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Bogus Adventure posted:I don't think Cats is going to be a good movie, but it's definitely a movie I need to see. I feel like it has a chance to be what Sonic the Hedgehog could have been before deciding to redesign him into a banal and cromulent version. Reported
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Never forget https://twitter.com/bobmarshall/status/1151973931940757506?lang=en
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fuckin hate a cromulent sonic
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Pick posted:So what you're saying is people should go see Cats instead im saying nobody should ever leave their house for any reason let alone to watch a talkie
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Pick posted:fuckin hate a cromulent sonic 
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I love baby yoda. Maybe they should have made the movie about baby yodA
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terminal chillness posted:I love baby yoda. Maybe they should have made the movie about baby yodA They should have explained 50 years of pissin n making GBS threads n no child support
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Cats sounds like a movie you should take a bunch of the bad drugs and go see The new star war just sounds sad and boring
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Cats sounds like a movie you should take a bunch of the bad drugs and go see Maybe Finn and Poe will oil their heads and rub them together
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This is like hoping the EA will release a new game in a popular video game franchise they bought and that it will be really good
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Everyone lives except rylo and the emperor. Rey moves to tatooine and that's the movie. Enjoy nerds.
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I heard that Han and Lukes space ghost gently caress.
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Virginia Slams posted:Everyone lives except rylo and the emperor. Rey moves to tatooine and that's the movie. Enjoy nerds. The emperor came back? Dath Vader killed him 50 years ago
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Pick posted:This is like hoping the EA will release a new game in a popular video game franchise they bought and that it will be really good EA lied, Bioware died
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Supreme Allah posted:The emperor came back? Dath Vader killed him 50 years ago 
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Extra unfilmed and unwritten events never imagined by anyone involved in the making of the film: 1) Lightsaber guy figures out how to shoot saber out of hilt like a blaster; figures out how to increase rate of fire to full automatic. Dual wields sabers for rest of movie. 2)Lighsaber girl figures out how to suddenly and quickly lengthen saber to 60 feet. She is then able to 'poke' holes in enemies saying, 'fucky gently caress bad boy' as she does this. She accidently swings at full length and cuts a whole squad of rebels in half. In a later battle their supplies are short and the captain says it's because they had to buy robo legs and robo torsos for 50 guys. Someone says, 'Hey we should have 100 more fighters!' and the captain says, 'Shaddup!' 3)Pilot converts his smuggling cruiser to operate using urine as fuel. They get stuck crossing a barren void and the crew starts drinking each others urine trying to invoke urination from each other. (Dramatic music) Character uses the force to call a bloated space bladder that lives in an asteroid to piss in their mouths so they can pee in the fuel tank. 4)Space ships randomly and senselessly crash into each other for no reason 5)
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Someone is able to control the bad guy fleet by successfully guessing the password of an older official. Once the password is changed, a rebel spy breaks into the corporate HQ and steals a space post-it from the same official's desk that contains the new password.
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Are you still crying because people are being mean about your baby movie
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I mean, it's a good movie, when it's good, but when it's not good, that's because it's a movie for babies and you're being mean
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Hey I've got a loving idea, how about every single Harry Potter fan and every single Star Wars fan are mandated by law to do some sort of media exchange and each one is only allowed to watch the others movies from now on. And if they don't like it they can watch a movie for grown-ups
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Pick posted:Hey I've got a loving idea, how about every single Harry Potter fan and every single Star Wars fan are mandated by law to do some sort of media exchange and each one is only allowed to watch the others movies from now on. And if they don't like it they can watch a movie for grown-ups 
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Every time God closes a Chris Farley he opens a... Kevin James.
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Cursed image.
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Hey, so Disney owns 20th Century Fox now, so that means they can bring back the fanfare at the beginning because it's still really weird to see a Star Wars movie begin without it. So that's what they did, right? Right?
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Dec 19, 2019 22:29
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wow all the people I never wanted to see all crammed into one movie, how convenient
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Pick posted:Hey I've got a loving idea, how about every single Harry Potter fan and every single Star Wars fan are mandated by law to do some sort of media exchange and each one is only allowed to watch the others movies from now on. And if they don't like it they can watch a movie for grown-ups My toys are an integral part of my personal identity and any who insinuates they aren't the height of narrative art is my enemy.
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It might but I won't ever be able to tell from experience as I will never see it myself. Instead I'll watch hours of more or less entertaining meta discussions on YouTube. Can't wait!
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Pick posted:This is like hoping the EA will release a new game in a popular video game franchise they bought and that it will be really good what franchise did they ruin for you? mine was dead space. can't wait until hollywood adapts more anime stuff for the big screen, can't wait to have even more of the stuff I like be terrible forever.
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Pick posted:Video games are stupid i thot you lived dragon age 2:???
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That was the only good one
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The Bananana posted:Video games our God
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The whole movie was weird but the strangest part was at the end, when the whole cast appeared on screen together and bowed and thanked the audience. Then Daisy introduced Sting and sting came out and played message in a bottle over the credits. Seemed pretty phoney.
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I just can't believe that a franchise that has sucked for nearly 40 years made another movie that sucked.
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big nipples big life posted:I just can't believe that a franchise that has sucked for nearly 40 years made another movie that sucked. It's really unbelievable I've been staring at my unpainted living room wall for several hours because of how unbelievable it is and I haven't even watched the movie.
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