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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Offensive Brand Names

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Abacrombie & BITCH

gently caress Locker

Mrs. Fucks Cookies

Sixty-nine Guys Burgers & Fries

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Pecksniff�s

# ? Dec 23, 2019 23:44

zhar: May 3, 2019

adid rear end

# ? Dec 23, 2019 23:47

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Banana Re-PUBE-lick

# ? Dec 23, 2019 23:48

Hemingway To Go!: Nov 10, 2008; im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

WELL DONE STEAK WITH KETCHUP trucking, inc

# ? Dec 23, 2019 23:49

Benny Harvey: Nov 24, 2012

Rapesco (stationery)

Rapiscan (airport scanners)

Not even making those up. There's also bimbo bakery products in Mexico.

# ? Dec 23, 2019 23:50

Benny Harvey: Nov 24, 2012

Hemingway To Go! posted:

WELL DONE STEAK WITH KETCHUP trucking, inc

Trump brand steaks.

# ? Dec 23, 2019 23:51

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

Pud Light

oval office's Ketchup

Fagu

Black & Pecker

# ? Dec 23, 2019 23:53

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Starcucks

# ? Dec 23, 2019 23:53

DamnCanadian: Jan 3, 2005; Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

Some years ago, a Taiwanese company came up with a product to compete with the Palm Pilot. They were going to call it the Hand Job.

Also, if I ever come up with a pet urine remover, I�m going to call it Piss Off.

# ? Dec 23, 2019 23:54

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

DamnCanadian posted:

Also, if I ever come up with a pet urine remover, I�m going to call it Piss Off.

Already a cleaning product named Piss Off

https://www.amazon.com/Rip-Curl-Piss-Wetsuit-Shampoo/dp/B0073CDJUQ

# ? Dec 23, 2019 23:58

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

burger DINK

price waterhouse GOOBERS

walFART

coca-(e)BOLA

POOPsi

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:01

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

Mountain Jew

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:03

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Washington Redskins

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:06

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Fuddruckers

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:08

DB Pooper: Mar 27, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wow, this thread was actually not funny at all! Sorry!

- Rich

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:08

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

DB Pooper posted:

Wow, this thread was actually not funny at all! Sorry!

- Rich

Good idea for a chud honeypot Chinatown :thumbsup:

:thumbsup:

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:09

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Qualcum

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:10

luchajones: Jan 28, 2018; I have no beard, and I must scream

Tide. Red Tide. Commies. Women's periods! I cant handle this!

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:12

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Nathan's Famous Handjobs

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:12

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Poopoolemon

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:13

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

Shartinelli's

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Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Kum and go

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Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

The Epstein, Young, and Howe Firm

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:17

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Cumcast

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:18

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Queef O'Brady's

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Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

The Chicago Blackmen

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Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

The san Francisco 69ers

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Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Cuntry Living

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:20

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Quimboree

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Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

rear end Masters rear end Fisting boats.

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:21

luchajones: Jan 28, 2018; I have no beard, and I must scream

You People Magazine

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:21

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

SUCK MY DICK YOU FUCKMAN Children�s Apparel & Shoes

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:21

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Cracker Barrel

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:21

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Spic and Span's home cleaning.

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:22

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:24

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Trans World Air

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:25

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:25

luchajones: Jan 28, 2018; I have no beard, and I must scream

The Bloop posted:

Lionel Kiddie City

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Dr. Boners

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:26

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