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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



How hard can it actually be to build a house? Those Habitat for Humanity people do it all the time, and they’re all just regular rear end people with no special licenses or degrees or anything.

Let’s build us a fun sweet Christmas goon house for Christmas, GBS!

Who here knows how to build things and/or do contractor stuff?

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givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Well there’s that Grover guy.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Im. Gonna kick the goose in the head

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


*house

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Sure, building a house is easy. But how do we build A Home™

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Jasus Christ posted:

Sure, building a house is easy. But how do we build A Home™

lmao wb

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Where will we build it? Island? Forest? Woods?

zaepg fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Dec 16, 2019

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


you wanna make sure the house is in a plot with lots of roaming mobs, like bears and wolves you can harvest for resources

the pelts you loot can get some decent newbie cash to upgrade your equipment/spells

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just rent a coffee shop and put up some beds instead, ez

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
home depot has a sale on insulation so you're in luck

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

home depot has a sale on insulation so you're in luck

Make sure it’s specifically stair insulation tho, this is important.

Bobatron
May 12, 2007

let me tell you of a
place called Cylesborgia,
where robosexuals and
lesbians live together
in harmony :roboluv:

zaepg posted:

Where will we build it? Island? Forest? Woods?

In the Ocean, it will be a libertarian paradise.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Living in shipping containers is on trend right now.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
How about an island

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Don't forget to insulate the stairs

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

Call Me The Shocker
It will need load bearing drywall.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


A goon house?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I have a pickle jar of unassorted screws I can lend out.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


I'm in as long as there's room for the goon horse

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Make the bathroom attractive to :females: by recessing the tub into the structural I beams

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
already been done op havent you heard of oobies og house

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



zaepg posted:

Where will we build it? Island? Forest? Woods?

Hawaii. Big Island.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I. M. Gei posted:

Hawaii. Big Island.

To be clear, this is not a suggestion. The house is going in Hawaii, because I said so, and that’s the end of it! :colbert:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I. M. Gei posted:

To be clear, this is not a suggestion. The house is going in Hawaii, because I said so, and that’s the end of it! :colbert:

But I hear there's really cheap land in rural Texas just waiting to be developed!

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Gridlocked posted:

Make the bathroom attractive to :females: by recessing the tub into the structural I beams

We could run a zip line from the roof, too! That'd be a blast!

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Gridlocked posted:

Make the bathroom attractive to :females: by recessing the tub into the structural I beams

Combine tub and toilet. Tublet.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

I've always wanted a pool, but I live in a state where it's only really "pool weather" for about 3 months.

My solution is to turn the basement into a pool, I can swim across it to reach the washer and dryer and stuff! Doing laundry will now be a fun workout.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I was hoping this was gonna be one of those old threads where everyone MSPainted a square and then somebody stitched them all together.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



ive worked on 3 habitat for humanity houses and we ALWAYS end up on the roof fixing the last group's mistakes, and roofing loving sucks. what I'm saying is you guys are on your own up there, make sure you use the chalk line and overlap the shingles properly because I'm not coming up there to bail you out

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Ehud posted:

I was hoping this was gonna be one of those old threads where everyone MSPainted a square and then somebody stitched them all together.

Be the change you want to see

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
It needs an observatory to watch the stars at night in

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Broke: let's build a house
Woke: let's build a house in space
Jamoke: This is a lot of work let's just smoke a joint instead.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

No stupid, we're already building a horse.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



if you want to build a house from scratch you must first invent the universe. a horse too, for that matter

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


I can't imagine inventing a horse without the trauma from being invented killing said horse

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Quit horsin' around! We have a house to build!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Is there anyway we could get the horse to build the house? Kill two birds with one stone? Do we need to build birds too?

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

This is amazing.

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blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


I like the idea to get two birds stoned at once by making the horse build the house (or is the house building the horse? nay, I say)

I will begin construction on the birds

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