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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

They already made The Dictator, though.

I donít remember anything about that other than the massive merkin.

Seared into my brain.

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luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

Once you go Shaq you never look back.


priznat posted:

I donít remember anything about that other than the massive merkin.

Seared into my brain.

If you want some brain searage, watch The Brothers Grimsby

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Grimey Drawer

stephenthinkpad posted:

If Jack wants to continue prerec but Rich doesn't how come he doesn't roll it himself?

1) Jack sucks at video games. He's so bad, it's frustrating to watch.

2) Pre-Rec only worked (when it worked) when Rich played the games and Jack handled chat duties. The best Pre-Rec's are when Rich plays a game, and Jack and Jay talk about movies and poo poo.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007



Pre Rec was so great. They played Space Cop once and Jack was at the keyboard. That was when it was revealed Jack didnít know how to spell very basic words. Good times.

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003

Goodnight Canada!



Wanna pet that cat.

Jack is legit dyslexic and I guess that's ok.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014

... the beats of the dead.

Wasn;t Rich bad at the games too?

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Grimey Drawer

Groovelord Neato posted:

Wasn;t Rich bad at the games too?

He was great at Bloodborne up to Vicar Amelia, and he was pretty good at Friday the 13th.

When he was bad at things, he was bad in a normal way.

Jack was one of those people who would spend a half hour searching for something that you keep seeing him walk past over and over again that's not even supposed to be a hidden puzzle type of thing. I don't get how a person does that on Twitch when you have 50 people in the chat telling you where the thing you're looking for is.

So it's super ironic that Jack is now a "video game personality" on video game website The Escapist.

Fojar38
Sep 1, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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You can be interested and knowledgeable about video games while simultaneously being really bad at them, much like how you can be interested and knowledgeable about movies without being very good at actually making one *cough*

Weirdo
Jul 22, 2004

I stay up late

Grimey Drawer

LabyaMynora posted:

What.

So the clips flying around are just the set up to a ghost story? Is it a version of that nasty Scary Stories to Tell In the Dark tale about a kid digging up a toe and eating it, but instead of a toe someone digs up her golden arm and she wants it back?

'Cuz that's way easier to fix than a decomposed human toe that you made soup out of.

I'd have heard Mark Twain tell the ghost story but not Quibi.

Regrettable
Jan 4, 2010


Quantum of Phallus posted:

I was just gonna say, DOTD is one of his better films but it's a VERY low bar. Watchmen is visually great and I think Larry Fong basically carries a LOT of Snyder's work.

Like, for a true vision of pure-strain Snyder, you just need to look at Sucker Punch, which is genuinely one of the worst pieces of poo poo ever made.

Sucker Punch is so bad that a friend and I got up walked out of the theater about 30 minutes into the movie. It is the only movie that has ever caused me to do that.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?



People are allowed to own cheetahs?

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012



ST:TNG Season 5 is really drat strong. Pretty much every episode is good and there are several classic ones.

I wish the people who make Picard would have watched some TNG.

P.S. Ensign Ro rocks.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!




Ultra Carp

Cubone posted:

looks like localized reversal of the flow of time?

nolan might have read about the self-consistency principle and decided backwards-moving causality could be consistent with forward-moving causality and made a movie about that

knowing nolan, he probably came up with some binding rules and created a couple of logic puzzles that take it to its logical conclusion, and the movie he builds around it will be o.k. but not really thematically related to the sci-fi stuff it'll just be about wives or kids or somehthing



love is the answer ❤

Lambert
Apr 14, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Fallen Rib

bring back old gbs posted:

im allowed to post my chaturbate link and im not gonna stop

How many tokens for a Star Trek episode review?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


lobsterminator posted:

ST:TNG Season 5 is really drat strong. Pretty much every episode is good and there are several classic ones.

I wish the people who make Picard would have watched some TNG.

P.S. Ensign Ro rocks.



Somehow becomes an officer while constantly arguing with her superiors and disobeying orders.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


That's why it's soft sci fi

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Somehow becomes an officer while constantly arguing with her superiors and disobeying orders.

cuz they're all in love with her duh

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Milo and POTUS posted:

People are allowed to own cheetahs?

Biscuit is adorable.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Iím watching interstellar and itís a real good movie.

The dust bowls interviews at the start were great.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!


I was pretty hard on interstellar the first time I saw it in theatres, but I rewatched it a few months ago and it was great.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


super sweet best pal posted:

Biscuit is adorable.

He's looking at someone else's cards!

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008


Fojar38 posted:

You can be interested and knowledgeable about video games while simultaneously being really bad at them, much like how you can be interested and knowledgeable about movies without being very good at actually making one *cough*

Good case in point: the first 90 seconds of this gameplay video.
https://youtu.be/848Y1Uu5Htk

tervamaha
May 31, 2011



I love Sucker Punch. I don't give a crap about "themes" or coherent storytelling, it just looks and sounds great. I was grinning like a maniac when I got out of the theater. To be fair, it's been a few years since I last saw it. Maybe the CGI looks like poo poo now.

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


it looked like poo poo then OP

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Grimey Drawer

tervamaha posted:

I love Sucker Punch. I don't give a crap about "themes" or coherent storytelling, it just looks and sounds great. I was grinning like a maniac when I got out of the theater. To be fair, it's been a few years since I last saw it. Maybe the CGI looks like poo poo now.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!


tervamaha posted:

I love Sucker Punch. I don't give a crap about "themes" or coherent storytelling, it just looks and sounds great. I was grinning like a maniac when I got out of the theater. To be fair, it's been a few years since I last saw it. Maybe the CGI looks like poo poo now.

jesus loving christ i cant believe you exist. this better be a troll

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010



Hackers film 1995 posted:

jesus loving christ i cant believe you exist. this better be a troll

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002




my brain reflexively forgot how to read as a defense mechanism

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006
MAGNUM

I think Sucker Punch was the first movie I shut off part way through since Batman & Robin

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

Once you go Shaq you never look back.


Stink Billyums posted:

I think Sucker Punch was the first movie I shut off part way through since Batman & Robin

Did you at least get to see the bat butts?!?!

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020


I just want to post this sucker punch review because this was from the time that the professional movie reviewers from press still tried to make polish, professionally produced review videos before they all lost out to the iphone-shot, talking-head youtubers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DygDPQdiklw

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003

Goodnight Canada!


tervamaha posted:

I love Sucker Punch. I don't give a crap about "themes" or coherent storytelling, it just looks and sounds great. I was grinning like a maniac when I got out of the theater. To be fair, it's been a few years since I last saw it. Maybe the CGI looks like poo poo now.

Mr bibs alt account spotted.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008




Gravy Boat 2k

tervamaha posted:

I love Sucker Punch. I don't give a crap about "themes" or coherent storytelling, it just looks and sounds great. I was grinning like a maniac when I got out of the theater. To be fair, it's been a few years since I last saw it. Maybe the CGI looks like poo poo now.

*hisses in fear*

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!


that post deserves all the derision we are giving it (troll or not) but seriously. sucker punch is one the most insulting and disgusting (in every way you can think of) films of the last decade

edit

if the ludovico technique were real, that is the only film they would show

Hackers film 1995 fucked around with this message at 16:36 on May 23, 2020

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008




Gravy Boat 2k

It's really worth pointing out that I went into Sucker Punch with the right mindset "yaay pretty ladies fight the robots with swords and other things" and I still walked out disgusted. To this day that's a hell of an achievement.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007



Grimey Drawer

stephenthinkpad posted:

I just want to post this sucker punch review because this was from the time that the professional movie reviewers from press still tried to make polish, professionally produced review videos before they all lost out to the iphone-shot, talking-head youtubers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DygDPQdiklw
lol this is great. I love the rant.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

final mission kicks rear end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-nJOn7tW_o

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


Shinjobi posted:

It's really worth pointing out that I went into Sucker Punch with the right mindset "yaay pretty ladies fight the robots with swords and other things" and I still walked out disgusted. To this day that's a hell of an achievement.

Iím honestly amazed that joss whedon didnít write it

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

Why god?



Grimey Drawer

stephenthinkpad posted:

I just want to post this sucker punch review because this was from the time that the professional movie reviewers from press still tried to make polish, professionally produced review videos before they all lost out to the iphone-shot, talking-head youtubers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DygDPQdiklw

Good ranting here but the sound loving sucks for something "polished". Mics fuzz out every time they raise their voices.

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Firebert
Aug 16, 2004


https://twitter.com/juliejune307/st...844513132527617

this is diseased

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