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Wow, those boots are a really...brave choice. Not a lot of people can pull those off, you know.
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this thread was a brave choice
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Dec 28, 2019 07:45
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I'm gonna gently caress your boyfriend behind your back and let him gently caress me in the rear end.
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Dec 28, 2019 07:54
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Wow, not many people can pull off leopard print, but it somehow works on....you
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Dec 28, 2019 07:56
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Skylark's threads are better, OP
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Dec 28, 2019 07:56
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BeefThief posted:this thread was a brave choice Oh sweetie, you look so tired. You know you can't stay out drinking all the time, right?
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Dec 28, 2019 07:58
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astrology is a scam. Planets and stars cant tell me what to do
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Dec 28, 2019 08:07
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Oh my gosh, you look SOOOO great. When’s your due date?
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Dec 28, 2019 08:09
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Ya know what would really give you that look you need? Bangs.
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Dec 28, 2019 08:10
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So ya, taking it up the rear end is like, no biggie. And you don't want guys thinking you're a prude, do you?
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Dec 28, 2019 08:11
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*Has less than 3 tattoos*
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Dec 28, 2019 08:12
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HEY WHAT'S UP BRO SUCK ANY DICKS LATELY
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Dec 28, 2019 08:19
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Boots, boots, the other shoe.
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Dec 28, 2019 08:35
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I'm the woman who brags about not having any female friends.
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Dec 28, 2019 08:38
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If you cant take me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best!!!! *Doesn't tip*
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Dec 28, 2019 08:40
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OH... MY.... GOD!!! GAS *rolls eyes* BAN!!!! LIKE OHMYGOD GASBAN
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Dec 28, 2019 08:49
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Look, I know we're out of survival rations and nobody's had any luck catching fish or foraging, and I know I'm the one who's fading fastest so I'll probably be the first to die, but don't eat my body, okay? I'm not, like, offended or anything -- I just got diagnosed with Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease right before the trip. I know, I'm sorry, I didn't tell you guys, but I was trying not to think about it, okay? Anyway, don't eat my central nervous system after I die, okay? Thanks!
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Dec 28, 2019 09:23
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A friend is a friend. Nothing can change that
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Dec 28, 2019 09:26
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Oh my gosh, how are you? I'm so glad to see you, come here let me give you a hug. *hugs, makes gagging face when you can't see*
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Dec 28, 2019 10:26
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Hates you because you're a size zero and have tried to gain weight out of shame.
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Dec 28, 2019 10:32
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Pretend I just made some really funny joke about that Britney Spears song Toxic and everyone is laughing cause it was super funny and I am great. it was funny because I subverted your expectations. drat
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Dec 28, 2019 10:44
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Hello friend-who-I-Have-Not-Talked-About-Behind-Your-Back-And-Called-Bad-Things how are you? You're my best friend!
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Dec 28, 2019 11:52
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“Oh, how long have you two been together?”
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Dec 28, 2019 12:08
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she's bleach! she's ammonia! together they're the toxic female friends!
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Dec 28, 2019 12:11
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*Gang murders awkward girl at school next to railroad tracks by violent stabbing* haha just wanted to know what it was like !!
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:*Gang murders awkward girl at school next to railroad tracks by violent stabbing* haha just wanted to know what it was like !! Remember the Slenderman stabbing
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Dec 28, 2019 13:28
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i don't care; i'm just living my best life
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Dec 28, 2019 13:31
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let me introduce you to my dad, Rappaccini
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Dec 28, 2019 13:32
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*is morbidly obese* I'm concerned for your health. You really should eat more.
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Dec 28, 2019 13:36
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*emits a cloud of hydrogen cyanide and shits out a stream of boiling acid when threatened, also has a vagina*
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Dec 28, 2019 14:00
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“So anyway I left for work like an hour early so I could drive up to the north side of town to slash my exes tires. Yeah it’s needlessly cruel and psycho, but that’s what he signed up for when he picked a Scorpio! When do you wanna meet up tonight?”
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Dec 28, 2019 14:15
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*always wears a yellow hazmat suit and emits a visible green cloud to indicate a toxic enemy type*
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Dec 28, 2019 14:18
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No it's fine you should totally gently caress that cute guy your boyfriends out of town he'll never know
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Dec 28, 2019 14:25
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CharlestonJew posted:No it's fine you should totally gently caress that cute guy your boyfriends out of town he'll never know Boyfriend is in fact not out of town, but spending the weekend at this friend’s house
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Dec 28, 2019 14:59
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I’m not mad. Well, I mean, kind of, I guess, just because you always say you’re gonna do it… but you don’t but last night I knew you really wanted to and I’m not mad. You’re not joking about this or bullshitting me, right? … I just want to make sure you’re being serious. Like I know you are, but I don’t know. You always say you’re gonna do it, but you never do. I just want to make sure tonight is the real thing. You’re so hesitant because you keeping over thinking it and keep pushing it off. You just need to do it, Conrad. The more you push it off, the more it will eat at you. You’re ready and prepared. All you have to do is turn the generator on and you will be free and happy. No more pushing it off. No more waiting. Yeah, it will work. If you emit 3200 ppm of it for five or ten minutes you will die within a half hour. You lose consciousness with no pain. You just fall asleep and die. You can also just take a hose and run that from the exhaust pipe to the rear window in your car and seal it with duct tape and shirts, so it can’t escape. You will die within, like, 20 or 30 minutes all pain free.
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Dec 28, 2019 14:59
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oh dope posted:HEY WHAT'S UP BRO SUCK ANY DICKS LATELY
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Dec 28, 2019 15:03
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that's so fetch
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Dec 28, 2019 15:21
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An A-Line? You're really more of a straight cut girl, lets be honest.
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*complains*
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