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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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I like water

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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On Tuesday last week I did a 1800' hike in very hot weather. I hauled over a gallon of water up the mountain and drank all of it

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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fart simpson posted:

ive never drank water. foul stuff

ban this sick filth

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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it's the only drink available in space. it's the juice of the cosmos

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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ive had very little water today. im making my body crave it even more in preparation

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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I'm ready to commit to it and then drink some coffee right away

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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I'm going to start coffeeuary. You can only drink coffee and coffee liqueur

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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in reality I could never abide by a no soup rule in January. it's blasphemy to my people

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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no soup on the go? echi it's so cold and I've got places to be

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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echinopsis posted:

perhaps a mug can be used to flaunt the rules

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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Wow I've always been looking for a reason to drink water instead of beer or shoe polish

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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only if you put cheese in it and call it beer cheese soup. Wisconsin discovered the watuary loophole

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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the tea ceremony is a historical loophole as well

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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post hole digger posted:

drinking a Mother energy drink out of a bowl for watuary

this is the kind of out of the cup thinking we need around here

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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echinopsis posted:

maybe should amend the rules so that you need to use a spoon if you want a liquid that’s not water

I'll eat a can of mother with a spoon then

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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What if I put solid food in a blender, like a smoothie?

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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What's it going to be?

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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Gin is a fantastic choice, try and make it that one if possible

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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echinopsis posted:

I feel sorry for people who drink urine instead of water, but only during january

you can drink urine too. just not in January

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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You've heard of mother's milk? Well wiat until you try this stuff

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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what about regular amphetamine? are you saying I'm paying my pharmacist for nothing????

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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Sagebrush posted:

echi is way ahead of you here

echi how good is piss on a scale of
Mother Energy - Water

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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It's still December

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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I'm glad you have a chesty wife also

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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im gonna drink a lot of alcohol and get super dehydrated to prepare my body

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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if you aren't craving water like never before are you really living a true watuary

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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FalseNegative posted:

I am torn on if I'm doing year 3. I'm in for major caffeine withdrawals and those take almost two weeks. I'm not sure if I have it in me or not this year.

personally i think an exception for black coffee or tea should be allowed. if i don't get a hefty dose of caffeine and amphetamine im not gonna make it through the day

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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I'm not gonna do drugs

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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Some buds do a "dry January" for alcohol with a similar bent but it's in the spirit of watuary for sure

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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I'm gonna try watuary w a coffee exception for the affore mentioned stimulant dependence. Also coffee is the nectar of the gods and lol if I would limit myself from that sweet ambrosia

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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just black. imo if the drink has calories or artificial sweetener its not allowed. its it's water + plant its ok

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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54 minutes to binge alcohol

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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I've only had coffee and water today

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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My first meal of watuary was soup

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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yeah but piss? it's just man water. They don't call it watersports for nothing

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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wow im parched *makes a holiday*

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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i broke the watuary oath already and had some whiskey. 50 hail Marys as penance

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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water all day

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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maybe you should put a better aerator on your sink

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004
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do you guys not have aerators on your faucets over there? they aerate

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