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my prediction is that it will continue to fuckin suck and no one will make a vertical slider phone like the pre and i will continue to bitch about it nonstop.
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what am I, some kind of digital prophet?
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Dec 29, 2019 21:54
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Dec 29, 2019 22:01
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lol rotor with the fakeout when everyone thought it was going to be his favourite predictions from the 1920s! 
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Dec 29, 2019 22:07
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ever increasing power to stebe jorbs op
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Dec 29, 2019 22:15
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the hovercraft will replace the car as transportation of choice for the first world
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Dec 29, 2019 22:29
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we will move from multi core processors to multi SOC motherboards
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Dec 29, 2019 23:37
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further monitization of the panopticon its not going to be good
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Dec 29, 2019 23:47
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def. everything's gonna get worse but phones will get more and better cameras to document the misery we live in, at least
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computers are going to get smaller, and they're going to go to new places, like the moon
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nothing, op. everything that can be invented has now been invented. once people realize there is nothing new to buy, capitalism will collapse and we will return to living in trees.
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Sagebrush posted:nothing, op. everything that can be invented has now been invented. once people realize there is nothing new to buy, capitalism will collapse and we will return to living in trees. you wish
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Dec 30, 2019 00:10
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stebe jobs will announce that he has returned from the dead to re-establish the apple empire
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all the techs that people have recently built their careers on will be displaced and their users will be thrown to the wolves
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2020's: RISCy Business
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graph posted:further monitization of the panopticon yeah this is it and maybe some more mommy replacement apps for helpless tech nerds
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i'd really like to see the return of, perhaps, physical buttons which can be pushed and provide tactile feedback, instead of pawing at smooth glass surfaces
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rotor posted:i'd really like to see the return of, perhaps, physical buttons which can be pushed and provide tactile feedback, instead of pawing at smooth glass surfaces hmm, i'm calculating the number of junior software devs that we can pay $30k a year to maintain something like this, and I'm not liking the numbers i'm getting, rotor
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physical buttons sounds like fabrication, injection molding, and embedded systems to me. dat's "outsource to china" territory
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on april 20, 2023, elons roadster’s orbit will finally degrade and the car will plummet back to earth, crashing into a self driving fire truck that’s on its way to extract an amazon worker clone who is stuck in their robot proof cage because their genetically modified mega-bladder got too big.
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new iphone idea: just an array of toggle switches and a 8x16 VFD display
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how many headphone jacks tho?
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rotor posted:2026: an Alexa device will kill 2 senior citizens by turning the house heat up to 140 degrees and everyone will blame them for having it configured it wrong. Amazon will give the surviving family members $100 gift certificates but will not admit to any wrongdoing. is this a logan's run type thing
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President Beep posted:how many headphone jacks tho? it will have those pneumatic headphones they used to have on airlines
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2032: now starting his historic third term, Andrew Yang introduces "Amazon Basic Income" in partnership with Vice President Jeff Bezos, as part of their universal employment and subsistence strategy. Special rebates are also given to citizens who complete the highly in-demand "drone maintenance and recovery" training
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i dunno, but the operating system will be a piece of poo poo
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Emacs Headroom posted:2032: now starting his historic third term, Andrew Yang introduces "Amazon Basic Income" in partnership with Vice President Jeff Bezos, as part of their universal employment and subsistence strategy. Special rebates are also given to citizens who complete the highly in-demand "drone maintenance and recovery" training 🥺
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:stebe jobs will announce that he has returned from the dead to re-establish the apple empire same but he never died
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the unicode consortium relents after decades of nonapprovals and instead just sells code points for a million dollars pepsi and damien hirst buy some
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pizza that puts on or removes pineapple automatically based on the biometric data of the person who lifts the lid of the box.
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theadder posted:same but he never died he died in 2011.
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the same year as osama bin laden. makes one think.
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there's going to be a "HomePod 2"
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:he died in 2011. im afraid u have been misinformed op
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:pizza that puts on or removes pineapple automatically based on the biometric data of the person who lifts the lid of the box. Schrödomino's Pizza
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ai hype is peaking right about now and will probably be passè by 2025. cloud computing will continue to expand until a black swan event causes massive financial damage and we start to go full circle back to on-prem hosting. facebook finally manages to piss off enough rich people that congress actually does something but the legislation is half-assed compared to gdpr. google/facebook continue to consolidate and decline in relevancy despite that. the hype around tech in general finally breaks where making a refrigerator ‘smart’ no longer moves units. intelligence agencies get even better / more invasive and shift their focus from terrorism to suppressing labor organization. global warming laughs at us
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TOOT BOOT posted:i dunno, but the operating system will be a piece of poo poo 
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