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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




day two down. as usual when i take a break from caffeine fizz drinks Iím starting to feel a bit tired and crankier than normal. I did however avoid visiting the tracker-filled website watuary.com (:smugmrgw:) and went about my usual business. while refuelling the car I walked right past the non water drinks and only bought fuel. a good day. tomorrow will be better. things are going to change I can feel it.

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




day three. lots of headaches in the morning quelled by two doses of Pamís paracetamol.

then I was all good and spent eight hours staring at a spreadsheet on a laptop that is far too powerful for the tasks I make it do. at around 4pm I went to the store and thought about buying a lemonade but instead I bought a delicious sausage roll that had been in the warmer since 8. delicious.

1.5l of water consumed. many piss breaks taken. a good day.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




day four: another thrilling day at work looking at spreadsheets and making phone calls to dickheads. it is had to know what was causing my headaches: caffeine withdraws or the dickheads. either way, 1.5 litres of water was consumed by me and many piss breaks were taken. a good day.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




day five | rima rā: I blagged a work from home day this Friday so I could look at my spreadsheets for 8 hours in peace and avoid the wails and moans from those aggrieved by the loss of the monarch of the commonwealth. I spent far too long building a lookup function to pull from two other sheets when I had the epiphany to just copy and paste and achieve the same result. nice.

now I am enjoying my standard Friday night. kids are in bed. dogs are on my lap, wife is on the couch next to me watching some rubbish fashion reality tv show, and I am having my usual Friday night whiskey. today 1.5 litres of water and one whiskey drink was consumed. long love the king. the queen is dead. many piss breaks taken. a good day.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I only drink uv filtered rain water. it tastes of nothing.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




ono rā | day six: a spring storm has hit so have spent most of the afternoon inside by the fire. while it was wet in the morning I still
managed to get out and clear some of the trees. the track gave way while I was on the quad and nearly went down a short 10m bank but I managed to recover and pull the drat thing out with the tractor. no harm done. Iíll patch up the track when the storm passes.

got back to the house to find my wife about to leave to kick her baby brother in the balls for a few hours for being loving stupid. I had the afternoon to myself - and my children.
we played Mario kart and a bit of Diablo 3.

2.25 litres of water was consumed. many piss breaks were had. a good day. :cheers:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




nice one keep up with the tumblers

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




whetū rā | day seven: a lot of time dealing with copious amounts of water. clearing culverts and drains and such, as well as balancing the inputs and output of the swamp to ensure none of the nasty stuff gets in there. busy day! standing in a torrential stream of water weirdly takes a lot of effort for me. Iíve had quite the headache for most of the day. I donít think it is related to withdrawal but Iím not doctor.

I noticed that the weather has managed to fell through flag of my seemingly patriotic neighbour. either that or she just took it down in grief for her beloved Queen. who knows. well, I doubt I will know.

but it wasnít all work and flag watching. there were times of play with the children (rowing in the paddock puddles), a little dancing with my daughters, and of course, the drinking of water.

1.5 litres of water was consumed today. many piss breaks were taken. a good day. :cheers:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




waru rā | day 8: oof what a Monday. meetings all over the region. well three meetings about hundreds of kilometres driven to attend these meetings so take that planet earth. in my haste to get to one of the meetings, I left my beloved drink bottle behind at the other meeting! oh no!

but fortunately I now always carry a spare bottle for just such situations. so the hydration continued. whew! hopefully they will send my other drink bottle home. one can always hope.

2 litres of water was consumed today. many piss breaks were taken. a good day.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Iwa rā | day nine: wonderful news. I was working in the office in town today. well that isnít such great news :newlol: but anyway I was in the office when a firefighter came inÖholding my drink bottle I left behind in the meeting yesterday! apparently they were the next meeting after us in that building and someone there knew that was mine and gosh darn it didnít that firefighter say ďI know where that cow guy works Iíll just drop it off to himĒÖ and you know whatÖhe did! what a top bloke.

1.5 litres of water was consumed today. many piss breaks were taken. a good day :cheers:.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




tekau rā | day 10: I blagged a day of working from home which was good because it was a beautiful 19 degree spring day. I can hear the frogs in their water. although Iím thinking it is a little early in the season for froggies to be croaking. regardless, it was a good day to sit in the sun with the laptop and get paid to excel. I received many praises from the boss for my excel functions today which I believe is underserved - itís basically just vlookup - but whatever. the boss said I could knock off 20 minutes early because if mammoth excel efforts today. little did he know that because of the 2 litres of water I consumed that, I had many paid piss breaks. it was a good day :cheers:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I move to have echi IK this thread, and therefore earn a well-deserved SA star.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




rā tekau ma tāhī | day 11: holy poo poo itís Thursday. the big water from the sky, rain, felled a mighty tree last night. trapping the cattle in the west paddock. I had to free them with my massive saw during my lunch break. mission accomplished. now the cattle are free. 1.75 litres of water and 300mls of orange juice was consumed. many piss breaks were taken. a good day :cheers:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




rā tekau ma rua | day 12: TGIF am I right folks?!?!?! today I had the big Friday meeting with the boss and when he offered me a glass of water I just whipped out my 750ml insulated flask and said ďno thanks, I pack my own!Ē and then had a chug and felt totally awesome. 2.25litres of water was consumed today. many piss breaks were taken. a good day :cheers:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




tekau ma toru rā | day 13: gosh what a Saturday. the fire service recommends drinking water every 20 minutes in order to stay hydrated. today I spent all day outside in the sun. mowing lawns and wiring up my external garage/shed with cat5e cable :smugmrgw: it was sweaty business and my urine told me to take on more water immediately!

2.5 litres of water was consumed today. fewer piss breaks were taken. a good day. :cheers:

Moo Cowabunga fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Sep 17, 2022

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




tekau ma whā ra | Day 14: on a beautiful spring day I spend outside tending to the garden all day. it is very important to stay hydrated when you are active in the sunshine! 2.25 litres of water was consumed this day. many piss breaks were taken. a good day. :cheers:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Iíve only drunken 1.5 litres of water today. (many piss breaks were taken. a good day :cheers:)

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




tekau mā ono rā | day 16: a little wobble today but Iím comfortable with it. a 250ml of ďsugar freeĒ bug energy juice was consumed today, along with 2litres of pure uv filtered rainwater. oh yeah. loving smooth. did you know that elephants can smell water from like 5km away??? i canít smell water at all! itís odourless!

many piss breaks were taken at work today. a good day. :cheers:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




did you know that it takes 25 litres of water to make one litre of beer? I skipped to the good part and consumed 1.75 litres of water at work today. no beer in this system. many piss breaks were taken. a good day :cheers:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




on my 8th beer for the night. many piss breaks have been taken. a good night :cheers:

restart the counter.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




one litre down.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




you sure did buddy. you sure did.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




whatís that in normal measurements?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Iím ready to water

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




echinopsis posted:

iím off to work :qq:

while this sucks for you I am glad as my wife has some sort of chesty cough, so I need to go to the chemist and get some cough syrup.

any recommendations?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




of course I wonít be drinking any cough syrup due to its non wateryness

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




PokeJoe posted:

I'm glad you have a chesty wife also

:q:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Iím eating 2 minute noodles right now and just realised that it has broth!!!

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




nah sheíll be right mate

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




you da man

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




848pm. day 1. water consumed: 1.75L. piss breaks taken: many.

I have weighed myself this morning more out of curiosity more than anything. it would be good to lose the festive fat though.

a pretty good New Yearís Day today to be honest. weather was changeable, but got some gardening done and gave the dogs a good run. I had some minor headaches but not sure if that is from last nights whiskey or my body craving that horrible good stuff. all and all I kept on top of it and I am a winner. things are going to change I can feel it.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




day 2: had to go to work today: drank 1.5L of water. many piss breaks were taken.

starting to get those withdraw tingles. Iím rolling with it at the moment. water feels good man.

work doesnít feel good. excel for all its plaudits can suck a dick today. today is supposed to be my holiday.

but at least I got to come home to a nice tall glass of iced water.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Iím sitting in my evening chair watching the big game and sipping on a nice tall glass of iced water :cheers:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




bit stormy to camp up here mate

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I had some minor headaches but popped a pill and havenít looked back.

the cravings for a horrible energy drink at stupid times of the day will take longer to quell.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Iím at a party right now. everyone is drinking bourbon and other good stuff and having fun. I have my flask of ice cold water and Iím the life of the party.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




day four down. spent the day reading and writing reports and thinking about drinking things that werenít water and then sipped down some unsatisfying water. I then went to a party where happy people were drinking happy drinks and I got to sip down some unsatisfying water. I feel great.

2.25L of water was consumed today. many pissed breaks were taken.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




canít stop pissing?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




our drinking water is rainwater that has been uv filtered. town water doesnít cut my mustard.

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




went and visited mum today

she said ďcan I get you a drink of Coca-Cola, dear?Ē

and I said ďNo! Mum! Iím drinking water! itís Wateruary!Ē

and she chuckled as she said ďwateruary? how wonderful!Ē

day 9 down.

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