|
so before 10am my brother and I came to blows after he called me a f****t for unplugging the tv because i didn't want to listen to him watch nazi youtube poo poo in the common space i can't be the only one trading blows with loved ones on this most joyous of days. share your stories of holiday-adjacent punching here!
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2019 19:36
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 18, 2024 19:16 |
|
|
OMGVBFLOL posted:so before 10am my brother and I came to blows after he called me a f****t for unplugging the tv because i didn't want to listen to him watch nazi youtube poo poo in the common space sounds like he had it coming op
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2019 19:37
|
|
|
Shoulda got him a laptop op. 
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2019 19:38
|
|
|
Who won
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2019 19:43
|
|
|
Who do you think is a bigger disappointment to your parents OP?
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2019 19:45
|
|
|
Did you tell the fam about the gay forums you post on after he called you that
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2019 19:46
|
|
|
Unplugging the TV is something angry teenagers do. Are you posting from your brother's old account?
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2019 19:52
|
|
|
What was the video?
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2019 20:35
|
|
|
Trump and poo poo causing some awkward moments at the dinner tables no doubt
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2019 20:37
|
|
|
DeadFatDuckFat posted:Did you tell the fam about the gay forums you post on after he called you that at least im not posting about it on reddit, i say to myself
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2019 21:13
|
|
|
This feels like a kvetching type thing
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2019 21:24
|
|
|
Apparently no one else wants to guillotine the rich as much as me, yet.
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2019 21:24
|
|
|
Punching is a half-measure. Do the needful. Give your brother a very, very late-term abortion.
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2019 22:18
|
|
|
So you wanted to watch Doom House and he was watching the view and you got angry? I don't think you did anything wrong op. Have you maybe tried petitioning for a new family?
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2019 22:29
|
|
|
I assume the brother was watching something benign like Joe Rogan with Andrew Yang on and op has severe SA poisoning.
|
|
#
?
Dec 25, 2019 22:32
|
|
|
My human being dad shot himself so
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 00:02
|
|
|
LabyaMynora posted:Punching is a half-measure.
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 00:09
|
|
|
Sjs00 posted:My human being dad shot himself so just now?
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 00:09
|
|
|
Wamdoodle posted:just now? In February He didn't believe in Christmas but he did believe in cigarettes so he got cancer last year
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 00:24
|
|
|
Grandma, stop spamming B. Yes, the Falcon Punch is the most powerful move in the game. But only if it connects and it's slow as poo poo. See, I'm jumping over you. You literally can't hit me. Try the Knee of Justice instead. X, then A. X... No, in the air. In the-- Of course it only does 6% you stupid bat; you hit me with the sourspot. Sour. The sweetspot is the good one. No, we're not switching to Ultimate. That's a game for literal babies. God!
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 00:28
|
|
|
Burt Sexual posted:What was the video? OP This is make or break for how I vote your thread
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 00:37
|
|
|
elmer chud posted:Trump and poo poo causing some awkward moments at the dinner tables no doubt Why is this a thing? Like I know my stepdad is a conservative and kind of bigoted because it’ll come up through his Facebook likes and shares or w/e but he doesn’t use holidays to start casually talking about politics. Like that stuff just doesn’t really come up in person and I’m sorta confused with the families where it does. We know we don’t really politically agree so we just avoid it, are the uncles in these stories purposely trying to start fights or are they just real oblivious?
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 00:50
|
|
|
ArbitraryC posted:Why is this a thing? Like I know my stepdad is a conservative and kind of bigoted because it’ll come up through his Facebook likes and shares or w/e but he doesn’t use holidays to start casually talking about politics. It’s part of my dads fiber. We’ve even warned him, and he does it in text, email, etc as we’ve now cut his access to all my kids. It sucks tbh
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 00:54
|
|
|
ArbitraryC posted:Why is this a thing? Like I know my stepdad is a conservative and kind of bigoted because it’ll come up through his Facebook likes and shares or w/e but he doesn’t use holidays to start casually talking about politics. Yes. And it pre-dates Trump by decades. Weird loner relatives who spout poo poo they heard on Rush Limbaugh or whatever as though it was secret knowledge that only they are smart/special enough to privy to. And they bring it up all the time at family gatherings, to elicit responses, start fights, and spread the word amongst the credulous. It's like a personality disorder.
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 00:54
|
|
|
dropped kick my youngest over the last slice of pumpkin pie
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 00:55
|
|
|
I didn't even call my dad today because he purposefully takes contrary positions on things I give a poo poo about just because he likes to argue. It's infuriating and I legit don't know what his actual beliefs are.
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 01:01
|
|
|
100 HOGS AGREE posted:I didn't even call my dad today because he purposefully takes contrary positions on things I give a poo poo about just because he likes to argue. It's infuriating and I legit don't know what his actual beliefs are. oo i hate people like that
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 01:08
|
|
|
wife and MIL just got into a screaming match about my wife not intervening with the kids (4 and 7) when they were mildly arguing about a toy. After MIL complained about pressure to host being all on her (we're hosting and i catered the food because my oven poo poo the bed on monday) my wife said "mom i dont give a gently caress that (bro-in-law golden child) is coming over. I dont give a gently caress what his wife thinks about how cluttered the goddamned living room is or the kids fighting," so MIL is currently crying on the couch because wife took the lords name in vain. Anyway I'm drinking alone in my bedroom with the dog.
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 01:21
|
|
|
Kazak posted:OP This is make or break for how I vote your thread it was some dude in a wermacht uniform talking about world war two. when i walked in he was talking about how the labor unions and communists were the real bad guys
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 01:26
|
|
|
Link or it didn't happen.
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 01:27
|
|
|
100 HOGS AGREE posted:I didn't even call my dad today because he purposefully takes contrary positions on things I give a poo poo about just because he likes to argue. It's infuriating and I legit don't know what his actual beliefs are. I always knew I had a secret sibling somewhere out there. My parents have told me merry christmas 19 times today. I'm of a different religion than they are but I still told them merry christmas and all that stuff. They told me happy solstice twice that day. I can't tell if they're being passive aggressive or if they're just really happy that they haven't tried to kill each other yet this year over something stupid, like if the tinsel goes on before the lights on a tree. Because this is the first time in at least 20 years.
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 01:29
|
|
|
Lambert posted:Link or it didn't happen. i didn't film our fight
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 01:30
|
|
|
Lambert posted:Link or it didn't happen. I doubt op wants that in the search history
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 01:31
|
|
|
If your brother is a Nazi you should try fighting your dad for raising a loving Nazi as well.
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 01:37
|
|
|
Family visited before Christmas to see my infant son earlier this week. Everything was going great til dad Boomered hard and cursed out everyone in the family over a slight from my sister that happened in the car several hours earlier when they got lost in the city. When I told him he couldn't couldn't act like that in my home and in front of my child cursed me out and told me to go gently caress myself because he hosed my mom first (?). Then stormed out and drove all the way back to Boston without his house keys cause no one wanted go with him. We ended up with a pretty fun sleep over eating pizzas and watching Shazam while taking bets on whether he's actually freeze to death in the cold snap before turning around or swallowing his pride and asking one of his alienated siblings to shelter him. My family wanted to grab a bus first thing in the morning to check if he's okay but I convinced them to take in the sights and check out the tree at Rockafellar Center and get dim sum first.
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 02:40
|
|
|
wife and I got into a fight over chroma cubes because I placed poo poo in what I thought was logical and she drew out literal logic diagrams and I called it quits. I mean over the game I presume or am hoping I suppose. Don't loving play that game. e: that said she's apparently a better programmer than me so good for her Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Dec 26, 2019 |
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 02:55
|
|
|
Dim sum NUTZ
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 18:31
|
|
|
13Pandora13 posted:If your brother is a Nazi you should try fighting your dad for raising a loving Nazi as well. Idiot Nazis can come out of any sort of background, unfortunately. It just takes the right combination of vulnerability and anger to fall down that rabbit hole.
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 18:36
|
|
|
OMGVBFLOL posted:so before 10am my brother and I came to blows after he called me a f****t for unplugging the tv because i didn't want to listen to him watch nazi youtube poo poo in the common space You did a excellent thing. More power to you.
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 18:42
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 18, 2024 19:16 |
|
|
Fluffy Bunnies posted:My parents have told me merry christmas 19 times today. I'm of a different religion than they are but I still told them merry christmas and all that stuff. They told me happy solstice twice that day. lol
|
|
#
?
Dec 26, 2019 18:58
|
|