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wilfredmerriweathr posted:With how many starlink satellites are in orbit these days, this is gonna become more and more frequent. I'm an astronomer and I camp in the desert a lot and it's hella noticeable. Here in Australia we had a whole bunch of people calling talkback radio this morning after witnessing a perfectly straight line of dozens of lights streaking across the sky, which of course was Starlink: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-04-13/what-were-these-lights-in-the-sky-eastern-australia/100064630
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I just solved global warming: Ozone layer hole makes ice caps melt So Make a pipe from ice caps to space through ozone hole Water freezes instantly in space Ice falls back down cos heavy Problem solved
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 10:49 |
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If you think about it, any three lights make a triangle.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 11:15 |
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Muk Dumpster posted:I just solved global warming: Just make sure you can turn it off before dumping 1km of snow on everything.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 12:06 |
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Wait I thought that was the point
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 12:20 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:that was frozen ancient astronaut piss
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 12:42 |
Butternubs posted:If you think about it, any three lights make a triangle. What if they're in a line
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 12:44 |
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Ratios and Tendency posted:What if they're in a line That's a side view of a triangle
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 13:13 |
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i think a good example of ufology at its best was the case of the phoenix lights where you had so many variations of what people say they saw that they decided their were multiple different incidents - more than one ufo that night! - rather than writing it off as subjective interpretation of seeing flares.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:i think a good example of ufology at its best was the case of the phoenix lights where you had so many variations of what people say they saw that they decided their were multiple different incidents - more than one ufo that night! - rather than writing it off as subjective interpretation of seeing flares. Similarly, there was a UFO incident in Westall Australia in 1966 where several hundred school children and staff witnessed a silvery object descend out of the sky, land not too far away behind some trees, and then 20 minutes later took off vertically. At the time pretty much everyone said that the actual landing was obscured behind the trees but some of the kids ran over to the area shortly after it took off again. Of course in the intervening years researchers have apparently collected over 400 alleged eyewitness accounts and a lot of them have wildly different details: some claim there were three UFOs, some people claim that they were a kid at the school and they got within a few metres of the landed craft, some say there were flashing lights, some say the craft was making sound, etc etc https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/v...9f19327eb1c23fc https://www.theage.com.au/national/academic-throws-light-on-40-year-old-ufo-mystery-20051002-ge0z6n.html The government had been launching high altitude weather balloons at the time to monitor radiation during the Maralinga nuclear tests and they were pretty much the exact size and colour of the UFO that people most often described and one had been launched the previous day https://www.facebook.com/1057704475...17268096384282/
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Mulaney Power Move posted:i think a good example of ufology at its best was the case of the phoenix lights where you had so many variations of what people say they saw that they decided their were multiple different incidents - more than one ufo that night! - rather than writing it off as subjective interpretation of seeing flares. They'd be wrong to do that as it is now believed the first incident was military aircraft flying in formation, which was secret information at the time.
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There was a guy in Falcon Lake, Manitoba who encountered a UFO and got burns on his chest: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/falcon-lake-incident-book-anniversary-1.4121639 They made a cool coin of the incident Also around that time, the US was doing MKULTRA tests on people in Canada lol
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the rendlesham forest incident is a great example of this. it was a combination of seeing a lighthouse at night and bright stars, and possibly MPs playing another prank in their plymouth volare. then you had the one guy with a notebook who claimed only after the fact that he saw the ship land and walked around it and took notes and that's the main piece of evidence the ufologists focus on now, such that even the most grounded and "acclaimed" ufo documentaries talk up the case. like giving the sketches of space symbols on the ship in to cryptographers or whatever who say it translates to "scout spaceship" http://www.theironskeptic.com/articles/rendlesham/rendlesham.htm
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That's weird. I had a very vivid dream last night of seeing, at first dozens, and then hundreds of 'stars' moving in the sky. Presuming they were, at first satellites, but eventually it was so many, and moving in such co-ordinated formations that they were actually affecting the light levels on the ground around me the several other people who had gathered to watch them. ...THEN I got up and read all the latest posts in this thread which were all about the 'satellite' version of UFO sightings. Neat.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 14:40 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:There was a guy in Falcon Lake, Manitoba who encountered a UFO and got burns on his chest: Got a good write up on that one too: quote:Here’s where the first of very many inconsistencies in his story appears. He, and his supporters, state that he walked back to the motel. On the way he tried to solicit help from a policeman, who either a) ignored him and drove straight past, or b)drove past him, turned around, and upon hearing the story, drove off.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 14:56 |
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That attempt to discredit him sounds EXACTLY like what THEY would put out to make him sound like loon. If anything I now believe him twice.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 15:06 |
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Oh look who invited the skeptoids
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 15:50 |
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i was googling the zimbabwe thing and i found an article in a health journal discussing it as one out of many examples of "mass hysteria in african schools" although the last thing they point out is that witness testimony remains consistent which wasn't the case with their other examples which were mostly satanic possessions and the like
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Butternubs posted:It's easily the most plausible theory so far. Except for the one where they're aliens here for my sweet rectum, of course Besides that, I guess it's a promising theory
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I had a dream this weekend where I was in an alien space ship unable to move, laying on a hammock and I’ve had diarrhea ever since so. There’s your proof
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 17:59 |
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human diarrhea is ambergris to aliens, that's why they're here harvesting us
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 18:10 |
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Project Camelot tells us Reptilians love our chocolate QED.
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# ? Apr 17, 2021 00:42 |
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it dont matter posted:There's also a video of a triangle Simone Magus posted:Okay that Triangle is some real rear end poo poo video removed from youtube (and I didn't get to see it )
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Mulaney Power Move posted:i was googling the zimbabwe thing and i found an article in a health journal discussing it as one out of many examples of "mass hysteria in african schools" although the last thing they point out is that witness testimony remains consistent which wasn't the case with their other examples which were mostly satanic possessions and the like Yeah the zimbabwe thing is cool. Few head scratchers in there. Who fukn knows though Just a question when you guys get your regular probing, do the aliens put their hands on your shoulders when they do it?
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Aliens are known to be generous lovers.
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# ? Apr 17, 2021 23:27 |
such mysterious Unknown Fists in my Oriface
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"We've been coming here for 50 years and performing anal probes, and all that we've learned is that one in ten doesn't really seem to mind." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tZar4wRP40
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I want to be impregnated by an alien. I yearn to feel its seed grow inside of me.
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Mister Speaker posted:"We've been coming here for 50 years and performing anal probes, and all that we've learned is that one in ten doesn't really seem to mind." dave foley is really into ufos irl
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Full Metal Jackass posted:I want to be impregnated by an alien. I yearn to feel its seed grow inside of me. Do you want to practice traumatically breeding with something freakish because if so
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# ? Apr 18, 2021 15:21 |
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Does any of the alien species in Star Trek ever fess up to being the rear end probing one? I bet it's the romulans.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:dave foley is really into ufos irl really i never heard that
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Icochet posted:Does any of the alien species in Star Trek ever fess up to being the rear end probing one? I bet it's the romulans. No, but ET's race is cannon in star wars, appearing in the films, so they have visited earth and done poo poo. So maybe them.
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# ? Apr 18, 2021 16:50 |
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That's just javas
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# ? Apr 18, 2021 16:52 |
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I always got the feeling that the O'hare sighting could've been a huge deal if more than ~12 people saw it. Handwaving the entire thing away as a bunch of people getting confused by a fallstreak hole doesn't make any sense, both because if you live or work anywhere near an airport (and especially one as busy as O'hare) in that kind of climate, you're likely going to have seen one already, and also because people in different locations placed it directly above the same gate. Whatever the thing was probably did make a fallstreak hole when it left and the FAA just latched onto that fortuitous event as a way to write the whole thing off. Most of the people that saw it worked for United Airlines, which then and probably now actively suppresses employees from reporting UFO sightings, so the whole thing went away.
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WEH posted:I always got the feeling that the O'hare sighting could've been a huge deal if more than ~12 people saw it. Handwaving the entire thing away as a bunch of people getting confused by a fallstreak hole doesn't make any sense, both because if you live or work anywhere near an airport (and especially one as busy as O'hare) in that kind of climate, you're likely going to have seen one already, and also because people in different locations placed it directly above the same gate. I love this post. The content. The mood. Hell yeah.
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sshhhhsssshhhhhhh
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# ? Apr 18, 2021 20:53 |
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"Maybe the UFOs ain't here for...us..." I say, tapping my RIP Drew memorial sticker on the back window of the cab on my 93 dodge ram
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# ? Apr 18, 2021 21:06 |
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Yeah they're here for the cattle, everyone knows that
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Mooey Cow posted:Yeah they're here for the cattle, everyone knows that define: cattle
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