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realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe
I don’t understand the appeal. Why let google, amazon or apple spy on you even more than they already do? I get that they already know so much about us all, but these are devices that openly spy on you. Surely it is obvious that there is a reason they are so cheap. People put these things in every room, including the rooms of children. Why would you do that? It seems insane to me.

Are you one of these morons? What tangible benefit does being such a fuckwit provide for you? Why are you so stupid?

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Get dumb speakers.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

I would keep one on the tank of the toilet so they could hear me at my most powerful

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
I have an Echo and I don't even really know why, I occasionally tell it to play SiriusXM radio or TuneIn radio while I'm cleaning or cooking but other than that it's really loving pointless, it can't search for information for poo poo, and controlling my lights is easier from my phone but that isn't ~~voice control~~ which I guess is supposed to be better for reasons

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8hACR_pKqM

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
5 point one is supposed to be surround sound, but when you talk about accuracy of sound position a switching strobe really isn’t a point, so it’s always like a tilted oval and stuff sounds like where it’s supposed to be sort of, but like a vacuum tube and dipole setup in stereo would actually create a radiant sound field and a natural depth and position of sound. Like the point is real when there is a sound field, with a resonant gain structure, instead of decimating and then simulating integrity of the copy.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
do you have a smartphone that you keep on you at all/most times OP?


if so, i have some really bad news to tell you OP.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

5 point one is supposed to be surround sound, but when you talk about accuracy of sound position a switching strobe really isn’t a point, so it’s always like a tilted oval and stuff sounds like where it’s supposed to be sort of, but like a vacuum tube and dipole setup in stereo would actually create a radiant sound field and a natural depth and position of sound. Like the point is real when there is a sound field, with a resonant gain structure, instead of decimating and then simulating integrity of the copy.

indubitably

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
"lol im not a fkin R-word that has spying smart speakers eveywhere"

- has a smartphone in their pocket or on desk 24/7 -

clear eyes full farts
Jul 3, 2007

the uk is just awful
It's a fake democracy
with free education and healthcare as long as you are a dosser and I am trapped here :(

For the able bodied it's good for setting a timer hands free in the kitchen when cooking or whatever, fairly pointless otherwise. They are great for disabled people to control lights etc

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I don't have any national secrets to keep from it.
I am not secretly Batman.
I'm not running drugs or spying on America for Russia.
I am not so self important that I give a poo poo that Alexa hears me tell my wife I'm taking the dogs out to poop or that she's going to yoga.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-O5IHVhWj0

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

OP I can have death threats and gaping rear end in a top hat pics transmitted to you hands free, the power truly is unimaginable I can only conclude you are a fool and a bitch to not realize this

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe

Chinatown posted:

do you have a smartphone that you keep on you at all/most times OP?


if so, i have some really bad news to tell you OP.

But smartphones are hard to live without in 2019. Alexa isn’t. Also my iphone isn’t constantly listening to my kids

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice
if it accelerates the downfall of humanity I'm all for it

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

OP I can have death threats and gaping rear end in a top hat pics transmitted to you hands free, the power truly is unimaginable I can only conclude you are a fool and a bitch to not realize this

It’s loving creepy! Just goatse me manually like god intended

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

OP I can have death threats and gaping rear end in a top hat pics transmitted to you hands free, the power truly is unimaginable I can only conclude you are a fool and a bitch to not realize this

Buttholes are cool though, mixed messages. :gbsmith:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

realbez posted:

But smartphones are hard to live without in 2019. Alexa isn’t. Also my iphone isn’t constantly listening to my kids

If your kids are talking to you and you have your phone on you, it drat sure is

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe

Big Beef City posted:

If your kids are talking to you and you have your phone on you, it drat sure is

Yes but how does having a device that is probably listening to them while it’s in my pocket justify putting one that definitely is in their rooms?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

... Don't put it in their rooms?
Keep it in the kitchen as a reference device/music box?
How the gently caress hard is this for you?

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe
Knowing that these companies are already spying on you in some ways shouldn’t let you justify putting their even more blatant spy devices in your home to yourself

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

lol imagine thinking that smartphone companies and providers are listening to your boring rear end bullshit and coming up with ways to blackmail you or force targeted ads down your throat

No one cares about you and no one is listening to your inane lovely conversations and there aren’t enough people in your country to even begin to try and do that

Bitch this ain’t thx-1138

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe

Big Beef City posted:

... Don't put it in their rooms?
Keep it in the kitchen as a reference device/music box?
How the gently caress hard is this for you?

I don’t think you read my op 😡

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe
On a related topic don’t send your DNA to those ancestry websites

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
Disillusioned with traditional religion, mankind built its own listening ear to silently judge them for their flaws. The speaker knows what insults you slung at your girlfriend in a drunken fugue state. The speaker knows to the nearest second how long you argued and the number of punches exchanged. The screech of tires as she sped out of your driveway. Out of your life.

It offers no help on how to mend broken relationships; on how to conquer the demons that lurk within one's soul and guide our destructive behavior.

It only listens.

Judges.

Alexa, cancel all orders. Turn on the gas and play Gymnopedie No. 1.

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

realbez posted:

On a related topic don’t send your DNA to those ancestry websites

its too late as far as forensics goes--if one of your third cousins does it (odds are you have around 100 of them), then the partial match + corroborating personal information is enough to match you. if youre of european descent in america there's a 60% chance they can get you right now. condolences

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
i have a stupid smart home because as a degenerate bartender being able to turn off my lights and tv and set an alarm for an hour before my next shift prostrate on my couch with my eyes closed is indispensable

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Toxic Mental posted:

lol imagine thinking that smartphone companies and providers are listening to your boring rear end bullshit and coming up with ways to blackmail you or force targeted ads down your throat

No one cares about you and no one is listening to your inane lovely conversations and there aren’t enough people in your country to even begin to try and do that

Bitch this ain’t thx-1138

you don't need people to listen to the recordings, just a voice and word recognition program smart enough to parse the data and isolate important bits.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
The problem is people are desensitized to all the increasingly disgusting sick forms of porn so as long as it isn't pedo or beastiality poo poo nobody will care what you jack it to. Oh, you jack off to pregnant furry stepmother porn? Me too, bro@ :hf:

Spotify gave me a free Google speaker for being a Premium member, I turned off the mic and use it for background music while I sleep, but even if it's still secretly listening all it will hear is an insane hermit talking to cats so hey, go hog wild I guess.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

... Well that... Came out of nowhere

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

realbez posted:

I don’t think you read my op 😡

lol if u read any op and don't just reply straight to the thread topic.

pro tier: skimming the topic to have an inkling of an idea what the thread could be about

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
It’s multi-factor with weak understanding and implementation of private data regulation, people not understanding why companies value inane information about your daily activities, and adversarial one-sided end user agreements that are absurdly long and complicated which penalize you for opting out by denying access to the product.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I CAN'T even read lol suckers

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Also da roomba is listening to me jack it

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

They do what smartphones can do, so I really don’t understand the need people see in them other than maybe yelling at your kids from the kitchen of your McMansion.

It just strikes me as yet another useless gadget people want to own because other people own it. :capitalism:

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind

Toxic Mental posted:

lol imagine thinking that smartphone companies and providers are listening to your boring rear end bullshit and coming up with ways to blackmail you or force targeted ads down your throat

No one cares about you and no one is listening to your inane lovely conversations and there aren’t enough people in your country to even begin to try and do that

Bitch this ain’t thx-1138
Of course they care, that's their business model.

Governments also care because they want (and have) access to this data. Unlike the companies they might not care about you, but when there's an ubiquitous surveillance network that watches everyone, it also watches the people they do care about.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Hell, even before smart phones I used to record my disgusting poo poo on a cassette and mail it to the authorities. They told me to stop. They obviously don't care. You're fine.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
People who aren't insanely online don't really care about privacy because they know it's just intangible ones and zeros on the internet and computer things and digital so it can't possibly have real life consequences, and a smart device only does what I expect anyway even though I frequently yell at all of my devices when I fatfinger the wrong button so why do you care so hard nerd, you're just paranoid and jealous of Beef Jesus's bootstraps.

Just, just let them. It's not worth it. Just let them.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I keep telling Alexa that Bush did 9/11 and no action has been taken on that so clearly you're right and no one gives a poo poo.
It's VERY frustrating

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Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
"Why would he care about blasting me with ads, he's already rich! No, this doesn't add up at all, I say."

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