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Flavius Aetass

this thread is a safe space for saying what you will about geraldo rivera :siren:

thank you for your cooperation and respect

# ? Dec 27, 2019 08:35

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:15

FluffieDuckie

I saw Geraldo leaving a broadway musical a couple of years ago.

I didn�t run up to him and get his autograph cause I�m still pissed off about that Al Capone�s vault bull crap.

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# ? Dec 27, 2019 08:47

FluffieDuckie

If you make me watch literal hours of television watching dudes break into a vault you�d better produce some treasure at the end :argh:

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Dec 27, 2019 08:49

super sweet best pal

FluffieDuckie posted:

If you make me watch literal hours of television watching dudes break into a vault you�d better produce some treasure at the end

At least that goon with the safe turned the reveal into something entertaining.

# ? Dec 27, 2019 14:17

Flavius Aetass

I respect his ability to rock a no-beard mustache without looking like a danger to children. Rare gift imo

# ? Dec 27, 2019 17:15

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Flavius Aetass posted:

I respect his ability to rock a no-beard mustache without looking like a danger to children. Rare gift imo

ok you're him, aren't you. that's the only way this makes sense

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# ? Dec 27, 2019 17:41

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Remember when that guy threw a chair at him and it bonked right off Geraldo's nose?

# ? Dec 27, 2019 17:51

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

well i just want to echo the chair memories as geraldo bravely used his face to absorb a chair hurled at him and his guests by some kkk guy who he had invited onto his show

# ? Dec 27, 2019 18:05

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

perhaps we can get geraldo to do a live feed for byob as we all wait for butttheshitmanfart to post, maybe we can entice him away from his current lair at fox news

# ? Dec 27, 2019 18:07

Flavius Aetass

Geraldo gonna open up one old thread from the gas chamber to see if there's anything funny

# ? Dec 27, 2019 21:55

FutonForensic

i appreciate geraldo's ability to constantly post in coupons & deals and present a mildy opposing viewpoint on bargains, despite the fact that the regulars of that forum would see him exterminated without a moment's hesitation given the opportunity

# ? Dec 27, 2019 22:13

PhoenixFlaccus: KFC Famous Bowl

Everything I know about him is from Celebrity Apprentice. Seems cocky. Pretty lean for an old dude.

# ? Dec 27, 2019 22:30

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

FutonForensic posted:

i appreciate geraldo's ability to constantly post in coupons & deals and present a mildy opposing viewpoint on bargains, despite the fact that the regulars of that forum would see him exterminated without a moment's hesitation given the opportunity

lol nice ref

# ? Dec 27, 2019 23:52

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

i appreciate geraldo's ability to constantly post in coupons & deals and present a mildy opposing viewpoint on bargains, despite the fact that the regulars of that forum would see him exterminated without a moment's hesitation given the opportunity

# ? Dec 28, 2019 00:02

Robot Made of Meat

I do not have a positive opinion of Geraldo Rivera.

There. I said it!

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# ? Dec 28, 2019 03:46

Escape From Noise

I think his mustache kind of makes him look like a rat with glasses. Other than that I remember his ambush softball interview of Rob Blagojevich and random Fox News bickering

# ? Dec 28, 2019 07:25

nut

he should have a cape and a wand ok i said it

# ? Dec 28, 2019 15:16

Pastry of the Year

I think the mid 90s were the ideal time for him to have licensed his name and appearance and maybe even active participation to a series of educational software, e.g. GERALDO TEACHES... Reading For Context, Grades 4-7, and I'm a little bummed he missed that window of opportunity

# ? Dec 28, 2019 15:58

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

nut posted:

he should have a cape and a wand ok i said it

I agree

# ? Dec 28, 2019 18:02

Escape From Noise

I wish you could wind up his nose thus causing his eyebrows and mustache to waggle like those novelty glasses.

# ? Dec 28, 2019 18:42

Korean Boomhauer

the guy from the witcher? he�s p cool and kinda hot imo

# ? Dec 28, 2019 21:40

nut

he should be called Gert and tie people to the train track

# ? Dec 29, 2019 16:05

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

nut posted:

he should have a cape and a wand ok i said it

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I agree

guess what was still open in krita when i fired it up just now

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# ? Dec 29, 2019 23:43

nut

owlhawk911 posted:

guess what was still open in krita when i fired it up just now

# ? Dec 30, 2019 00:00

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

owlhawk911 posted:

guess what was still open in krita when i fired it up just now

# ? Dec 30, 2019 00:15

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

heck of a moustache iirc

also i seem to remember a hilarious live televised event that was really hyped up about Geraldo unsealing Al Capone's massive vault safe that apparently had been sealed since Capone's death how many years prior, and it was super hyped with anticipation and when they finally got it open it was empty lol huge anticlimactic let down on live tv lmbo

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# ? Dec 30, 2019 00:27

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

well i guess fluffie beat me to it in the first post :cheers:

thats what i get for impulse posting smh

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# ? Dec 30, 2019 00:34

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Geraldo Rivera (born Gerald Michael Riviera; July 4, 1943)[1][2] is an American tabloid talk show host, reporter, attorney, and author. He was the host of the talk show Geraldo from 1987 to 1998. Rivera hosted the newsmagazine program Geraldo at Large, hosts the occasional broadcast of Geraldo Rivera Reports (in lieu of hosting At Large), and appears regularly on Fox News programs such as The Five.

# ? Dec 30, 2019 06:47

Escape From Noise

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

Geraldo at Large

# ? Dec 30, 2019 07:25

Heather Papps: hello friend

I like Geraldo lake-a

# ? Dec 30, 2019 17:22

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

I like Geraldo lake-a

Geraldo Lago

# ? Dec 30, 2019 17:55

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

good ol' jerry river

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# ? Dec 30, 2019 18:13

Escape From Noise

Apparently rivera means creek or stream in Spanish. Ol' Gerald Stream

# ? Dec 30, 2019 18:21

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Pastry of the Year posted:

I think the mid 90s were the ideal time for him to have licensed his name and appearance and maybe even active participation to a series of educational software, e.g. GERALDO TEACHES... Reading For Context, Grades 4-7, and I'm a little bummed he missed that window of opportunity

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# ? Dec 31, 2019 04:25

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

nut posted:

he should be called Gert and tie people to the train track

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# ? Dec 31, 2019 05:44

nut

now imagine him saying GRRT GRRT like on a rap track

# ? Dec 31, 2019 12:50

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

now imagine him saying GRRT GRRT like on a rap track

Geraldo Revizzle

# ? Dec 31, 2019 15:30

Flavius Aetass

i can think of some pretty negative things to say about him, but he's also the best geraldo i know of so i'll keep it to myself

# ? Dec 31, 2019 16:48

cda: by Hand Knit

Don't feel like putting in the effort but imagine I posted a picture of Mario that said "Geraldo" and a picture of Wario that said "Geraldon't"

# ? Dec 31, 2019 18:04

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:15

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

cda posted:

Don't feel like putting in the effort but imagine I posted a picture of Mario that said "Geraldo" and a picture of Wario that said "Geraldon't"

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# ? Dec 31, 2019 18:44

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