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Navy: "Sometimes people see something and don't know what it is." Goons: "OMFG Navy confirms aliens!"
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 18:28 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:17 |
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and in the article the guy is like "dont confuse me with little green men believers. a ufo just means i dont know what it is -- someone with more clearance does"
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 18:30 |
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gayliens
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 18:35 |
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Its probably just like unmanned drones built to whitstand crazy g forces operated by militaries or some poo poo. If its actually aliens idgaf unless they come down here and start shooting people with ray guns that turn them inside out. If they just shoot at rich people Ima cheer my loving head off because thats when you know theyre benevolent.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 18:45 |
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Sunswipe posted:Navy: "Sometimes people see something and don't know what it is." Well they did literally come out later and say "We didn't want this released for various reasons". Even if it's not Aliens from URAnus it's kinda interesting and no reason to be a complete sad-sack about it. It's just as eye rolling to be "WOW ALIENS FROM THE MOON" as it is to be "Un-explainable poo poo the Navy didn't want people to see? Pfft gently caress off." Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Dec 21, 2019 |
# ? Dec 21, 2019 18:46 |
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LabyaMynora posted:Like, aliens are just watching us baffled by... everything. The way we make up stories. The way we lie and deceive one another. They're just looking down and whether it's Harry Potter, Star Wars, or religion and politics they're just like, "Why are they saying that? Why are they doing that? That isn't real, I don't understand why they put so much time and effort into these things that are false." Blindsight was cool about that idea, like how archeologists try to put together how past people lived by sorting through ancient trash. there are space nerds trying unscramble our signals and constructing an image of humanity through the lens of Baywatch and The Price is Right
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 18:53 |
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Big Beef City posted:Well they did literally come out later and say "We didn't want this released for various reasons". every navy in the world is testing railguns and hypersonic poo poo right now
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 19:02 |
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GolfHole posted:every navy in the world is testing railguns and hypersonic poo poo right now Chad's Navy is?
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 19:06 |
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I have been playing Xenonauts all morning and all I can say is that if aliens are here we are hosed, even on easy mode. gently caress this game.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 19:06 |
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I mean gently caress yea on them if so but...I doubt it.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 19:07 |
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OMFG FURRY posted:Blindsight was cool about that idea, like how archeologists try to put together how past people lived by sorting through ancient trash. there are space nerds trying unscramble our signals and constructing an image of humanity through the lens of Baywatch and The Price is Right Baywatch and Price is Right wouldn't give the most inaccurate synopsis of us. Imagine if instead they got Inception and The Cell.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 19:08 |
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Big Beef City posted:Well they did literally come out later and say "We didn't want this released for various reasons". I can think of two good reason why they didn't want people to know about them. 1: this thread. Goons are already sure little green men are real from this bit of info. 2: they were afraid it was tech from other countries and didn't want to let the extent of their knowledge be known to foreign enemies. Neither mean your rear end will get probed.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 19:19 |
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We are all living in a computer simulated reality so any anomalies are just parts of the programming
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 19:19 |
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Pickwick High posted:We are all living in a computer simulated reality so any anomalies are just parts of the programming I wish, but if this were true, then why diarrhea? Why hemorrhoids? Why anal fissures? Why butts at all?
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 19:21 |
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according to how i play Sims 3, there simply aren't enough ways i can make them miserable, so im going with that as the reason
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 19:24 |
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The classic question from aliens to humans: "Why are your genitals so close to your anus?"
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 19:27 |
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screamin and creamin posted:Can confirm that OP’s mom is real. The aliens...are probing from inside the thread
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 19:27 |
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LabyaMynora posted:"Why are your genitals so close to your anus?" Feature, not a bug.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 19:32 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Literally every single alien butt probing is just hazing from local proctology college students though, trust me on this
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 20:03 |
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Unidentified flying objects are real
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 20:15 |
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Years ago there was a thread where a goon pretended to be an alien from a planet where it rains rocks and he was here on Earth as a (tourist?) disguised as a human and he invited goons to meet him in a pub in England iirc. Had p. good answers to the intense questioning he was subjected to. A few people said poo poo, maybe an alien really did spend tenbux.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 20:24 |
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Is he still wearing the spock ears in the mugshot? Redhanded as gently caress
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 20:32 |
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Icochet posted:Is he still wearing the spock ears in the mugshot? Redhanded as gently caress I regret to inform you it's fake. World News Daily.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 20:32 |
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Animal-Mother posted:Years ago there was a thread where a goon pretended to be an alien from a planet where it rains rocks and he was here on Earth as a (tourist?) disguised as a human and he invited goons to meet him in a pub in England iirc. Had p. good answers to the intense questioning he was subjected to. A few people said poo poo, maybe an alien really did spend tenbux. A real-life K-PAX
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 20:33 |
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EARS
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 20:33 |
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UFO does not equal alien dumbass. The hubris of mankind will reach the sun. Didn't someone write something about that once?
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 20:34 |
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Attn: Humon This is Torgon-prime, I am good friend from A SUMMER CAMP I hope you are healthy and your brain is intact. GIVE US YOUR SALT Please disregard.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 20:34 |
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LabyaMynora posted:I regret to inform you it's fake. World News Daily. then why the HELL didn't they go with 69??!
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 20:34 |
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I hope it's those aliens with the three boobs
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 20:38 |
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Is it 3 boobs alligned horizontally or vertically or is there one on the back
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 20:43 |
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I'd pay good money for a taint boob
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 20:46 |
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Solaris is a good take but also an analogy for dumb rear end Soviet states and now that America won obviously aliens will now be some kind of analogy to whatever. I hope they have three tits and want to gently caress.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 20:47 |
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By far the most shocking part of that clip to me was it contains footage of Trump talking that didn't make me want to punch him in the balls repeatedly.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 21:47 |
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i'm afraid that means the psyonic waves are already at work
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 21:48 |
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How do I do a FOIA request for sick aerial trick UFO videos from the navy
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 21:50 |
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Join MUFON duh
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 21:52 |
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 22:11 |
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UFO’s are definitely a thing. But just because something is an “unidentified flying object” doesn’t mean it’s an alien. UFO’s =/= Aliens
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 22:19 |
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Hello coworker I have attached some holiday jokes to this correspondence Holiday party with inlaw human? I despise this. How about that boss of ours? Free my brain from him ATTENTION: We have detected element 399 within your rock moon and we must now explode your rock moon.
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# ? Dec 21, 2019 23:15 |
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blatman posted:Is it 3 boobs alligned horizontally or vertically or is there one on the back Triangular Their race has warred for eons between the upwards triangle people and downwards triangle people
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# ? Dec 22, 2019 00:11 |