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My wife asked if I saw what the hostess that seated us was wearing because that outfit was totally inappropriate. I said I didn’t notice what she was wearing. That was a lie because I did notice and she had great tits and I am glad she wore that dress, but I’m not going to say that. What are you lying to your spouse or significant other about? Besides your love, obviously.
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That I don't post on SA anymore
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Dec 28, 2019 08:00
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Dec 28, 2019 08:16
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"I. M. Gei" posted:sans the posted
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Dec 28, 2019 08:16
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Is not showing her your party camp lying? 
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Dec 28, 2019 08:21
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The Management posted:My wife asked if I saw what the hostess that seated us was wearing because that outfit was totally inappropriate. I said I didn’t notice what she was wearing. That was a lie because I did notice and she had great tits and I am glad she wore that dress, but I’m not going to say that. A learned man, I see. The other angle is to say "holy poo poo Yes!! wtf is she thinking?" while secretly loving it. Either way you did well.
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Dec 28, 2019 08:24
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Dell_Zincht posted:That I don't post on SA anymore yeah, I tried this for awhile with my last girlfriend, (because I "spent too much time on the computer" then "oh no, baby, I'm over that.") and guess. who. won.
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Dec 28, 2019 08:25
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Your wife sounds lame op.
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Dec 28, 2019 08:36
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Nothing, op. If anything, I'm lying to myself 
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Dec 28, 2019 09:08
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I don't lie about poo poo. I leave it in arrears. Come get me.
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Dec 28, 2019 09:19
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Big Beef City posted:I don't lie about poo poo. thats a good av you have, BBC
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Dec 28, 2019 09:22
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Just a few beers, home early, will take the kids to the park in the morning etc, the usual stuff. Of course she doesn't believe any of it but appreciates the effort
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:thats a good av you have, BBC Thank you. Someone bought it for me but I make it a habit to not watch anime so I only have a baseline understanding of what it is.
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Dec 28, 2019 09:39
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lol i point out all the huge knockers i see to my wife all the time. sorry your relationship is garbage op
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Dec 28, 2019 09:43
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I'm not married, do your resarch is this what the forum is coming to? Idiot loving posters who can't stalk me enough to check my FB relationship status? Ther e are pics of me in a pink yoga bodysuit on there FFS, OP you sickening bastard
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm not married, do your resarch is this what the forum is coming to? Idiot loving posters who can't stalk me enough to check my FB relationship status? Ther e are pics of me in a pink yoga bodysuit on there FFS, OP you sickening bastard What we need is a GBS mass wedding
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Dec 28, 2019 09:47
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I want an immediate divorce and then to be Facebook married to those pink bodysuit photos and make love to them and possibly have babies with them
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Dec 28, 2019 09:50
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Having a spouse.
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Dec 28, 2019 09:51
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Icochet posted:What we need is a GBS mass wedding is there a weight limit to marriage? i mean, there's laws of man and then there's laws of physics. have you seen melancholia?
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:is there a weight limit to marriage? If you're getting a sea captain to do the deed then by all means ask them about the ship's limitations but otherwise no
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Can sea captains refuse that request? Does it have to be booked way in advance? Like what if it's a heavy storm and the dude needs to be on the bridge and he's also like "oh great I morally object to uniting two lesbians in matrimony plus 30ft waves"
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Dec 28, 2019 10:02
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:thats a good av you have, BBC I didn't realise you two were married, congrats.
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Xaintrailles posted:I didn't realise you two were married, congrats. ive long admired bbc and his or her commitment to quality english propaganda but neither the network or the poster will revoke their order of protection
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Dec 28, 2019 10:13
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Not married, he's just my trophy side piece. ... Someday
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Dec 28, 2019 10:13
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i have a couple more holiday days from work than I tell my wife about and sometimes in the morning I'll 'head off to work' but actually I'll go get breakfast or something and kill an hour until she has also left the house for work and then I'll go home and play games all day.
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Dec 28, 2019 10:33
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BBC wont talk to me no more
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Dec 28, 2019 10:48
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That's marriage!!
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Dec 28, 2019 10:48
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I'm spouse to be going to bed but instead I'm posting, op
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Dec 28, 2019 10:52
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About how many guys I blew. I mean, she thinks it's like ten, tops. It's really really not.
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Dec 28, 2019 11:16
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It was really ten bottoms?
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Dec 28, 2019 11:26
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Them too, although tbh that was less entertaining.
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Dec 28, 2019 11:28
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Not married but cheated on my gf with a goddamned coworker 
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Dec 28, 2019 12:22
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Sekenr posted:Not married but cheated on my gf with a goddamned coworker Did u tell her
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I have the opposite problem, I pretend I'm ogling strangers to hide the fact that my dick stopped working years ago and only bluechew and a stiff drink enable me to make love to her.
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Grevling posted:I have the opposite problem, I pretend I'm ogling strangers to hide the fact that my dick stopped working years ago and only bluechew and a stiff drink enable me to make love to her. Is there anything I can do
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Dec 28, 2019 12:29
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Is there anything I can do We can both make love to her for him. It's the only way. Also we can make love to him. Which is also the only way.
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Dec 28, 2019 12:42
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Big Beef City posted:We can both make love to her for him. *sigh* man I guess we really just gotta take this one for the team
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Dec 28, 2019 12:44
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Did u tell her No, its a secret  I do not plan to repeat it but come to think of it, the coworker is in freakishly good form. Like a cat. After all done she was standing on the bed while we talked about something and than just made an amazing leap to the floor and ran to get dressed. I am reasonably fit but it would never occur to me to do something like that. Best case scenario hurt my tendons or fail the landing and crash face into the floor.
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My life expectancy lol
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:*sigh* man I guess we really just gotta take this one for the team Don't worry, after my languid caresses you will be experienced as olympian sex gods.
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