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I know that captain morgan is probably fake but I can still smell it and it's making me need to vomit up pumpkin pie all over everything I see, and I haven't even had any pumpkin pie.
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Jan 7, 2020 02:41
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Now I gotta subscribe to Disney+ for a reason other than all the soft core Jenny videos.
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Jan 7, 2020 02:43
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Mike looks like I feel after drinking malt liquor, like my sweat smells like salty farts. Maybe it’s just my metabolism.
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Jan 7, 2020 02:55
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General Dog posted:I enjoyed Marriage Story, but I think the perfect viewing experience would be seeing it in the theaters, four rows in front of a surly Brooklyner who just keeps saying “DIS FUGGIN’ BITCH” over and over again. Pretty sure this was a Chapelle’s Show sketch. “Good blow, this is. Horny, it makes me.”
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Jan 7, 2020 03:30
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Paladinus posted:To which one of these does 'masturbating with an R2D2 toy' belong? The Quest, obviously, leading to Rebirth.
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Jan 7, 2020 03:57
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Gripweed posted:you are like a child Lol I was thinking that was a table from some obscure indie rpg, then I saw the name Hodgman and realized that’s probably true.
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Jan 7, 2020 03:59
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bring back old gbs posted:idk it would have been funny to see what sort of muppet hoseshit he came up with for the whills. like hosed up lemming hobbit things probly I was picturing Doozers from Fraggle Rock.
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Jan 7, 2020 23:47
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Arcsquad12 posted:All this talk about Star Trek made me think about all the dumb as gently caress "future sports" that were on that show and in other science fiction and fantasy properties. You have games like Parisi Squares or Racketball which either kill you or look like a lamer version of Squash. Or you have poo poo like Quidditch in Harry Potter or Pyramid on Battlestar Galactica. Deep Space Nine was good because they made fun of the dumb future sports by making Sisko a baseball fanatic that makes everyone else look at him like he's a weirdo. But you're telling me that football/soccer, a sport that has lasted for centuries if not millennia, isn't popular in the Federation? Worf played soccer as a kid. He headbutted a human kid and snapped his neck, so I guess sports in the future are just plain more deadly than they are today.
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Jan 29, 2020 04:10
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Tertius Oculum posted:lmao is Picard really only 5 Episodes this season? I still haven't made it passed Episode 1. It’s loving unwatchable just from the cinematography. I lasted 15 minutes.
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Feb 11, 2020 22:37
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luchajones posted:When is Star Trek going to get its own forum? No! There’s too many sub forums as it is! GBS, A/T, E/N, PYF, and CSPAM should all be one forum, like way back when. Asking for a Star Trek sub forum is basically saying “I want this thread to die because I’m disgusted by Jay’s semen and Mike’s beautiful, amethystine hands”
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Feb 22, 2020 06:08
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Strong Convections posted:fun and entertaining, TREASON! unironically this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02LgdXVkXgM IT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU PEOPLE IT WAS MEANT FOR US
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Feb 23, 2020 03:07
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Anybody checked out Hunters on amazon prime? I read a review saying it was misguided and insensitive. I figured the critics must be exaggerating, or were getting bent out of shape just for the sake of being offended. I was wrong. It's every bit as tone-deaf as people say. I only started watching it because I mistook a bearded Al Pacino as Ian McShane in the thumbnail. I'll still probably watch the whole series, though.
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Feb 23, 2020 05:02
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Groovelord Neato posted:Yeah I hate getting more of the best show on TV. He only just became Saul Goodman lmao. There's only one more season after this. Wait, so it's getting six seasons when breaking bad only had five?
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Feb 24, 2020 19:24
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Groovelord Neato posted:Breaking Bad will have more episodes since Better Call Saul only has 10 per season. Ok I'm calming down now.
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Feb 24, 2020 19:36
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I can spoil Hunters for you guys if you want. Believe me, it just gets more and more insane. Just watch it, it’s too loving nuts not to. Al Pacino is not actually a Jewish holocaust survivor, but a nazi doctor from Auschwitz, and all the horrors he claims to have suffered were actually tortures he inflicted upon others. After escaping to America he slowly realized that he was one of the bad guys, which he didn’t want to be anymore. He then converted to Judaism and started brutally murdering his fellow nazi war criminals. Also, Adolf Hitler is still alive and living in Argentina with Eva Braun and his quadruplet preteen sons who I assume are probably his clones.
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Feb 25, 2020 05:41
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Cunst.
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Mar 4, 2020 03:01
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What was that video Mike was watching on his phone?
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Mar 9, 2020 01:57
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PostNouveau posted:He was watching "Big Mouth," which is some kind of perv cartoon or something. Ah, that's where I recognized it from, then.
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Mar 9, 2020 02:12
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That was a good movie and also Jay’s big screen debut. 
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Mar 12, 2020 02:45
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I just watched The Hunters again, because the ending was so loving bizarre I was unable to believe it was real. It was, completely. I was sure I was just watching it wrong. Al Pacino was a mengele-style nazi surgeon and not a Jewish Holocaust survivor. I hate the show, like a loving LOT, but I’m still gonna watch season 2.
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Mar 12, 2020 23:56
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super sweet best pal posted:Reminds me of that DS9 episode where some clerk at a Bajoran labor camp was claiming to be the foreman. Duet, best episode of the first season, unless you were on acid, in which case the pilot episode The Emissary is the best.
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Mar 13, 2020 00:38
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No Mods No Masters posted:The notion of goodness is so warped in the collective consciousness that surely the best S1 ep at this point is the one where they all play hopscotch That’s more of a weed episode than an acid episode the way I see it. Allamaraine.
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Mar 13, 2020 01:01
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Arcsquad12 posted:"OWW!" Wormhole aliens are machine-elves, prove me wrong
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Mar 13, 2020 03:29
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Cowcaster posted:what... what was the joke? haha michael rooker i'm going to wipe poo poo off my rear end with your face? Michael Rooker enjoys waking people up by bare-rear end farting on their faces, so it’s not like it’s not his sense of humor.
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Mar 26, 2020 02:30
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priznat posted:Have there been any disney live action remakes that people look at fondly or is it all for quick bums in seat movie ticket numbers (lol, RIP) and then that's it? I dont think Jenny is allowed to post here, so you may have difficulty getting a serious answer
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Apr 11, 2020 00:57
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Milo and POTUS posted:Considering I have no clue who the gently caress paul lynde is, I doubt it was much of a resurgence. He’s Elizabeth Montgomerys uncle Paul on Bewitched. He was also a huge alcoholic and may have murdered a young lover of his whilst in a drunken stupor. One time when he got into a drunken chase with the police, he crashed his car. When the cops came up to his car with their guns drawn he rolled down the window and ordered a double cheeseburger and a vanilla shake. Nothing?
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Apr 12, 2020 21:07
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reignofevil posted:They've gone too far. I’m pretty sure I saw an rear end on the Disney channel at least once after 9:00 pm when I was a kid. What’s wrong with these people? Does looking at butts lower your social credit score in China or something?
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Apr 14, 2020 00:03
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Final Space makes me hope for the destruction of the characters universe. God drat is it ever maudlin, humorless, and boring. And the music, christ. “Boohoo, my daddy is dead”, well loving good, you deserve it for failing to entertain me.
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Apr 14, 2020 00:09
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Arcsquad12 posted:In the movie he has a fight with another invisible man and wins by setting him on fire. And then he and Hyde and Nemo stop world war one from happening while Sean Connery reveals he discovered the bad guy was Moriarty without the movie ever even hinting that Moriarty was involved. So he didn’t get raped to pieces?
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Apr 20, 2020 01:36
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Gutcruncher posted:Jillian was the one that was basically loving Jay right in camera the entire episode right? The boys got their monetization to worry about. Yeah she rubbed herself against his pot belly until they both reached orgasm, it was as romantic as it was cringeworthy.
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Apr 21, 2020 00:20
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LanceHunter posted:Dunkin' Donuts definitely paid Sandler for all that. Apparently Sandler had a giant "ah-ha" moment while filming Happy Gilmore, when he had to secure extra funding and got Subway involved for that plot-specific moment where Happy gets saved with a Subway sponsorship. From that point on Sandler was well-known for being willing to write full commercials into his movies for the right price. It was only funny the first time, and then only barely.
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super sweet best pal posted:Greasy Strangler is an awesome movie. Very nice prosthetic genitals.
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Apr 27, 2020 22:20
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Milo and POTUS posted:What the gently caress did we say about signing your posts You seem to be very confused, my prosthetic genitals were made in 1957 by Ray Harryhausen for a deleted scene in The 7th Voyage of Sinbad.
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Apr 27, 2020 22:54
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No Mods No Masters posted:I think it was just patton being a grump awkwardly played off as a joke. Say what you will about the culk, but patton was a reminder of how much worse things could be He seemed to be laboring under the grievous misapprehension that the videos were all chosen ahead of time, for their entertainment value. Instead, he learned that the universe chose the videos in order to inflict the maximum amount of pain upon their viewers.
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Apr 29, 2020 02:37
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steinrokkan posted:Edgar Allan Poe, unlike Lovecraft, was actually a good writer with good ideas Yeah but Cthulhu has much better stats in almost any rpg than a drat raven does.
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Yahtzee supposedly hates seppos for some reason, so it can never be better than C- if he actively hates his colleague.
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May 4, 2020 20:18
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Paladinus posted:Well, it's not even that, when you think about it. Two characters try to set up some sort of socialism-esque approach at one point, but end up enforcing it with violence against fellow sufferers. The movie just hammers that things under capitalism (and in general, I suppose) are not great. I like movies where the message is “everything is horrible and all the alternatives are worse, kill yourself”. 
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May 6, 2020 23:54
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Raskolnikov38 posted:they’re going to be extremely boring documentaries but I can promise content You’d be wasting energy, just make short films of anthills and dogs making GBS threads and call it experimental.
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Calaveron posted:No wonder they hated on The Item so much, because beat for beat they’re those douchy Quentin Tarantino douchy college film auteurs douches Have you seen The Item? I rented it at a blockbuster in like 2000. It was far, far worse than anything RLM ever made, and far less fun to watch than they implied. I hope that disgusting sex puppet has been recycled Into catheters or bouncy castles or whatever they recycle puppets into. Not the disgusting sex puppets from the Basket Case movies, though, those belong in the Smithsonian.
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