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bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

money

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


It's an rear end

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Grab that rear end with both hands and bust a nut

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Get a metal spine and I will give you some money

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MON-NAY-AY THINK ILL BUY ME A QUEER JET

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
If i had money i'd buy cowboy boots

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Man I wish I could afford a queer jet. Just freaking guys being guys, men being men, men doing men. Is that so much to ask for? On a jet?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Retard masturbating is good work, and you can do it from home!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Man I wish I could afford a queer jet. Just freaking guys being guys, men being men, men doing men. Is that so much to ask for? On a jet?

Is this a metaphor for a pure labor economy?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Handjobs. Charge :10bux: a go, do one every six minutes and you're making $100 an hour.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Sunswipe posted:

Handjobs. Charge :10bux: a go, do one every six minutes and you're making $100 an hour.

well now hang on just a second here...I got TWO hands...

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747

down n out posted:

Dress up in a nice suit and put numbers in an excel spreadsheet. That’s how money is made.

Just put numbers in A1 and put the cursor in the lower right corner until it turns into a black plus sign then drag diagonal down. Then make a bunch of graphs.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Big Beef City posted:

well now hang on just a second here...I got TWO hands...

Now that's some real business thinking there. And if you really want to maximise your workflow, don't forget some people are into footjobs.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
support the SA posting effort, buy post bonds! matures in 50 years, redeemable for one post.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.



This is a Euro thing and any place with fancy bottle recycling machines like this is probably a place I could easily commit welfare fraud

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYYAv-QW38Q

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Big Beef City posted:

well now hang on just a second here...I got TWO hands...

Sunswipe posted:

Now that's some real business thinking there. And if you really want to maximise your workflow, don't forget some people are into footjobs.

You got a mouth too

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
OP, put down the computer, put on a suit and walk around town to different workplaces and ask to see a manager. They’ll really appreciate your can-do attitude and hire you on the spot!

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

https://youtu.be/2_JTzEppKy8

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Mo money mo problems

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

In the tv series Mr. Robot, theres a character (wealthy guy) who pays some NYC homeless man to let him beat the poo poo out of him. Like he gives this homeless guy $500, takes off his fancy sport coat, and then just beats the absolute tar out of the poor guy.

That being said, uh...you feel like making an easy $500, OP?

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
sorry bout your embed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd9PYIb0H2o

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



Just buy the next biggest stocks that analysts are calling the next Amazon, it’s that easy to subscribe to the newsletter!

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Climb the Himalayans, on your hands and knees, searching for mummified moths that get Chinese businessmen's dicks hard, OP.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophiocordyceps_sinensis

Frances Nurples
May 11, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4NtpHhqK2I

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3XRCfet0Lc

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
Talk over video games on youtube

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpc-zAbL2Uw

Telebite
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The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
I once saw Billy Idol eat out a lady on stage in Ottawa.

Like it wasn't even a thing. Super casual.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
I hear you can make bank by letting old dudes pee on you and stuff.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Donate plasma, which will put a few bucks into your pocket AND sap you of the energy or willpower to do anything productive with the rest of your day. Its like a real job!

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

This is a Euro thing and any place with fancy bottle recycling machines like this is probably a place I could easily commit welfare fraud

Some guy was caught scanning the same bottle thousands of times with a contraption he’d built in my country. Took a while to figure out, since there was only space for one person in the recycling kiosk he targeted. Of course the irony is that the dude put a ton of work into a con that necessitated he sit in a cubicle all day doing a mindlessly repetitive task.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Idk that sounds like a pretty good way to duck the man, man

DamagedGoods
Jan 17, 2012
When I think of that, I am reminded that worth is subjective.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r5byXcQMGg

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Get a hair cut and get a real job.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Bake weed cookies and sell them to your friends and family and get rich baby.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Ive got too much already. Ty

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The Cockler
Mar 31, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
just don't ever step on the toes of anyone more successful than you and the cash will just start rolling in

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