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talk less, say more
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Dec 30, 2019 15:09
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You can’t put poo poo back in the donkey
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Dec 30, 2019 18:34
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Dont wrestle with a pig. You both get covered in poo poo and the pig enjoys it.
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Dec 30, 2019 18:35
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Never write a check that your tush can't cash.......WOOGITYWOOGITYWOOGITY
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Dec 30, 2019 18:44
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:Never write a check that your tush can't cash.......WOOGITYWOOGITYWOOGITY Who the gently caress cashed checks with they’re butt? What are they some kind of banking robot? 
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Dec 30, 2019 18:45
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Who the gently caress cashed checks with they’re butt? What are they some kind of banking robot? You know I never really thought about it, but now that I am I think it means never owe a debt that you can't pay back with anal sex
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Dec 30, 2019 18:49
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what you gonna do with all that cash all that cash inside your rear end i'mma gonna pay back my debts pay back my debts, my debts my debts
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Dec 30, 2019 18:50
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This statement is false
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Dec 30, 2019 18:53
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One man's bacon is another man's asswipe.
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Dec 30, 2019 18:55
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Dec 30, 2019 18:58
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:You know I never really thought about it, but now that I am I think it means never owe a debt that you can't pay back with anal sex It means don't let the perfect be the enema of the good
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Dec 30, 2019 19:07
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Treat a queen like a whore and a whore also the same.
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Dec 30, 2019 19:13
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:You know I never really thought about it, but now that I am I think it means never owe a debt that you can't pay back with anal sex Never look a gift horse in the mouth, never look a gift butt gently caress up the gape.
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Dec 30, 2019 19:15
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The shocker has taught me that a finger in the rear end is worth two in the bush
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Dec 30, 2019 19:18
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Professor Shark posted:Serious Book Chat: my favourite part of the Aubrey-Maturin novels is Jack’s habit of combining sayings and creating illogical messes in an attempt to appear sophisticated. i do this too but for the opposite reason
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Dec 30, 2019 19:23
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Don't poo poo where you sleep.
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Dec 30, 2019 19:25
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goatface posted:Don't poo poo where you sleep. Then maybe you shouldn't sleep where you eat 
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Eat what you poo poo become an ouroborous of poo
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Dec 30, 2019 20:07
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goatface posted:Don't poo poo where you sleep. But sleep where you poo poo if'n you got the squirts.
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Dec 30, 2019 20:14
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:You know I never really thought about it, but now that I am I think it means never owe a debt that you can't pay back with anal sex The thing about pegging is you can’t make a dildo cum. 
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Dec 30, 2019 20:15
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you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him walk on it without new inflatable Horse Waders (patent pending)
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Dec 30, 2019 20:16
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:The thing about pegging is you can’t make a dildo cum. Not with that attitude
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Dec 30, 2019 20:34
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A stopped clock is right 730 times a year.
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Dec 30, 2019 20:36
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One who walks with hand in pocket will feel cocky all day long.
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Dec 30, 2019 20:47
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If she's old enough to sit at the table, she's old enough to eat bread.
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He who goes to sleep with itchy bum, wakes up with stinky finger -Confucius
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Dec 30, 2019 21:19
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“He’d gently caress a pile of rocks if you told him there was a snake in it.”
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Dec 30, 2019 21:28
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It takes many screws to make a baby’s crib, but only one to fill it.
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Dec 30, 2019 21:34
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If it rhymes, it's the law.
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Dec 30, 2019 21:54
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The man who stands on a toilet is high on pot!
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Dec 30, 2019 22:09
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Spazzle posted:If it rhymes, it's the law. This is proof of God's cruelty. Everything rhymes with "gently caress".
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Dec 30, 2019 22:15
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"If you shoot a man in your yard drag him into the house before you call the cops"
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Dec 30, 2019 22:28
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give a man a fish and he eats for a day. teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime. sell a man a fish subscription box for $19.99/mo and win-win!
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Dec 30, 2019 22:31
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Dont kick a cow turd. No really, what the gently caress is wrong with you
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Dec 30, 2019 22:42
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Cant get her rear end pregnant
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Dec 30, 2019 22:45
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Build a man a fire and he's warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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Dec 30, 2019 22:53
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gently caress tha police
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Dec 30, 2019 23:21
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You can save matches by making GBS threads fire
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Get er done!
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