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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iN91Q9P0L8

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
https://twitter.com/iLikeJason_/status/1206505264859557888

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

AEW should run Dark against Smackdown

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
"Wow, people are really responding well to Bryan."

"SEND OUT CORBIN!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

It's all right guys, things were looking good but WWE fixed it by sending out Corbin!

Edit: Anybody else worried about Chekov's Ham?

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Dec 21, 2019

aniceguy
Apr 2, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I feel bad for Corbin.

He seems like an ok guy IRL but he has been put in the WWE slot of "mediocre worker who we have decided to strap a rocket to for reasons". Vince will eventually turn on him and bury him with
a bunch of embarrassing poo poo.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

lol at tucker closing his legs and kinda botching that spot

honestly I don't blame ya dude

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

lmao LEGO spot hell yes, best WWE match of 2019

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Licking that ham can't be sanitary

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Getting dropped onto legos probably sucks worse than thumbtacks.

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



Well, that was a thing that happened...

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



aniceguy posted:

He seems like an ok guy IRL but he has been put in the WWE slot of "mediocre worker who we have decided to strap a rocket to for reasons". Vince will eventually turn on him and bury him with
a bunch of embarrassing poo poo.
That's the thing. He doesn't have a rocket. He doesn't win anything meaningful, he has no charisma with his goons, half the time his goons look like they should be the leader of the group. Like Ziggler, Roode, Corbin, he should obviously be the snide enforcer type. The anti-reigns. And they never give any reason these people work together.

So they just cart him out to look lovely, accomplish nothing and generate wisps of heat that vanish a moment later because no one cares. It's all just "momentum" or "brandy brand brand at brand, brand!"

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
Well, gently caress Elias forever.

I mean, also WWE in general. But right now Elias in specific.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So BRAUN! is furious at Sami because Sami.... wanted to know what present he would like?

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

wow they really put "First open lesbian in WWE history" on Sonya's little bio graphic

Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually

GrimGypsy posted:

wow they really put "First open lesbian in WWE history" on Sonya's little bio graphic

Do they still have any agreement with GLADD cuz that would probably explain that, also maybe using it as something to run against Nyla being the first transgender wrestler on mainstream american tv

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Big congrats to Smackdown for having the most worthless women's division in North America outside of WOH. A 90 second squash match. That's all they got.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Time for Braun to gently caress up Sami for the crime of wanting to buy him a Christmas present.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
braun is orthodox so Sami’s “gift” is blasphemous at best

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Little babby Daniel Bryan :3:

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Brodus Clay is a chud? Huh.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

nooneofconsequence posted:

Brodus Clay is a chud? Huh.

And a sex pest!

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

nooneofconsequence posted:

Brodus Clay is a chud? Huh.

who Fox briefly hid after he did some sex harassing, but because it's Fox he was promptly rewarded with a new show once everyone forgot

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

nooneofconsequence posted:

Brodus Clay is a chud? Huh.

Him and Dolph have been Fox News guests for years


Is Bayley's music just the Rock's music changed slightly

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

nooneofconsequence posted:

Brodus Clay is a chud? Huh.

he’s a piece of poo poo in every other way so checks out

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

GrimGypsy posted:

who Fox briefly hid after he did some sex harassing, but because it's Fox he was promptly rewarded with a new show once everyone forgot

And has since then been accused of MORE sex harassing!

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Jerusalem posted:

And has since then been accused of MORE sex harassing!

How much money do you think Vince has offered him to return?

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

WAIT LACEY IS A FACE NOW?!

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I haven't watched in months. Is Lacey a face now?

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Not that it matters. Lacey is an automatic channel changer for me.

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



She might have been a face all along. Could you tell?

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
oh my brittany murphy has been dead 10 years

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
Lmao some kid digging in his nose behind CC

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

GrimGypsy posted:

WAIT LACEY IS A FACE NOW?!

Yeah, they did a pretty good job of making it make sense. One week she was a heel and then she showed up the next week and she was a face now. Masterful storytelling stuff by Vince McMahon.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Corbin is still main eventing poo poo? lol good night.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

no roman or fiend is an interesting choice, did they book a house show against smackdown or something?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That Triple Threat announcement literally came out of nowhere, why the gently caress is Baron involved?

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

That Triple Threat announcement literally came out of nowhere, why the gently caress is Baron involved?

he beat roman reigns!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

GrimGypsy posted:

he beat roman reigns!

He lost in the main event of this show to Daniel Bryan and the Miz!

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Wow, not even 2 pages for Smackdown.

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