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You need one of those underground drill vehicles like Shredder had in teenage mutant ninja turtles and it's a 16 hour trip but yeah it's doable.
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Dec 21, 2019 15:56
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Honestly I often think that I seriously hosed up and died in some other life and that this is hell. Sure seems like it'll never end.
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Dec 21, 2019 16:10
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Vote naive do-gooders into your municipal government, people who really want to improve the city. Then write to them that your street needs repaving.
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Dec 21, 2019 16:13
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depression. yeah it's not flashy or wild but it's a very real living hell
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Dec 21, 2019 16:22
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HEH, another goldmine! How does he do it?
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if you are alive when the Final Judgement occurs (when Christ returns) and you are judged as being hell-worthy, then yes, you go to hell without dying first
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Dec 21, 2019 16:39
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Basically any mid Atlantic state, particularly in winter.
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OP what I like to do in these trying times is just lean back in my easy chair and take a big huff of jenkem.
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I tell my super Mormon BYU graduate coworkers that BYU is Satan's school and Provo Utah is hell on Earth. So try going to Provo. If you play your cards right you can leave with a wife.
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Are you questioning Dante and Virgil's excellent adventure, where it turned out that Hell was, coincidentally, filled with Dante's political enemies?
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2012+
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Edgar posted:I tell my super Mormon BYU graduate coworkers that BYU is Satan's school and Provo Utah is hell on Earth. So try going to Provo. If you play your cards right you can leave with a wife. Or two
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gleebster posted:Are you questioning Dante and Virgil's excellent adventure, where it turned out that Hell was, coincidentally, filled with Dante's political enemies? That was a pretty sweet deal for the demons that got to do that. Just use some dudes body to party hard up on earth while the dude's soul is already down in hell, jammed in the ice.
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Yes it's called existing in this hosed up timeline.
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Go to a nursing home. Not assisted living, straight up nursing home. And not one of the nice ones, go to one that’s mostly Medicare patients.
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Can confirm, as I accepted being a mod.
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Yes, hello. Hi.
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Go to Australia.
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Dec 22, 2019 20:58
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Truly there are fates worse than death
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Posting in GBS so yeah, can confirm hell on earth.
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Dec 24, 2019 06:41
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Donald John Trump is the 45th President of the United States OP
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I'm sick as gently caress and was just thinking Hell would be having a bad sore throat that never goes away. I know every intake of air will hurt, anything too sweet or spicy burns like crazy, it hurts too bad to sleep and if I manage to drift off, the mucus chokes me awake. Pretty hell, tbh.
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Assuming you're talking about "Still Alive", the hit theme song to the hit video game Portal, no, all music is sort of ephemeral in a way, in the same way stories are. You can write it down or record it and take that record places, but you don't really affect the song as a whole. If you were a self-aware song, like you're suggesting here, you'd still have that limitation, as it's a precondition of its nature, not its capabilities.
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Dante in the Inferno claimed that there were some souls so utterly blasted and damned that they would end up suffering in Hell before they even died, while the body was guided around on earth by some placeholder anima. Anyway he was right about everything else so he probably got that part right too.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I dont believe in hell. Maybe I'm a fool Applewhite, but I believe in an eternal heaven, and we'll all be there, shitheads and all, stupid gently caress posters and all Only goldmines, no *as chamber. I can feel it now.
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Meph. Unhappy spirits that fell with Lucifer, Conspir’d against our God with Lucifer, And are for ever drat’d with Lucifer. Faust. Where are you drat’d? Meph. In hell. Faust. How comes it then that thou art out of hell? Meph. Why this is hell, nor am I out of it.
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Reading your post makes it FEEL like I'm already in Hell, OP.
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i been to hell and it ain't poo poo
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Cosmik Slop posted:Dante in the Inferno claimed that there were some souls so utterly blasted and damned that they would end up suffering in Hell before they even died, while the body was guided around on earth by some placeholder anima. Anyway he was right about everything else so he probably got that part right too. Great, I'm a natural born sex demon.
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VideoTapir posted:visit a classroom for kids with severe disabilities and realize it is possible, even under good economic circumstances, to be born directly into hell. and then understand that the kids you are seeing are just the ones healthy enough to attend any kind of school at all, and you have not seen the darkest depths of human suffering. And these kids parents get tired and exhausted and either kill or abuse them!
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yes it's in Michigan
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I am stuck in my own personal hell RIGHT NOW and I'm stuck in this loving hole for the next three weeks. I keep asking my wife to kill me but she doesn't want to hell alone.
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Dec 26, 2019 21:35
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Literally A Person posted:I am stuck in my own personal hell RIGHT NOW and I'm stuck in this loving hole for the next three weeks. I keep asking my wife to kill me but she doesn't want to hell alone. Whom dragged whomst along? it is a the sworn duty of the draggee to make sure they do not suffer alone and they keep the dragger alive though fair means or foul
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Wamdoodle posted:Whom dragged whomst along? it is a the sworn duty of the draggee to make sure they do not suffer alone and they keep the dragger alive though fair means or foul We were dragged in by a third party...
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Dec 26, 2019 21:38
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Literally A Person posted:I am stuck in my own personal hell RIGHT NOW and I'm stuck in this loving hole for the next three weeks. I keep asking my wife to kill me but she doesn't want to hell alone. Solamen miseris socios habuisse doloris
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Literally A Person posted:We were dragged in by a third party... then you are both blood bound to smite them or at least give them stink eye when their back is turned. I leave the judgment to you and yours. namaste
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Milo and POTUS posted:Solamen miseris socios habuisse doloris It's so disgustingly true. Wamdoodle posted:then you are both blood bound to smite them or at least give them stink eye when their back is turned. I leave the judgment to you and yours. namaste Eye now, smite later.
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Dec 26, 2019 21:48
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Literally A Person posted:We were dragged in by a third party... And you haven't united against them?
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Who What Now posted:And you haven't united against them?  as if it could be so simple. Luckily we are united but that doesn't help us much in this particular sitch.
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