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Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
I meant dumb it down for the folks at home... I’m not dumb...?

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Tetramin posted:

I meant dumb it down for the folks at home... I’m not dumb...?

It's going to make you angry but there is no town made entirely of cum

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Isn't it just south of Jizzville?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It made him so mad he got prpbed...

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

It's going to make you angry but there is no town made entirely of cum

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




every load of cum is a tiny town in its own right, full of cute little sperm citizens

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Bad Purchase posted:

every load of cum is a tiny town in its own right, full of cute little sperm citizens

You can't protect them every second. Sooner or later you'll let your guard down, and then FLUSH, it's toilet time for tiny town

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_g2xtWLRMc

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

We built this city
We built this city on rockin' looooads

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


funny things in the cum town extended universe today

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Yeah the cumbath bedroom is cool. Like when ppl need even MORE cum.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

We built this city
We built this city on rockin' looooads

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Then when you’ve had enough cum there’s the molten sandstone cum porch where you can watch sex theater while you eat cake or even take a nap. :jerky:

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
why does adam decorate his apartment like a 16 year old girl

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

project power and dominance, all things cool people do

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Scionix posted:

why does adam decorate his apartment like a 16 year old girl

So they feel safe when he brings them over, duh!

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Marge, they kicked me out of the DSA. :( They found out some of now-bannable things I said on Tumblr! It was 2010! Now I can't be in the DSA anymore, Marge! You know how important socialism has been to me these past 5 months!

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Oh, Homey.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Apparently they’ve piped a hot shower from the hot springs at the camp to the porch now. :mmmsmug:

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

https://files.catbox.moe/ujrsuc.mp4

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




:five:

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
God drat that’s some good posting son

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


:perfect:

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Best post of 2020.

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
here's normie cum town content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fyVd75_CQY

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

god drat.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

This is really in no way indicative of the podcast. If this were an actual episode of Cum Town it would be “were kids having choke sex in the 50’s?” but presented by Nick Mullen doing a bad impression of a Chinese guy while Stav giggles like a seal.

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
here's another normal cum town bit

https://youtu.be/FYDklo6ujko

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Nick has a special on STARZ?

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Nick is so much funnier on the fly than when he's doing standup. Stav is way less funny than Nick on the show but I think his standup skills are better.

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

veni veni veni posted:

Nick is so much funnier on the fly than when he's doing standup. Stav is way less funny than Nick on the show but I think his standup skills are better.

Absolutely! Nick is sharp and snarky but has serious self-image issues and ADD, so all his stage stuff sounds like he's rushing to get through the script he's memorized down to the exact timecode. Stav is a funny person generally and not quick on his feet, but has self-ownership/-confidence in spades so he can breeze through a rough set outline very casually and conversationally.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


There's some other standup set I saw a while back where Nick makes a joke about Ouija boards and how much it would suck to be a ghost and have your only connection to the outside world being a fat teenage goth girl, and the joke is killing it, but then he just doubles down on how fat she is and starts to lose the audience, then he doubles down again and by the end the crowd is pretty much silent lol.

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkc9ZywYqtE

Cyberpope v2
Oct 26, 2002

by Lowtax

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Absolutely! Nick is sharp and snarky but has serious self-image issues and ADD, so all his stage stuff sounds like he's rushing to get through the script he's memorized down to the exact timecode. Stav is a funny person generally and not quick on his feet, but has self-ownership/-confidence in spades so he can breeze through a rough set outline very casually and conversationally.

that's just the cocaine

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Absolutely! Nick is sharp and snarky but has serious self-image issues and ADD, so all his stage stuff sounds like he's rushing to get through the script he's memorized down to the exact timecode. Stav is a funny person generally and not quick on his feet, but has self-ownership/-confidence in spades so he can breeze through a rough set outline very casually and conversationally.
Nick had a few jokes that really killed in the Toronto show, but yeah, this is pretty accurate, they're a lot more rehearsed and "artificial" than the riffs on the pod. Stav's was a lot more naturalistic and Adam had pretty much the same routine he'd been using for years.

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
Adam, like Jake Flores, use their entire act anytime they're being recorded

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

has self-ownership/-confidence in spades

No more slurs in the Cum Town thread please

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Well thread I am converted.

I listened to a few random episodes on YouTube and partway through it clicked into place.

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Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Oh yeah, here's the stavbot https://stavbot.github.io/

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