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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I want to travel this journey with you my friend. however my will is weak and my consumerism is strong

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Iím tired as gently caress, all of the time.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




letís fukin do it. Iíll start the live blog of this pending disaster poo poo-show

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




echinopsis posted:

well we're already deep into Drink ever Day December

altho tonight Im dirnking wine. wtf is this poo poo it makes you fell terrible while you're still drinking

nah thatís gin mate

best be off that gin stuff aye

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




also

no xbox Boxing Day

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




same

:smugmrgw::respek::smugmrgw:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




flatulence free fridays

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




basically getting your thread gassed here :gas:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




echinopsis posted:

thanks for your lack of confidence in my own abilities

mate Iím with you on this weird and wonderful journey 100% unlike some of these other pussies who think they will die with coffee the little loving pansies letís do this poo poo think of all that wine you wonít have to drink

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




omg no summer soup cups nooooooooooooooooooooo :soup:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




rip koalas

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Sweevo posted:

i'm with you on this.

my original plan for 2020 was to drink myself half to death, but recently that's stopped seeming like a joke.

if it helps me get under 75kg then bonus

If you are over 6 foot then god speed you! beanstalk

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




replace all drinks with delicious plain still water.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I'm going hard on the forbidden fluids until 00:00:01 on 01/01/2020 (that's 01/01/2020 for you backwards Americans)

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




my mother gave me 24 cans of cola drink for Xmas. I have a bit of work to do.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




echinopsis posted:

6 hours and 18
minutes until

I am committed

:smugmrgw::hf::smugmrgw:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




same

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




is it in that sa encyclopaedia page that I never read?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




anyway. hereís me:

name: King Cow

wife reckons: probably about 10,000 grams overweight

Age: rotor level

average weekly V consumption: 2500mls

average weekly Coca-Cola consumption: 3905mls

average weekly water consumption: 5250mls

average weekly occurrences where I swear at the horses: 15

average weekly alcohol consumption: gently caress all.

current status: New Yearís Eve and at my father in laws. Iím loving drinking piss.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




have to say


feeling like poo poo


gently caress you.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




donít get me wrong, Iím loving hydrated.

doesnít mean Iím loving happy about it.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I expected nothing less, fellow goons.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




same

straight from the sky

onto the roof

a little bird poo poo mixed in for flavour

into the tank

done.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




feeling the burn too, op

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




sick as dogs balls in the last week and my god drat wife keeps feeding me hot lemon drinks and Iím like hey! woman! this guy on the internet told me not to drink this! and sheís all like well Iím your god drat wife and I say you drink this mother fucker because Iím sick as pig sick of your whinging about the made up illness named ďman fluĒ shut the gently caress up, man the gently caress up and stop blowing your god drat nose so much we have no tissues left you tosser and I said ok dear

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




legit feeling like poo poo though

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I donít blame watuary for my man flu. just been doing too much man work in the hot summer sun

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




yo

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




it sucks rear end

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




good poo poo

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Iíve lost about 6kgs and I feel like poo poo.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




the usual no-gym regime

- no sugar

- lots of sex

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I drank water

lost 8kgs.

became more handsome.

gained respect.

Iím drinking a beer.

itís thirty-four loving degrees.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




apparently I can get ac for only like an extra eight bucks a week on my rates.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




fizzy water






whatís the point?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I drank water

lost 8kgs.

became more handsome.

gained respect.

Iím drinking a beer.

itís thirty-four loving degrees.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I donít know how much that is it seems a lot so well done

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.





lol

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I just poured a cup of cognac into tonightís chicken dish. that doesnít count cos itís food.

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Nomnom Cookie posted:

adding cognac turned it into soup, which is forbidden. if you blend it then it will be a protein shake, which is allowed

ahh no you see I just simmered that cognac away to a soup coating consistency

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