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Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011




Jay looks way too comfortable.

Also Jay should be the unmasked monster (cat-murderer that he is).

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


Josh should be Scrappy-Doo.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

remember this scene in Happy Gilmore?

https://y.yarn.co/a66bd26e-9a37-442...4?1591383421089

insert of an unnamed character saying a little too much a little too clearly

weird choice, not sure I approve

e: maybe it's that thing where actors get paid more if they have lines and Adam Sandler was just doing this guy a favor? hm...

Cubone fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Jun 5, 2020

oh but seriously I
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

I think I might enjoy the fat drunk one saying "Whats that Scoob?"

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.





Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Kate Mackinon queefed on a ghost, then Melisss McCarthy and Kristen Wiig riffed (badly) for an hour, then Leslie Jones was a black token character just like original Winston, then they had a ghost dance scenNOPE CUT IT, then a ghost was caughted, then they ham fistedly tried to set up a sequel that everyone knew was never really gonna happen. The end.

I didn't ask, either.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010



Cubone posted:


e: maybe it's that thing where actors get paid more if they have lines and Adam Sandler was just doing this guy a favor? hm...

It's absolutely this and I applaud Sander's continued efforts to defund Hollywood scum

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


piratepilates posted:

I didn't ask, either.

No one did.

But we had to see it, and now you gotta hear about it. No one escapes.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.


Quantum of Phallus posted:

It's absolutely this and I applaud Sander's continued efforts to defund Hollywood scum

You can think what you want about his movies, but you gotta respect that. He grifted Sony for years and he's doing the same to Netflix. Studio funded vacations and jobs for his buddies is a good thing.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

One death is a tragedy, ten deaths is a statistic. Especially if it saves my job.


He's stealing money from rich Hollywood pedophiles and giving it to Kevin James, David Spade, and Rob Schneider. There's maybe better things he could do with it, but I'd still say it's a slightly net positive.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010







Salad Prong

FuturePastNow posted:

same thing with Star Trek Discovery, chuds hate it because the lead isn't a white guy, when it's a terrible show for a variety of other reasons

yup, usually you can tell when it's a chud complaining because it'll be complaining about why the show isn't about a STRONG WHITE MALE CAPTAIN or whatever instead of just calling it awkward embarrasing poo poo because of the writing.

The Picard show is similair. A bunch of the whining about it is stuff like "how dare they let these women, AND EVEN A BLACK WOMEN!, tell picard what to do!" instead of it being like "wow that's just poo poo because it makes no sense and is boring as gently caress"

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002




Pham Nuwen posted:

The kid from Stranger Things and his mom (maybe get Rosario Dawson?) move into an old house in a different town and find a bag of golf clubs. Slow pan across an abandoned golf course.

*slow piano plays the opening notes to "I'm Alright"*

SUMMER 2022

Hackers film 1995 posted:

lol

“is that it?”
“yeah. the very same”
*music swells as camera slow pans over to a baby ruth in a glass case*
lol

General Dog posted:

He's stealing money from rich Hollywood pedophiles and giving it to Kevin James, David Spade, and Rob Schneider. There's maybe better things he could do with it, but I'd still say it's a slightly net positive.
are you saying that kevin james, david spade, and rob schneider aren't rich hollywood pedophiles

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.


General Dog posted:

He's stealing money from rich Hollywood pedophiles and giving it to Kevin James, David Spade, and Rob Schneider. There's maybe better things he could do with it, but I'd still say it's a slightly net positive.

I was thinking more of the supporting guys who get little bit parts in his movies. Getting an exotic vacation on Sony's dime is pretty rad.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015



also it isn't so much as stealing money from lovely studios as it is just outright making money for lovely studios, if it wasn't solidly profitable deal for sony they would've cut ties years ago

the only asterisk is that, as the obvious franchise talent, sandler can negotiate lopsided deals to further enrich him and his friends, meaning sony gets a little less profit than usual

Sankara
Jul 18, 2008




It's stealing from the crew, really. Do you think anyone has missed, say, their daughter's dance recital, in order to work on Jack and Jill?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

One death is a tragedy, ten deaths is a statistic. Especially if it saves my job.


Cowcaster posted:

are you saying that kevin james, david spade, and rob schneider aren't rich hollywood pedophiles

They're certainly less rich

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014

... the beats of the dead.

I don't get Netflix spending all that money on him. There's no way they're getting a return on investment.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...




Clapping Larry

Groovelord Neato posted:

I don't get Netflix spending all that money on him. There's no way they're getting a return on investment.

Not to mention how it combines with them always dropping off the content most people actually want. Netflix always seems it's a couple of design tweaks away from being in the red by shotgunning other cheaper stuff out there.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010



Uncut Gems came out on Netflix a week after the cinema where I live so Sandler and Netflix are good in my book

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

The plan here is to reinvent Rin Tin Tin as a modern action star, the John Wick of dogs.


Cowcaster posted:

lol

are you saying that kevin james, david spade, and rob schneider aren't rich hollywood pedophiles

Of those 3?

Probably just Schneider. Spade is obviously a cougar man, can't get a read on James

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003

Goodnight Canada!


Kevin James does spend the entire time of his latest movie trying to get his hands on a young girl...

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

Why god?



Grimey Drawer

David Spade and Rob Schneider give off strong creep vibes like they're the type of 50-year-olds looking to date 18-22 year old women, even though I think they're both married with kids.

oh but seriously I
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

David Spade has no intention of marrying. I learnt this from Howard Stern. It was a dark time in my life,

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

Why god?



Grimey Drawer

Oh yeah, you're right. I think I thought he married the mother of his kid for some reason but he did not and they broke up.

So he's totally a creep dating 22-year-olds right now.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007



PostNouveau posted:

Oh yeah, you're right. I think I thought he married the mother of his kid for some reason but he did not and they broke up.

So he's totally a creep dating 22-year-olds right now.

What a sad life he leads. Letís all take a moment out of our day to pity this millionaire who has a fetish for adult women.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015


Sankara posted:

It's stealing from the crew, really. Do you think anyone has missed, say, their daughter's dance recital, in order to work on Jack and Jill?

By most accounts Sandler treats his crews really well.

Sandler's stuff for Netflix has been racking up huge numbers for them which is why his deal got extended twice. Remember Murder Mystery with Jennifer Anniston? It was 2019's most-watched Netflix film. I don't get it either

https://movieweb.com/adam-sandler-n...opular-watched/

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

Why god?



Grimey Drawer

Endless Trash posted:

What a sad life he leads. Letís all take a moment out of our day to pity this millionaire who has a fetish for adult women.

I don't think he's a pedo or nothing, but there's something off about men who date women 30 years younger than them.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004



Hollywood has no loyalty. If Sandler wasn't making them money they would stop hiring him.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Endless Trash posted:

What a sad life he leads. Letís all take a moment out of our day to pity this millionaire who has a fetish for adult women.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


PostNouveau posted:

I don't think he's a pedo or nothing, but there's something off about men who date women 30 years younger than them.

Yeah, who would wanna date an attractive, vivacious women. Crumb-bums, that's who. Just real knuckleheads.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Yeah, who would wanna date an attractive, vivacious women. Crumb-bums, that's who. Just real knuckleheads.

Doesnít really mean poo poo if they donít have any empathy for whatever poo poo youíre going through.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Paladinus posted:

Busting doesn't make me feel anything anymore.

ďMister Stark, I donít bust very good...Ē

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...




Clapping Larry

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Doesnít really mean poo poo if they donít have any empathy for whatever poo poo youíre going through.

That's basically everyone.

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