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Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


basically getting your thread gassed here :gas:

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



thanks for your lack of confidence in my own abilities

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before


Sorry op but I plan on being intimate with your mother that month

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


echinopsis posted:

thanks for your lack of confidence in my own abilities

mate Iím with you on this weird and wonderful journey 100% unlike some of these other pussies who think they will die with coffee the little loving pansies letís do this poo poo think of all that wine you wonít have to drink

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



lol I was talking about ability to get thread gassed alone

but nice to know. iím legit committed

theadder
Dec 29, 2011




Displeased Moo Cow posted:

basically getting your thread gassed here :gas:

while also improving it :henget:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



consume only mercury containing food in retrograde

Scud Hansen
Dec 13, 2015

Darkness and Evil


sure op let me just put in some vacation days for the 4 day headache i'll get on January 2nd

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят



you had me pretty much until soup.

soup is an all season food you nerd. holodnik or beef stew. hot or cold whatever the weather. its all good all the time!!

also i like beer but could agree to a soup + vodka excluded regime

Soricidus
Oct 20, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

I need more details of how this works. is gravy forbidden? rare steak? juicy fruit? semen?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



Bulgakov posted:

you had me pretty much until soup.

soup is an all season food you nerd. holodnik or beef stew. hot or cold whatever the weather. its all good all the time!!

also i like beer but could agree to a soup + vodka excluded regime

*pinching area between eyes and staring at the floor*

I thought this was clear. soup is fine if it's a meal. but a cup of soup, like as a hot drink around the campfire? that is not ok.

Soricidus posted:

I need more details of how this works. is gravy forbidden? rare steak? juicy fruit? semen?

this is about replacing the drinks you would normally drink like a coke or a coffee. if you really drink semen to hydrate yourself, well, hell, let's allow it. drink all the jizz you can find

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A mischievous little mouse!


echinopsis posted:

but a cup of soup, like as a hot drink around the campfire?

that isn't even a thing. soup isn't drink. you sound liek a sociopath repeating that :ohdear:

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


omg no summer soup cups nooooooooooooooooooooo :soup:

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004



those powered instant soups are drink-like

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят



theadder posted:

while also improving it :henget:

gas? form of soup

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят



so echi wishes they were a koala bear, living off nothing but leaves



but looking at recent wild fire reports i dunno

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят



echinopsis posted:

lol I was talking about ability to get thread gassed alone

but nice to know. iím legit committed

im 99% sure that 100% of threads I've made in yospos got gassed. the secret?


water with ethanol and maybe carbonation but also truth

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A mischievous little mouse!


Bulgakov posted:

so echi wishes they were a koala bear, living off nothing but leaves

that panda bear joke is one of my favourites

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


rip koalas

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



Jerry Cotton posted:

that isn't even a thing. soup isn't drink. you sound liek a sociopath repeating that :ohdear:

huh

Tokamak posted:

those powered instant soups are drink-like


this is what I am talking about


chlamydia forever

Bulgakov posted:

im 99% sure that 100% of threads I've made in yospos got gassed. the secret?


water with ethanol and maybe carbonation but also truth
where do u live and what is yout twieter

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

bone broth? can I get a ruling?

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят



echinopsis posted:

huh



this is what I am talking about


chlamydia forever

where do u live and what is yout twieter

i dont have a tooter that i can publicly reveal

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят



Vomik posted:

bone broth? can I get a ruling?

insane american fitness shtick that will be forgotten in a year and a half

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Vomik posted:

bone broth? can I get a ruling?

the least vegetarian euphemism for cum

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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NoneMoreNegative posted:

the least vegetarian euphemism for cum

:bahgawd:then whatíve I been paying three dollardoos to chug each morning :bahgawd:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



ahahahahah



watuary is strict. theres no soda water for god drat sake, do you think bone broth is going to make the cut?


turn that boner broth into some meal, put some steak into it, and have it for lunch.





honestly are there people out there that are running a marathon and when offered water say *puff puff* "mind if" *puff* "If I" *puff* "have" *puff puff* "some of" *puff puff puff* "your tasty" *puff* "bone broth"

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



if its a drink for the sake of drinking

you can have water

or you can have water with ice in it

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



can I....

let me stop you there. no.. you cannot.

we conceded one alternative. jizz. you can run your own race if you want. drink all the jizz you can collect. its not jizzuary though its waturary.. pay some respect for fucks sake

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007




i'm with you on this.

my original plan for 2020 was to drink myself half to death, but recently that's stopped seeming like a joke.

if it helps me get under 75kg then bonus

theadder
Dec 29, 2011




Soricidus posted:

I need more details of how this works. is gravy forbidden? rare steak? juicy fruit? semen?

lotta hermeneutic issues itt

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



Sweevo posted:

i'm with you on this.

my original plan for 2020 was to drink myself half to death, but recently that's stopped seeming like a joke.

if it helps me get under 75kg then bonus

:hf:

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


Sweevo posted:

i'm with you on this.

my original plan for 2020 was to drink myself half to death, but recently that's stopped seeming like a joke.

if it helps me get under 75kg then bonus

If you are over 6 foot then god speed you! beanstalk

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007



I'd do this during summer but it's
cold out so I will be drinking only tea forever

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



HAIL eSATA-n posted:

I'd do this during summer but it's
cold out so I will be drinking only tea forever

This did occur to me, it's the middle of fuckin summer here and january is gonna be hot as balls

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят



theadder posted:

lotta hermeneutic issues itt

jesus christ perished on a cross made out of two frozen logs of beef stock stuck together with an extremely adhesive sauce made out of a water turned to wine reduction with some extra hooves boiled down into it

many people don't know this

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят



i want to believe in this mission but each time I have a beer or goto a noodle shop and slurp two liters of delicious broth i just dont know :shrug:

the rules are very complicated and scare me

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


replace all drinks with delicious plain still water.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят



Displeased Moo Cow posted:

replace all drinks with delicious plain still water.

it might take awhile to adapt my guts to digest and survive on the unique algae that otherwise only thrive in stagnant water troughs for the cattle but ill work on it :hai:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



Displeased Moo Cow posted:

replace all drinks with delicious plain still water.

it can be a little cold

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



pity bump

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