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i am compiling a list of the world's most powerful cuss words in every language. so far i have: English (NA): MOTHERFUCKER English (UK/Aus): oval office Finnish: PERKELE Polish: KURWA Spanish (Chile): CONCHETUMADRE Hindi: BHOSDIKE my goal is once i have collected all of them i will use them all at once to curse god |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 06:26 |
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Nerd: Weaboo
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 08:12 |
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English (NA): Unchill |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 09:01 |
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Construction: Nickel (on the dollar) |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 09:02 |
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Fine Arts Major: Sunday painter |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 09:02 |
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French (quebec): Tabernac! |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 09:12 |
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Omae (お前)(Japanese)- you, but in like, the rudest way possible. |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 10:50 |
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hungarian: baszmeg! |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 11:14 |
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swedish: tönt |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 11:15 |
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norwegian (northern): hæstkuk norwegian (southern): ufint |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 11:17 |
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german: sweinenhund |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 11:19 |
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CaptainPsyko posted:French (quebec): Tabernac! Mu French teacher taught us it was Zut, cava mal! There's a little snake guy on under the c I have no idea how to do the accent. Anyway was I lied to all these years ago? |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 12:48 |
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UK english: B*****d. A word so bad they don't even have letters for it. |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 12:52 |
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Could have sworn the no no in the UK was fanny |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 13:01 |
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the most offensive thing you can say to a stranger in finland is literally anything at all |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 14:32 |
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pixaal posted:Mu French teacher taught us it was Zut, cava mal! There's a little snake guy on under the c I have no idea how to do the accent. May I redirect you to this more appropriate thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3905892 |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:08 |
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General contracting: "On time" or "we said we'd be there between 1 and 4 so let's do what we need to do to make that happen." Which isn't as awkward to scream after you stub your toe than you'd think. |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 16:50 |
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proctologist: shid
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 17:37 |
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tv: a high pitched beeping sound |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 17:43 |
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the fire kingdom: chill |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 17:43 |
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google THIS posted:General contracting: "On time" or "we said we'd be there between 1 and 4 so let's do what we need to do to make that happen." Which isn't as awkward to scream after you stub your toe than you'd think. One of my favourite Pratchett quotes: “Dwarfs were not a naturally religious species, but in a world where pit props could crack without warning and pockets of fire damp could suddenly explode they'd seen the need for gods as the sort of supernatural equivalent of a hard hat. Besides, when you hit your thumb with an eight-pound hammer it's nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down with their hand clasped under their other armpit and shout, "Oh, random-fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!" or "Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!” With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 18:18 |
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id say it but i dont want to offend anyone
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# ? Dec 20, 2019 20:30 |
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:id say it but i dont want to offend anyone It's coupons isn't it |
# ? Dec 20, 2019 22:09 |
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pixaal posted:It's coupons isn't it and deals
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:and deals no, you did NOT just cross that line
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 01:24 |
DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:and deals wow. WOW. i thought this was the chill forum.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 05:53 |
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:and deals I can't breathe I'm so scared |
# ? Dec 21, 2019 06:15 |
I do not like c word at all.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 06:56 |
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can anyone get me a pass so i can say coupons and d*als????
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 16:14 |
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Only if the 2 words have at least 4 different words that come between them. Like "Coupons are not a good deal, first you have to clip them, then you have to store them. You then have to go to the store where they will tell you it is expired. After you tell them it isn't they will check then call a manager over who will determine that 4/20/69 is actually a date in the future so it is still valid. It will then not scan backing up the line. After 20 minutes you will then hand over the second one and the process will repeat until you run out of vile paper. After 7 hours you will have saved $0.69 after spending $420 on food."
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 17:37 |
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poopy "you are a poopy" it's powerful because it expresses discontent while remaining calm and even cute
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 17:47 |
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"Cotton-headed Ninny Muggins!" -A curse from the North Pole https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Dec 23, 2019 17:51 |
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cock sandwiches it's a great swear, you get a bit of a double take but no one is going to question you saying "cock sandwiches" after you hear some bad news. You can also call someone a cock sandwich, just don't do it to someone who is in the room unless you want to explain what a cock sandwich again
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 17:54 |
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cock can't be a sandwich ingredient unless your crime is human consumption. don't argue with me about sandwiches
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 17:58 |
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tradjik posted:cock can't be a sandwich ingredient unless your crime is human consumption. don't argue with me about sandwiches You are being too literal
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 18:02 |
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pixaal posted:You are being too literal that was the joke yeah |
# ? Dec 23, 2019 18:05 |
pixaal posted:Only if the 2 words have at least 4 different words that come between them. gonna post this there. i'll do it i swear. alternatively i've been thinking about telling them posting here is 50% off and seeing how many show up tradjik posted:cock can't be a sandwich ingredient unless your crime is human consumption. don't argue with me about sandwiches chik-fil-a would beg to differ friend
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 18:14 |
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tradjik posted:that was the joke yeah oh I took it as you poo pooing my swear, I've spent too much time in GBS. oh gee I need to come up with content... Frosty's Balls! How will I ever think of a good swear? Santa's sack is full of joy, but I'm coming up with a big ol' red nose of nothing.
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 18:14 |
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tradjik posted:cock can't be a sandwich ingredient unless your crime is human consumption. don't argue with me about sandwiches So male chickens are now human? |
# ? Dec 23, 2019 18:19 |
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my attempt to start a restaurant based on donkey meat stuffed with male poultry attracted all sorts of creeps |
# ? Dec 23, 2019 18:21 |