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I want to travel this journey with you my friend. however my will is weak and my consumerism is strong
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2025 14:12 |
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I’m tired as gently caress, all of the time.
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let’s fukin do it. I’ll start the live blog of this pending disaster poo poo-show
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echinopsis posted:well we're already deep into Drink ever Day December nah that’s gin mate best be off that gin stuff aye
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also no xbox Boxing Day
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flatulence free fridays
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basically getting your thread gassed here ![]()
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echinopsis posted:thanks for your lack of confidence in my own abilities mate I’m with you on this weird and wonderful journey 100% unlike some of these other pussies who think they will die with coffee the little loving pansies let’s do this poo poo think of all that wine you won’t have to drink
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omg no summer soup cups nooooooooooooooooooooo :soup:
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rip koalas
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Sweevo posted:i'm with you on this. If you are over 6 foot then god speed you! beanstalk
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replace all drinks with delicious plain still water.
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I'm going hard on the forbidden fluids until 00:00:01 on 01/01/2020 (that's 01/01/2020 for you backwards Americans)
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my mother gave me 24 cans of cola drink for Xmas. I have a bit of work to do.
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echinopsis posted:6 hours and 18 ![]() ![]() ![]()
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same
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is it in that sa encyclopaedia page that I never read?
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anyway. here’s me: name: King Cow wife reckons: probably about 10,000 grams overweight Age: rotor level average weekly V consumption: 2500mls average weekly Coca-Cola consumption: 3905mls average weekly water consumption: 5250mls average weekly occurrences where I swear at the horses: 15 average weekly alcohol consumption: gently caress all. current status: New Year’s Eve and at my father in laws. I’m loving drinking piss.
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have to say feeling like poo poo gently caress you.
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don’t get me wrong, I’m loving hydrated. doesn’t mean I’m loving happy about it.
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I expected nothing less, fellow goons.
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same straight from the sky onto the roof a little bird poo poo mixed in for flavour into the tank done.
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feeling the burn too, op
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sick as dogs balls in the last week and my god drat wife keeps feeding me hot lemon drinks and I’m like hey! woman! this guy on the internet told me not to drink this! and she’s all like well I’m your god drat wife and I say you drink this mother fucker because I’m sick as pig sick of your whinging about the made up illness named “man flu” shut the gently caress up, man the gently caress up and stop blowing your god drat nose so much we have no tissues left you tosser and I said ok dear
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legit feeling like poo poo though
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I don’t blame watuary for my man flu. just been doing too much man work in the hot summer sun
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yo
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it sucks rear end
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good poo poo
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I’ve lost about 6kgs and I feel like poo poo.
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the usual no-gym regime - no sugar - lots of sex
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I drank water lost 8kgs. became more handsome. gained respect. I’m drinking a beer. it’s thirty-four loving degrees.
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apparently I can get ac for only like an extra eight bucks a week on my rates.
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fizzy water what’s the point?
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:I drank water
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I don’t know how much that is it seems a lot so well done
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echinopsis posted:
lol
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I just poured a cup of cognac into tonight’s chicken dish. that doesn’t count cos it’s food.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2025 14:12 |
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Nomnom Cookie posted:adding cognac turned it into soup, which is forbidden. if you blend it then it will be a protein shake, which is allowed ahh no you see I just simmered that cognac away to a soup coating consistency
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