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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

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Gutcruncher posted:

Wow if only she began having a plan back in 2015 instead of AFTER all that money was spent

lol

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Vim Fuego
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lol

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No Mods No Masters posted:

The amount of torture in it was almost unparalleled in star wars to be sure. Indeed it wouldn’t be surpassed until disney decided to make a trilogy composed of 2 JJ films and 1 rian film

:vince:

Vim Fuego
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bring back old gbs posted:

hey its ya boy bbogs down at the goon bog, as you can see ive added more bog since the last upload

Vim Fuego
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Do you think Anakin's mom had a huge bush or did Sheev smash shaved slave Shmee?

:thunk:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

at the exit of the avatar theme park a native american should just beat the poo poo out of you

Vim Fuego
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John Wick of Dogs posted:

For what? She's been in like two movies ever. The good Jurassic Park and the bad Star wars. People act like she's been in other things for some reason

Vim Fuego
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

It’s in the new ones, but he’s actually loving a trash can and luke comes and slides down the length of his helmet rear end first, like takes the whole thing, and then it’s the classic “I am youre father” line and Luke’s like “oh my bad dude” and then it’s not that weird for him to have been with his sister and they all join forces to kill obis ghost.

:yeshaha:

Vim Fuego
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bring back old gbs posted:

its awesome when the noble hippopotamus takes a huge poo poo and whips his tail around insanely fast to create a helicopter of poo poo

still cant believe they released TROS to theaters, huh

Vim Fuego fucked around with this message at 09:25 on May 16, 2020

Vim Fuego
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MarcusSA posted:

My Netflix queue is getting a little light which other shows didn’t you watch?

:iceburn:

Vim Fuego
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Hillary 2020 posted:

Now we know how much it costs to polish a turd.

[e] This is probably only possible due to COVID-19. Can't make any new movies so they're risking a fraction of the budget to shine up a recent clunker to see if they can wring out some more money from it.

Next up: Cats v1.3, now with realistic CGI buttholes and Solo: the Lord and Miller cut.

Cat buttholes or human buttholes?

Vim Fuego
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The Kins posted:

Cat buttholes between perma-splayed human asscheeks.

:hmmno:

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Cubone posted:

looks like localized reversal of the flow of time?

nolan might have read about the self-consistency principle and decided backwards-moving causality could be consistent with forward-moving causality and made a movie about that

knowing nolan, he probably came up with some binding rules and created a couple of logic puzzles that take it to its logical conclusion, and the movie he builds around it will be o.k. but not really thematically related to the sci-fi stuff it'll just be about wives or kids or somehthing



love is the answer ❤

Vim Fuego
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Cubone posted:

that's not how I remember it

the only things I remember about when it was in preproduction were:
1) people laughing at joker's tattoos
2) jared leto sending used condoms and dead animals to the cast to ~get inside the joker's mindset~ and his castmates being like "yeah he changed the background on my phone, it's uh... terrifying?"
3) the extremely dour-looking, muddy cast photo that goons photoshopped to hell and back
4) all of the promotional material suddenly glowing neon green and pink when the trailer set to bohemian rhapsody dropped and it was the only thing to get a positive response so far

Vim Fuego
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Quantum of Phallus posted:

The Wire season 2 was the GOT S8 of its day

Was it? Cause I'd say the Wire season 5 was terrible. I bought it on amazon, watched maybe almost one episode, and turned it off & never watched it. I also never watched GOT S8, which I stand by.

I watched all of Treme, and that show SUUUCKED
Well, maybe not completely. It might have had good moments I don't recall. But Steve Zahn stunk up the screen, and the writer was way too in love with new orleans to be able to make a good show about it

Vim Fuego
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hemale in pain posted:

finally amazonprimes logarithm is working for me



Hell comes to frogtown is a fuckin' classic.

I'd go for deathstalker IV over II, but that's a matter of personal taste

Vim Fuego
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PostNouveau posted:

As always, I would rather not hear what the boys have to say about current events at any time.

Vim Fuego
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Mostly Lurking posted:

What the hell? I didn't pay much attention but wasn't that video just an explanation of what was going on? I just remember them saying nice things.

Every statement, tweet or response by shatner starts out with "Someone else linked me to this, and I didn't watch it, but" so there's absolutely no way for mike to actually communicate anything to shatner. LOL

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Think about how Mike is experiencing 2020

All the same plague stuff as the rest of us, but the year started with him realizing he's responsible for how bad the star wars sequels were (Mike: "But me saying hire JJ Abrams can't possibly be why disney did it" Rich: "But you can't know that for sure!") and leading up to William Shatner not only insulting him on Twitter but writing a 5000 word Essay on Medium about how he's a horrible person.

And it's not even August yet

Vim Fuego
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1. You people that can't enjoy the crowd aspect of movie theaters at all are freaks, talk to your therapists about it. Viewing something in a crowd is a shared experience and it's natural to enjoy it

2. Movie theater popcorn uses flavacol and thats why it tastes the way it does

3. Brewers yeast is a great popcorn topping, and I learned about it from an indie theater I used to go to, which I would have missed if theaters didn't exist

Vim Fuego fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Jul 29, 2020

Vim Fuego
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Yeah, I'm not insisting that all theater experiences are good, or that movies should only be watched in the theater. But it is a qualitatively different experience than watching alone or at home, and the crowd adds a lot to it when it's good

And seriously people, try the brewer's yeast. It's got a great nutty flavor, its healthy, it's full of msg and it's just fantastic on popcorn

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The most memorable theater experience I ever had was when I saw Kurosawa's I Live In Fear.



I Live in Fear is a black and white movie about Mr. Nakajima, a Japanese man who is terrified of a nuclear attack. The movie is set in the height of summer. Mr. Nakajima basically goes insane, having panic attacks, sweating and hallucinating that he sees mushroom clouds. I saw it in August at a small indie theater and it was in the 90s outside.

Now, the theater was on the upper floor of a small building, with a flat tar-paper roof. Before the movie started the projectionist announced that they couldn't run the AC except in short bursts because a pigeon had died in the intake. So watching this movie was an ordeal.

As the summer got hotter and Mr. Nakajima's sanity started to melt away, it got hotter and hotter in the theater. It was like a sauna. Everyone in the audience was sweating along with Mr. Nakajima. There were short periods of relief when the air conditioner would kick on, but they always had to turn it off before the smell of the hot decaying bird seeped into the theater. We felt like we were there with Mr. Nakajima, blinded by the sun and existential dread, surrounded by the living city but keenly aware of death. It was vivid and surreal.

I wouldn't say it was purely enjoyable, but it was a magical shared experience.

Vim Fuego fucked around with this message at 11:01 on Jul 29, 2020

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they bought tickets to shatner's spoken word evening, went, and called it "magical". if they aren't fans, who the hell is?

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Arcsquad12 posted:

I saw a guy walk out of Blade zrunner 2049 during the holographic sex scene.

they managed to show 0 titties in a 4 titty scene. the movie was a pile

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lol

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Arcsquad12 posted:

You're forgetting the episode with her hot sister.

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Entropic posted:

THERE ARE FOUR SERIES

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gah

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Vim Fuego posted:

I propose a new gang tag: Mark's Milkers


Vim Fuego fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Aug 16, 2020

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Soapy_Bumslap posted:

Star Trek: Spot and it's just the cat wandering around knocking poo poo off counters and shelves

the untitled goose game but youre a cat on the enterprise, just stealing poo poo, setting off the replucators, venting plasma in the jefferies tubes and transporting the ambassador off the ship in the middle of negotiations

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DangerDummy! posted:

Right before Mother became a big hit, I went to a comic book signing he did and one of my wacky friends brought a bible for him to sign. Danzig just smirked (not a big smirk, he behaved like a sullen dick the whole time), signed it "Book of Lies- Danzig" and handed it back to him while my friend mumbled at him without making eye contact. The next day at school he told everyone that Danzig was outraged by being presented with a bible and angrily scrawled in it and yelled at him to get out, while my friend yelled at him that he was a sinner blah blah blah and he made a whole scene. I let him have his lie for awhile. He was so proud of it.

that's awesome

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Endless Trash posted:

Imagining an iteration of Batman where his backstory is a mystery causing a blood vessel to burst in my brain killing me instantly

:nolan:

Vim Fuego
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

The Martian starring Rich Evans.

"I'm honna gave to science she thit outta this."

Script supervisor: "Shouldn't we do another take? He absolutely butchered that line."

Me, director: "No, it's good, it's natural. You know, in real life he'd struggle to speak under duress every day."

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

All batsuits should now have hair cutouts.




:hmmyes:

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oh but seriously I posted:

People have had worse experiences at Batman screenings

:vince:

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