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aggressively chill
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make sure the dicks come from free range farms and are harvested in cruelty free slaughterhouses
also please use re-usable bags of dicks instead of disposable plastics bags
finally, did you know in this country we throw away tons of perfectly good dicks that go bad in your refrigerator if you buy please do so responsibly
we’ve only got one planet filled with delicious dicks let’s make it last
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What if I fashion my dick into a durable cane?
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Dec 27, 2019 09:34
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smoking bowls out of blaster rifle barrels
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i guess the question really is do you want to live in a society where you can eat whatever dick whenever wherever. or do you agree to concede a measured amount of liberty to the state so that a hiccup in the dick economy wont plunge us into a mad max wasteland of anarchy.
this is a my asian grandma post © 2019 sig credit PSP
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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I like the cheese stuffed ones best
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Dec 27, 2019 14:24
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We're Gonna Run.
We're Gonna Crawl.
Kick Down Every Wall.
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Dec 27, 2019 15:23
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it's cheaper, more convenient, and more environmentally friendly to purchase in bulk. eat a barrel of dicks
if your barrel is the old Scotch standard size of 108 imperial gallons then you literally have a buttload of dicks
   
       
  
 
   
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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FALSE SLACK
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if your barrel is the old Scotch standard size of 108 imperial gallons then you literally have a buttload of dicks
hahaha
it's easy to get them in the bung hole but hard to get them out
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Dec 27, 2019 19:06
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- google THIS
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The local dick store will refund you 5¢ if you bring your own bag.
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Dec 27, 2019 19:34
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a ‘fun size’ bag? you sure?
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Dec 27, 2019 21:28
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One day nearer spring
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every notice how buns never come in a bag size, just in sixes
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Dec 27, 2019 22:06
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One day nearer spring
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Dec 27, 2019 22:07
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lol
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Dec 27, 2019 23:20
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FALSE SLACK
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can i have just one, im only a little peckish
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Dec 27, 2019 23:41
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FALSE SLACK
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lol dangit i thought i posted "peckerish"
drat autocarrot
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Dec 28, 2019 00:34
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it's a free country u pervs
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the cask of amontilladick
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Dec 28, 2019 00:59
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got about 2 or 3 hundred head of dick on the dick ranch
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Dec 28, 2019 01:10
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i like the ones with the balls tucked inside so i can make gravy
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Dec 28, 2019 01:17
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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
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"Mr. Owl, how many dicks does it take to get to the bottom of a bag of Tootsie Cocks!"
"Well, let's see... a one! *crunch* a two! *crunch* a three! *crunch* a- four! *crunch* a-five! *crunch* and so on.
Many dicks were crunched, the sound of crunching dicks was disturbing and the source of many nightmares as all throughout the land the sound of munching dicks could be heard as Mr. Owl ascertained just how many dicks he could in fact crunch. He went at it with a relish. He crunched those dicks, as fast as they could appear-. Sales of food items such as pickles and potato chips, hard shell tacos, Cheetos, anything that even remotely went crunch- dropped to the point of bankruptcy because Mr Owl could NOT STOP EATING THOSE DICKS.
Finally, after making GBS threads out dicks and crunching and eating dicks and making GBS threads out THOSE dicks the world ran out of dicks, and since there were no more dicks left in the world, it became a much better and nicer place (because all the dicks were gone), so thanks Mr. Owl wherever you are, you dick crunching magnificent bastard!
We love you!
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps  
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!
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Dec 28, 2019 01:41
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"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"
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"Mr. Owl, how many dicks does it take to get to the bottom of a bag of Tootsie Cocks!"
"Well, let's see... a one! *crunch* a two! *crunch* a three! *crunch* a- four! *crunch* a-five! *crunch* and so on.
Many dicks were crunched, the sound of crunching dicks was disturbing and the source of many nightmares as all throughout the land the sound of munching dicks could be heard as Mr. Owl ascertained just how many dicks he could in fact crunch. He went at it with a relish. He crunched those dicks, as fast as they could appear-. Sales of food items such as pickles and potato chips, hard shell tacos, Cheetos, anything that even remotely went crunch- dropped to the point of bankruptcy because Mr Owl could NOT STOP EATING THOSE DICKS.
Finally, after making GBS threads out dicks and crunching and eating dicks and making GBS threads out THOSE dicks the world ran out of dicks, and since there were no more dicks left in the world, it became a much better and nicer place (because all the dicks were gone), so thanks Mr. Owl wherever you are, you dick crunching magnificent bastard!
We love you!
 sig by Prof. Crocodile
 BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness
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PHANTOM QUEEN
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"Mr. Owl, how many dicks does it take to get to the bottom of a bag of Tootsie Cocks!"
"Well, let's see... a one! *crunch* a two! *crunch* a three! *crunch* a- four! *crunch* a-five! *crunch* and so on.
Many dicks were crunched, the sound of crunching dicks was disturbing and the source of many nightmares as all throughout the land the sound of munching dicks could be heard as Mr. Owl ascertained just how many dicks he could in fact crunch. He went at it with a relish. He crunched those dicks, as fast as they could appear-. Sales of food items such as pickles and potato chips, hard shell tacos, Cheetos, anything that even remotely went crunch- dropped to the point of bankruptcy because Mr Owl could NOT STOP EATING THOSE DICKS.
Finally, after making GBS threads out dicks and crunching and eating dicks and making GBS threads out THOSE dicks the world ran out of dicks, and since there were no more dicks left in the world, it became a much better and nicer place (because all the dicks were gone), so thanks Mr. Owl wherever you are, you dick crunching magnificent bastard!
We love you!
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Dec 28, 2019 02:00
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- Chevy Slyme
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We're Gonna Run.
We're Gonna Crawl.
Kick Down Every Wall.
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Picture this, I’m a bag of dicks
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Dec 28, 2019 05:59
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Picture this, I’m a bag of dicks
Be the bag of dicks you want to eat.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Dec 28, 2019 06:23
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going down to the candy store on saturday to get a pik-a-mix bag of dicks
i like the salty ones best i know its weird but theyre good
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Dec 28, 2019 06:31
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Dec 28, 2019 06:33
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I feel like eating a whole bag of dicks is kinda excessive. Like maybe eat a couple dicks and chill for a bit before choosing to eat more dicks.
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Dec 28, 2019 07:17
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I feel like eating a whole bag of dicks is kinda excessive. Like maybe eat a couple dicks and chill for a bit before choosing to eat more dicks.
Quitters never win. Winners never quit.
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Dec 28, 2019 07:21
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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I appreciate this reference.
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Dec 28, 2019 07:36
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Quitters never win. Winners never quit.
I think we shouldn't ignore the obesity problem that eating entire bags of dicks contributes to. Maybe we should only eat dicks in moderation in accordance with a balanced diet.
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Dec 28, 2019 08:30
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like people can have little a dick as a treat but we shouldn't be eating entire bags of them
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Dec 28, 2019 09:39
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- WatermelonGun
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joey chest nut won the dick eating contest again 
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Dec 28, 2019 10:46
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- pixaal
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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Please make sure to eat the entire dick, I know t head is the beast part but 99% of people eat just the head throwing away the shaft to not have to deal with the vein.
Now let me tell you, the dick ranchers are fine with this but it is not sustainable that much food waste is not a good thing.
At least compost them or give them to the dog, dogs love shafts they will chew them for hours.
You can also make the old favorite hot hog water soup by boiling the shafts and adding vegetables to the water. You get a lot of the nutrients out this way but the shafts also become soft after this and rather rubbery so I recommend composting them if you make soup.
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- nut
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and then i ate the bowel
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