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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Oh, you made a new thread? Hmm. I don't like it.

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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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WatermelonGun posted:

i forgot how very uncomfortable the king of comedy is

Incredibly. I remember going "hey, DeNiro, Lewis, Scorsese, this is going to be amazing!" And it was, but man, by the end I felt like I had been put through the loving ringer.

Same with Saturday Night Fever, which is legit a great movie, but it is NOT a dance movie/musical at ALL. I had only heard the soundtrack when my roommate and I watched it a few years ago. He said the look of confusion and growing horror on my face was almost as good at the movie itself.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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The original Mass Effect and Dead Space trilogies for reminding me that nothing good ever lasts.

Until Dawn for being the catalyst that saw my stepdaughter and I begin the journey from stepdaughter/stepdad into daughter/father.

Civilization V for being my happy place for over 1000+ hours since its release.

Days Gone for proving that a video game doesn't have to be perfect or critically acclaimed to be enjoyable.

Resident Evil 7 and Resident Evil 2 HD for giving my wife a chance to bitch about continuity in her favorite media franchise.

Spider-Man for coming out of freakin' nowhere to be the best comic book video game since Arkham City.

The Last of Us for proving that a video game can make someone cry.

But the best game of the 2010's for me?

Horizon Zero Dawn because of the backstory, the huge plot twist, and most importantly, gently caress Ted Faro. Oh, and huge metal dinosaurs.

CobiWann fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Dec 16, 2019

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Spikegal posted:

What are some of your favorite promos from non wrestling media?

This one is up there for me from Doctor Who: The man who stops the monsters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll_UhrQMC-I&t=112s

I could pick drat near anything from that show...but I have to go with Jeff Daniels' speech from Gettysburg. The 20th Maine is out of ammo and the Confederacy is charging up the hill. If they take the hill, they roll up the Union flank and the war's all but lost. So there's only one thing do to.

"We fix bayonets."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL-5uyp44WA

I watch the five hour Director's cut every Fourth of July. It's just a superb film.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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How did I go nearly ten years without seeing this commercial?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMwFWDIFVCU

And how did I go nearly ten years without seeing a single parody of this commercial?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Captain Magic posted:

Y’all should watch Southern Comfort and see Powers Boothe and Fred Ward and Keith Carradine as soldiers on an exercise gone wrong trying to fight their way out of a Louisiana bayou filled with murderous Cajuns.

*nods slowly* I concur. It's the second-best Vietnam allegory film after Aliens.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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extradite THIS! posted:

Got a movie ticket from my grandma. What's currently good in the cinemas? The Lighthouse still seems to run, I understand that poo poo's supposed to be dope

Knives Out for sure, if you'd like a drama I quite enjoyed Uncut Gems. Or see if Ip Man 4 is playing nearby on Christmas.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Scene: CobiWann and his wife are leaving the movie theater after a Sunday night showing of "Black Christmas."

Cobi: ...

Wife: ...

Cobi: ...

Wife: ...

Cobi: ...

Wife ...don't...

Cobi: DEAR SWEET BUDDHA THAT MOVIE WAS loving AWFUL!

I get the message they're trying to send, but they surrounded it with a horrible film that has little to do with Christmas, let alone either the original Black Christmas or the 2006 remake. Cliche situations, predictable writing, death by being off-screen, the utter lack of blood, a "twist" and explanation that would have made JJ Abrams' head explode, and a "girl power" ending that saw me turn to my wife and say, "did that sorority just commit mass murder?"

Avoid. Avoid like the plague. To quote one of my wife's students, "I saw this movie for free and I want my money back."

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Prokhor Zakharov posted:

The first time I saw the trailer I thought the movie would be hot garbage so I'm honestly not sure what you were expecting going into it.

Better than what I loving got. Even the cheesiest horror movie have SOMETHING redeemable or worthwhile, even if it's something you can point at and laugh. It's incredibly rare I've felt like I wasted my time and energy going to the movies with my wife. Even when we disagree (Get Out is an all-time suspense classic to me, she thought it was average, she loved the Tom Cruise Mummy while I hated it from the very first line), we end up with an inside joke or something we can needle each other with.

This one? Nothing. We couldn't even make fun of it. The only other movie we both felt ripped off about seeing was mother! That movie made us immediately go back to the box office and buy a ticket for Wind River...

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Doc M posted:

Replace "movie" with "show", and that is exactly what I said after December to Dismember 2006!

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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WatermelonGun posted:

it’s hard to think of a hack who made it as big as jj abrams

Roland Emmerich?

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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My wife - "I never found Henry Cavill hot until The Witcher."

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Jerusalem posted:

Parasite was the best movie of the year and it wasn't even close, and if you disagree then you have a different subjective opinion to mine :colbert:

Knives Out. :colbert: :colbert:

Endgame was the best "event" movie. For its flaws, tying a bow around 10+ years of movies is a drat impressive feat.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Jerusalem posted:

I loved Knives Out, it think it was superb. But man, nothing beat Parasite for me, what an amazing movie. I always liked the director before but this time he just fired on all cylinders, even the misstep I thought he might be taking on the ending turned out to be a wonderful misdirection (the son seemingly solving everything only to reveal it was yet another "plan" all in his head, like his father warned him was just a way of making an excuse for never actually doing anything).

I'm going with Knives Out because, to borrow from you, the director was firing on all cylinders, the cast was acting their asses off (the hallway scene with Michael Shannon gave me loving chills), I was caught off guard when (they revealed the killer 1/3rd of the way through the movie and I was wondering how the hell they were going to move on from there)...

...but the kicker to me was the sheer joy I felt when my daughter turned to me during the credits and said "I couldn't figure it out! I had no idea what was going to happen!"

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Downloading Hades now to play once Dynamite is over.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Jerusalem posted:

It's a Rogue-lite where you play Zagreus, son of Hades, trying to escape Tartarus. Every time you die you start right back at the beginning and the entire hellscape rearranges itself and you lose all the blessings you gained on your last run. But you can also permanently level yourself up, improve your equipment and weapons, learn patterns and abilities etc and each time you play through you get to talk to more people, learn more backstory, uncover secrets and use them to your advantage to speed things up. Each run you can find random messages from the Gods of Olympus (or something else) that gain you blessings that help you survive and fight further etc.

I'm not much of one for Rogue-lites but the mechanics alone are really fun, but there's an amazing aesthetic to go along with neat characters and genuinely fun (and often funny) writing. It's a really good game.

Wait, the protagonist’s name is Zagreus? The guy who sits inside your head?

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Jerusalem posted:

We don't talk about that, Cobi :gonk:

Whoa, that's weird. "Cobi" is my current nickname to nearly all of friends and my family of the heart, since when I was introduced to some of them some twenty years ago it was via IRC where my handle was "CobiWann." I was having flashbacks to a previous unhappy life for a moment there...

...ever been blessed to wake up, look around, and say "wow, I actually LIKE all of my friends?"

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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The Patriots lost. For one brief shining moment, evil has been vanquished.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Biggest gaming secret?

I can still do the Heigan dance on my keyboard by reflex.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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coconono posted:

Plus the nightmares make sharing a bed with more than one person rather hazardous for all involved.

This. I have enough trouble keeping my wife happy, let alone another person.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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I just got the most original compliments on my smut writing.

1 - I establish consent/birth control methods/being disease-free in my scenes.
2 - I make sure to mention post-sex hygiene and cleanliness.

I'm...writing informative smut?

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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https://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/neil-peart-obit-1.5422806

This one really loving hurts. Rush is the reason I survived high school. It feels so stupid to tear up over the death of a musician, but here we are.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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33!



Happy birthday!

(I grew up in Pittsburgh, I drank a ton of Rolling Rock and Iron City, don't judge me)

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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I'm doing a deep dive relisten of all of Rush's studio and live albums.

My God, the talent these three had together, the way they changed their sound over the years, the fact that it never felt like they were putting an album out due to contractual obligations or just for the money...and the nostalgia. That's what's hitting me the most - driving around in the early/mid 90's delivering pizza and bouncing back and forth between grunge and Rush.

Growing up loving sucks.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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OFFICER LIGER posted:

i got introduced to Firefly and liked the pilot. i wasnt aware of its fate.

:sigh:

The two meanest things you can do to someone - give them the "first season" of Firefly or give them all the seasons of Farscape and don't tell them about the Peacekeeper Wars.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Terry Jones. :(

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-51209197

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Captain Magic posted:

Best old movie picks, go:

High Noon
El Dorado (great double feature with above)
The Killing
Vertigo
Seven Samurai
Bridge On The River Kwai

Also you can just watch the diner scene from Five Easy Pieces

The Big Sleep
Roman Holiday
Bride of Frankenstein
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
A Night at the Opera
Kelly's Heroes

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Captain Magic posted:

Holy poo poo, I do NOT remember that. Boo!

So my wife has some manner of binge drinking issue and we agreed she would stop for a while. Last night she came home stumbling drunk and revealed she’d been drinking the entire four months I’d been praising her hard work at sobriety.

Heel turn, y’all.

I’m actually really upset about this but totally exhausted. My fight or flight is overwhelmingly predisposed toward fight and the amount of adrenaline running through my system kept me tossing and turning all goddamn night.

Once is an accident. Twice is a pattern. Three times is a problem.

It's tough to change habits, says the chronic over-eater...in this case, it's the lying that hurts the most I would imagine. :sympathy:

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Jerusalem posted:

I have also seen that film and I also recommend it!

Also I should watch more Korean films, most of the ones I have seen are great. I recently saw The Gangster, The Cop and the Devil and holy poo poo that was a good time with an AMAZING ending.

I Saw the Devil and Train to Busan.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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MMA?

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Chris James 2 posted:

MMA fan, Mekchu missed a word. Turns out D&D discourse today includes sports fans' ideology because of Joe Rogan being a piece of poo poo (which tbf he absolutely is)

Whew. I thought I missed yet another new societal acronym!

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Artelier posted:

Reinstalled XCOM 2 WOTC, booted up my half complete game and as I was scrolling through my soldiers I found this guy



I really need to go back and finish this game.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Just got out of The Gentlemen. Great film if you're into Guy Ritchie's style.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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Spikegal posted:

What is your favorite movie that you kind of know isn't great? Mine is Grave Encounters I also really like the sequel. It's pretty standard if above-average found footage but has some really great ideas with impossible space

Holy poo poo, Grave Encounters. I started watching this movie on Showtime in the middle of the afternoon and was getting into it - the concept of eldritch spaces and "ghost hunters" getting screwed with intrigued me. My wife came down about halfway through and asked to watch it from the beginning. We didn't have time since we were running out in an hour to meet friends, so I set it up to tape off Showtime West and headed out.

We came back and watched it around 1 AM. The difference between watching it in broad daylight and in a dark basement during the witching hour...it hosed me up HARD, especially the scene with the hands.

Anyway, movies I love?

House of Wax - the 2005 remake, the practical effects are great and it's got a mean streak that doesn't slide into torture porn.
Head of State - Chris Rock does politics and Bernie Mac (RIP) as his VP.
Looker - if anyone remembers this 1981 Michael Crichton with Albert Finney, Susan Dey, James Coburn, 3D body scanning, a knock on commercialization, and a gun that gives you amnesia, I'll be drat impressed.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

I'm crossposting this from the Disability Thread I made in TGRS because I want my prograps pals to know what I'm going through as well, if you dislike whining from me please feel more than welcome to ignore:

If you read that thank you, either way carry on, god bless

My advice? Self-care is VERY important. The world does need more advocates, but we need more long-burning candles than hot-burning flares.

And if you need to, you blow the candle out and relight it down the road.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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NienNunb posted:

Whats everyones favorite Scorsese? My ride or die is King Of Comedy.

Bringing Out The Dead

A reminder that Nicolas Cage is an amazing actor.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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The best Riddler portrayal is from Arkham City.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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I feel like the only person in the world who doesn't care for Lindsay Ellis. Her videos make me feel less informed and more like I'm being lectured to, this sense of "how dare you enjoy this obviously flawed thing."

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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WatermelonGun posted:

my family members are dropping like flies but on the plus side i beat darkwing duck today. steel beak was a real fucko, just like my dead as of this morning grandfather.

which nes games do you most relate with human mortality gen thread

It's not an NES game, but I picked up Hellblade last night...

:stare:

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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

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You know what blows my mind?

John Turturro has never been nominated for an Oscar.

Not for Miller's Crossing, not for Barton Fink, not for Brain Donors, not for Quiz Show, not for Do the Right Thing, and not for The Big Lebowski.

Wow.

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