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BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icjJ3KSKRv8

A thread for Kentucky posting or just posting from a Kentucky state of mind.

Remember to drink Ale-8-one and that Indiana sucks.

Thank you and god bless.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icjJ3KSKRv8

A thread for Kentucky posting or just posting from a Kentucky state of mind.

Remember to drink Ale-8-one and that Indiana sucks.

Thank you and god bless.

I'm so hungry OP

Choom Gangster
Oct 29, 2006

It's pronounced Luh-vuhl

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Nappy Roots is cool as heck!!

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
The derby’s comin to luhvihl

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Chief McHeath posted:

Nappy Roots is cool as heck!!

Once in high school we were told that everyone who had no missed classes on their record for the week would get to go to a special Nappy Roots concert. We got all excited, got herded into the gym on Friday getting ready for a concert on school time and then they just spent 40 minutes talking to us about texting and driving

The Cockler
Mar 31, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i'd rather not

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Do they even have internet or electricity in Kentucky. Not sure they do.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Meth, lovely whiskey, and my bitch half sister. Nuke Kentucky.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Other states call the lovely part of their state *state*-tucky

Montucky - this is also the name of a decent cheap beer

Pennsyltucky

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
The methy parts of the state

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Important states = y
Not important = n

1. Alabama N get er done
2. Alaska N
3. Arizona N
4. Arkansas N
5. California Y
6. Colorado Y
7. Connecticut Y rich daddy doctors
8. Delaware y
9. Florida n shoulx have never been a state
10. Georgia n
11. Hawaii y
12. Idaho n
13. Illinois y
14. Indiana n
15. Iowa y (corn )
16. Kansas n
17. Kentucky n
18. Louisiana yes (voodoo)
19. Maine y (lobsters shiiiit
20. Maryland y (crabz
21. Massachusetts y (yes. Mit. Colleges. Baked beans
22. Michigan y (beer)
23. Minnesota (n) cheese or somthing
24. Mississippi n poor
25. Missouri n
26. Montana n yeeeeeehaw
27. Nebraska n
28. Nevada n keep vegas
29. New Hampshire y foresty
30. New Jersey y jersey shore <3
31. New Mexico n
32. New York y
33. North Carolina n
34. North Dakota n
35. Ohio n
36. Oklahoma n
37. Oregon y. Cool nature
38. Pennsylvania y. Historical relevance
39. Rhode Island y. Massachustts butthole
40. South Carolina n
41. South Dakotan
42. Tennessee n
43. Texas y cowboys. No to western texas
44. Utah n
45. Vermont y
46. Virginia y
47. Washington y
48. West Virginia n
49. Wisconsin n
50. Wyoming n

President in Residence
May 12, 2003




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7foqCcOsI54

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I have never been in Kentucky, and know next to nothing about it. Apparently, they have lots of unemployed horses and miners there.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Louisville was the home of football Jesus (Johnny Unitas) and the second coming of football Jesus (Lamar Jackson).

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

gently caress the poo poo out of KY

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Indiana sucks.

Thank you and god bless.

gently caress you OP, I was about to post about how much I like Newport and Lexington but now I'm not
go fist your rear end bloody

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
a cousin-in-law moved to Louisville, far from his retrograde conservative family, to convert to Judaism and be gay. I didn't realize how progressive Louisville is

later, I moved there for a year to be straight (sorry)

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Kentucky’s the place where the governor likes to pardon kiddie fiddlers right

Stanley Tucheetos
May 15, 2012

Kentucky makes a lot of good booze which is a good enough reason as any to be good.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I unironically like "My Old Kentucky Home" and I don't care who knows it.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

I unironically like "My Old Kentucky Home" and I don't care who knows it.

well it's a flaming garbage pile full of bigots and morons so congrats on inheriting a wealth of awfulness.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Big Beef City posted:

well it's a flaming garbage pile full of bigots and morons so congrats on inheriting a wealth of awfulness.

I meant the song, friend. I've never been to the state itself.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

I meant the song, friend. I've never been to the state itself.

Well I unironically don't like your posting, friend, because it STINKS!

How about that!?

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

My dad grew up in Paducah, he was nice

a very large fish
Oct 18, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdT_BygNBZs

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Zippy the Bummer posted:

gently caress you OP, I was about to post about how much I like Newport and Lexington but now I'm not
go fist your rear end bloody

Lexington has the worst traffic I have ever seen and I cannot figure out why.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Empty Sandwich posted:

a cousin-in-law moved to Louisville, far from his retrograde conservative family, to convert to Judaism and be gay. I didn't realize how progressive Louisville is

later, I moved there for a year to be straight (sorry)

Yeah its super cheap here because people are genuinely dumb enough to think Snuffy Smiths a documentary. I just rented a two bedroom in a walkable neighborhood thats close to everything with a lawn and a washer /dryer for $800.

Louisville rules and so does Kentucky.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I went to the Kentucky Derby this year. Had a hot brown, and saw a big ol' picture of Jennifer Lawrence up on one of their many buildings.



This is Jennifer's Louisville and we are all guests.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Bourbon is the best liquor so it saves KY from being Alabama part 2.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Extra Large Marge posted:

I went to the Kentucky Derby this year. Had a hot brown, and saw a big ol' picture of Jennifer Lawrence up on one of their many buildings.



This is Jennifer's Louisville and we are all guests.

They have one of those for every single celebrity from Louisville except for Hunter S Thompson because god forbid they have anyone interesting.

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Voted 1 because this is CLEARLY a parody of the Michigan thread but no one cares about Kentucky.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Choom Gangster posted:

It's pronounced Luh-vuhl

You sound like you're not from around here, son.

The best part of Kentucky is driving away from it BUT you end up in a worse state like Ohio or Indiana.

A white kid had to do a presentation on Al Jolson and did it in full blackface. The teachers could not understand why all the black kids were upset. "It's part of history!!" Oh, this was 1991.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
I watched Justified, so all I know about it is it’s a hotbed of opiate addiction and interfamilial violence. Also people live in hollers, which are like roomier hobbit holes I guess?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP-TcrQ4Nlk&fbclid=IwAR2bjtrS_9211oVjJTMv2o1i-niPE08mrkeAXNEAK-C3G4N2yR99HcVFM2E#t=3m4s

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Dangnumb that's sum ole' style Kentucky postin' der, tell ya whhawawt.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Torquemada posted:

I watched Justified, so all I know about it is it’s a hotbed of opiate addiction and interfamilial violence. Also people live in hollers, which are like roomier hobbit holes I guess?

A holler is a small valley which in Eastern Kentucky is the only area you can feasibly farm. Most people nowadays live along the highways though

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
afroman is severely underrated, thank you OP

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Yeah its super cheap here because people are genuinely dumb enough to think Snuffy Smiths a documentary. I just rented a two bedroom in a walkable neighborhood thats close to everything with a lawn and a washer /dryer for $800.

Louisville rules and so does Kentucky.

my gf's house is in the Highlands so there are like a bunch of bars in immediate staggering distance, and lots of restaurants and a few interesting stores. I'd never lived in a city, so I dug it.

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