am and 7pm.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo


lolling at actual adults drinking energy drinks

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A mischievous little mouse!



Guess I'm out.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo


Adults drinking milk is also gross tbh

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo


The last time I drank milk is probably 20 years ago, because I'm a grown rear end adult

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A mischievous little mouse!


oliwan posted:

Adults drinking milk is also gross tbh

I'm gross in so many other ways; you wouldn't believe.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A mischievous little mouse!


also it alleviates gout

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo


I definitely believe

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001



Fun Shoe

oliwan posted:

lolling at actual adults drinking energy drinks

sugar free red bull works and you wont burn out. I used to work nights and I'd have one if it was bad

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo


SmokaDustbowl posted:

sugar free red bull works and you wont burn out. I used to work nights and I'd have one if it was bad

Yeah okay, sugar free if you need to stay awake: whatever. Sugared energy drinks: wtf are you doing, grow the gently caress up

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Laslow posted:

if people are gonna remove vices for a month, iím gonna start adding some to other months. so buckle up and get ready for PCPbruary. thatís right, this february everyone gets wasted on PCP 24/7. itíll make valentines more interesting.

doesnít sound healthy or safe? well those dumb incels that made NNN didnít take prostate health into account. at least i put it on a short month to lessen the chances of your heart exploding or death by cop by that much, because i actually care.

neural net November

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016


op I'd do this but if I don't have coffee I will literally die. plus I've been trying to find the future ms. geek squid so I've been hanging out in bars and they get mad if you just order a water

I really like water tho

theadder
Dec 29, 2011




echinopsis posted:

my son came up with the name after I failed to find a witty rhyme or portmanteau myself

explains a lot voted 5

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



Laslow posted:

if people are gonna remove vices for a month, iím gonna start adding some to other months. so buckle up and get ready for PCPbruary. thatís right, this february everyone gets wasted on PCP 24/7. itíll make valentines more interesting.

doesnít sound healthy or safe? well those dumb incels that made NNN didnít take prostate health into account. at least i put it on a short month to lessen the chances of your heart exploding or death by cop by that much, because i actually care.

well we're already deep into Drink ever Day December

altho tonight Im dirnking wine. wtf is this poo poo it makes you fell terrible while you're still drinking

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



Jerry Cotton posted:

also it alleviates gout

I now have a disease where in my head I always pronounce the soft or hard "g" sound as the opposite that it should be. enjoy avoid your jout

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


echinopsis posted:

well we're already deep into Drink ever Day December

altho tonight Im dirnking wine. wtf is this poo poo it makes you fell terrible while you're still drinking

nah thatís gin mate

best be off that gin stuff aye

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


also

no xbox Boxing Day

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



shower free september?

no wipe wednesday?

all about these hygiene holidays

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



Displeased Moo Cow posted:

nah thatís gin mate

best be off that gin stuff aye

iíve had exactly one session on gin and itís staying as one for a good reason

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


same

:smugmrgw::respek::smugmrgw:

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Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


flatulence free fridays

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