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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Please post the artists and titles. I'm not clicking on any I don't know beforehand

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KodiakRS
Jul 11, 2012

:stonk:

Milo and POTUS posted:

Please post the artists and titles. I'm not clicking on any I don't know beforehand

But that would ruin the surprise.

Since you can't :effort:, here's Red Solo Cup by Toby Keith: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

'The Room' of music videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPrek1oAjG0

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

KodiakRS posted:

But that would ruin the surprise.

Since you can't :effort:, here's Red Solo Cup by Toby Keith: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

recognized the url, fucker!

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


Is there a word for the style of singing in the christian music video where people are just like....talking in a singsongy rhythm? I loving hate it.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Elderbean posted:

Is there a word for the style of singing in the christian music video where people are just like....talking in a singsongy rhythm? I loving hate it.

poo poo

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Has anyone posted “Scream & Shout” by The Black Eyed Peas (feat. Britney, bitch)? Cause if you haven’t someone should. When you hear this in the club. You're gonna turn this poo poo up. You're gonna turn this poo poo up. You're gonna turn this poo poo up. When we up in the club. All eyes on us. All eyes on us. All eyes on us. See the boys in the club. They watchin' us. They watchin' us. They watchin' us. Everybody in the club. All eyes on us. All eyes on us. All eyes on us.

https://youtu.be/kYtGl1dX5qI

You are now-now rockin' with will.i.am and (Britney, bitch)

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Worst song is Blurred Lines


It sucks musically and it also advocates date rape


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Duke Pukem posted:

Worst song is Blurred Lines


It sucks musically and it also advocates date rape


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU

Counterpoint: Blurred Lines steals from “Got To Give It Up” by Marvin Gaye which is objectively a good jam.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P00HMxdsVZI

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Counterpoint: Blurred Lines steals from “Got To Give It Up” by Marvin Gaye which is objectively a good jam.

...then just listen to that?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
New Country sucks, its a terrible genre of music for Dads who have a giant pickup truck they never take off road because they don't want to get it dirty and people who buy Stickers that say "Hillary for Prison". It produced annoying popular songs such as this, which is funny because New Country had a lot of women in it, and they made a lot of hay about that, but guess what, the songs were all about how a woman needs a man to feel complete.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI7v36a92LU

Also why does Faith Hill look like a Fox New Blond in the video?

Also annoying,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82dDnv9zeLs
Red Neck Woman, she does what she wants, but she still needs a red neck man! You get a 10% discount at the buffet at the Klan meeting if you bring a guest. Plus it means someone else to get Oxy perceptions with.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Milo and POTUS posted:

...then just listen to that?

Yes obviously.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 7 days!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqURPBtGJzg

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Is there a celeb vanity band that's actually good? Or one with a clever name?

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Elderbean posted:

Is there a word for the style of singing in the christian music video where people are just like....talking in a singsongy rhythm? I loving hate it.

It's rap for white people who are afraid of black people. Like, really afraid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0DM5lcj6mw

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Has anyone posted “Scream & Shout” by The Black Eyed Peas (feat. Britney, bitch)? Cause if you haven’t someone should. When you hear this in the club. You're gonna turn this poo poo up. You're gonna turn this poo poo up. You're gonna turn this poo poo up. When we up in the club. All eyes on us. All eyes on us. All eyes on us. See the boys in the club. They watchin' us. They watchin' us. They watchin' us. Everybody in the club. All eyes on us. All eyes on us. All eyes on us.

https://youtu.be/kYtGl1dX5qI

You are now-now rockin' with will.i.am and (Britney, bitch)

These are the things I can do without, come on. This sounds like pop song necromancy.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
every single time I hear that lizzo song the only words I hear are "new man on the Minnesota Vikings". I am tired of hearing about the Minnesota Vikings. my family is starving

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Is any of those links “Horse With No Name” because at least one of them really should be.

Though yes, Christmas Shoes is heinous and the worst Christmas song of all time.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K9iQp535MRQ

Aloha, baby, let's go to the beach
Yeah, girls in bikini are waiting for me
But I was hoping for a summer-romance
So why can't you take a chance
Maybe some pretty girls are in your world
Excuse me, I could also be your girl
Lately, everyone is making fun
Na na na na na na na na na na na

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axKguLdeMEY
AJR but with more than usual chinese music torture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM7MFYoylVs
painful late stage coldplay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA

Monday Tuesday Wednesday... (do it)
Friday Saturday Saturday... (do it)
Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet come on
you know what they say
party every day

let's do it, and do it, and do it, do it do it

:psyduck:

Bodyholes fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Dec 30, 2019

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

every single time I hear that lizzo song the only words I hear are "new man on the Minnesota Vikings". I am tired of hearing about the Minnesota Vikings. my family is starving

Spend less on Minnesota vikings

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
Can we just post really bad covers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sWwaWeqpSk

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

tetsuo posted:

Can we just post really bad covers?

I feel like posting good covers would be more of a challenge

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Every time I hear the opening notes of this I'm thinking it's going to be some Werewolves of London.

No, it's a pile of poo poo from Kid Rock.

So it's triply bad. It's not Werewolves of London. It's a lovely song and not just any lovely song, but one from Kid Rock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwIGZLjugKA

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Every time I hear the opening notes of this I'm thinking it's going to be some Werewolves of London.

This must be one of the most stolen riffs in music- the Kid Rock song is aping Sweet Home Alabama which also uses that riff.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

tetsuo posted:

Can we just post really bad covers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sWwaWeqpSk

Better than the clapton version imo

Behind Maslow
Apr 11, 2008

https://youtu.be/-W_eB30vVxE

An unfortunate mashup of screamo and hip-hop. The song is complete trash, but the video has skanky chicks, 40's of malt liquor, dope cars, dyed hair, and a pig! How wacky, indeed!

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Once I realized “Werewolves of London” is about werewolves just bumming around London and not an allegory for anything I liked the song a lot more.

baalaagaa
Apr 9, 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDRHx4cPgbE

Or any Ska song really.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
I'm not linking it because I don't want to promote it, but there's an upbeat, poppy live cover of "This Corrosion" (Originally by Sisters of Mercy) performed by Diane Birch that I HATE.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

baalaagaa posted:

Or any Ska song really.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEncdhmJhHM

Terces
Mar 27, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IEQpfA528M

I was re-exposed to this sucky cover earlier last year. Also last year sucked for me. Possibly related so maybe don't click if you don't want to taint your 2020. :ohdear:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Basically any UB40 cover of a Reggae Song. They're like that Michael Mcdonald Motown album that came out in the year 2000. Perfect for white people who want to listen to black music but don't want any scary black people performing it.

I don't know how popular Sean Mendes is in the US, but I hear this song A LOT here in Toronto, as he's a local, when i'm somewhere I'm exposed to radio or the kind of crappy music they play in stores.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY2yjAdbvdQ
Sean Mendes Treat You better, AKA I'm a nice guy and girls only date assholes, why won't she date me? Song aka The Fedora Song.

You little poo poo, you just assume the guy she is with is wrong for her? How do you know this? You think you're a gentlemen but you assume to know what's going on in her life? The video shows the girls boyfriend being abusive, but holy poo poo if you knew a woman in a abusive relationship your thought should not be "She should leave that guy and get with me".

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Dave Matthews

ihatechesspieces
Jan 2, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aowSGxim_O8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHrLPs3_1Fs

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

I love how the RHCP stole this riff for Dani California
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb5aq5HcS1A
The videos amusing to see them in silly costumes based in different eras, but i wish they were the Misfits longer. But I don't know why they're Avril Lavine at the end.

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I just want to say that this thread is absolutely lousy with terrible songs that I'd pushed out of my mind along the way, and reminiscing with you all about how terrible music can be is really fun. :haw:


Speaking of washed-up WCW wrestler musicians, Virgil aka Vincent released "gently caress Money Baby" and holy lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXOLwUYx4JE

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

I feel like posting good covers would be more of a challenge

No Doubt covered the Vandals' "Oi to the World", and the No Doubt version is much better, imho. Also, no one on earth prefers the Dolly Parton version of "I Will Always Love You" to the Whitney Houston version, not even Dolly Parton.

YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Jan 2, 2020

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