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Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Taintrunner posted:



loving lmao

Wow if only she began having a plan back in 2015 instead of AFTER all that money was spent

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Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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I wonder if the Star Wars cast came out of The Force Awakens happy with what they accomplished and were excited to do more, or if they were beaten down and miserable before even that one was complete.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Arcsquad12 posted:

The Galaxy of Adventure clips are legit good poo poo but the narrator spelling things out for the five year olds kills it.

I disagree with the “good” part as they’re just strictly inferior of an experience to watching the movies themselves. Even as a 5 year old I’d have rather watched Star Wars than a small segment of Star Wars but done worse.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Wait so Jack is doing a thing with Moviebob? But jack grew up on a farm. Are we gonna see Moviebob attempt to gas jack live on camera?

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Maybe they’re trying to hammer out as many seasons as possible before patstew finally dies? He’s 147 years old after all.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Zzulu posted:

I mean I'm pretty strong but that doesn't make my cum stronger than any other mans

Why would supermans cum shoot out at deadly velocities. Then wouldn't his farts and coughs level entire city blocks. What if when he runs he accidentally plants his foot too hard and explodes a street

Because the muscles that project his cum are a billion times stronger than ours. Like when you pump a super soaker way more than you’re supposed to and gently caress some kid up with it

And yes Superman has to constantly be aware of how much strength he uses or else poo poo breaks or people die. He probably wouldn’t be in total control while jizzing, but farting would be far more manageable.

https://youtu.be/1zFsxSH8fUA

Gutcruncher fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Jan 16, 2020

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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XeeD posted:

I was expecting an edit where Superman unleashes a super fart. That was lame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Swo8MdXDNM

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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PostNouveau posted:

Continuing the saga of those loving idiots with the terrible idea

https://twitter.com/nancywyuen/status/1217569709945606144

So they've been dropped by HBO despite giving HBO a hit that kept it going 10 years and also kicked out of Star Wars.

Considering that their last action at HBO was “oh look another deal, quick, tank our incredibly popular show. Just torpedo that poo poo. Don’t even consider handing it off to other people in our absence. It’s all someone else’s money, just tear it down!”

Yeah I wouldn’t keep them around either.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Wow it sure would be a shame if someone did another Batman shooting. We sure would hate to have to report on it for the next month. Oh no please nobody


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Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Yes and it is one of the best iterations of transformers ever made.


The movie will suck.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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That song was always in the movie, test audiences didn’t get that added. What they got removed was Don’t Feed The Plant and the “Audrey 2 Wins” ending.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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I’d like to think that of Roddenberry were still alive in this era of streaming no-rules tv shows, we would finally get the pornographic official Star Trek series we deserve.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Lister posted:

I like to imagine Gene going to heaven and sitting down to watch all of the Star Trek series and movies that have come out after his death and him slowly realizing he's in hell.

Genes Ghost-DVR is filled with nothing but decon gel scenes

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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hemale in pain posted:

going in to cinema discussion to read the lighthouse thread and the last page is just them arguing about if they raped each other lol

Like, at the same time?

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Why do people keep saying that a Fox News equivalent doesn’t make sense to exist? Stupid, sure, but why can’t there be a group of people that get together and make their stupid news network in a utopian future? In fact since people don’t even need money, crazies getting together and making their own network might be even easier in Star Trek world than now.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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stephenthinkpad posted:

Was there any plan to resurrect Data after the last TNG movie like they resurrected Spock?

It’s been forever since I’ve seen Nemesis because gently caress that movie, but wasn’t data “resurrected” in the final scene?

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Rinkles posted:

I guess without the centralizing effect of internet discourse it's harder to judge public sentiment, but as best as we can tell, how did trek fans initially respond to tng? Or was it so much later than tos, that its heritage was mostly a curiosity? I mean did "trekkies" as a self-identifying group even exist pre-tng?

Pre-tng the terms were Trekkie and Trekker. Trekkie was considered derogatory.

Also before tng there were magazines just for ST fanfic. It’s where the term Slash originated. Ie a “Kirk/Spock fanfic”

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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In the middle of Hunters, at least in the “watching while doing stuff” sense I’m entertained. The worst poo poo is when they try to do the “comic book intros” poo poo and the “this really happened!” commercial. Even for the crazy tone swings this show has, those segments were super dumb and out of place and almost made me quit in the first (second?) episode.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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On one hand I wish that episode were the Ferengis introduction because it did a lot more to establish their culture and character and that they could actually be a threat instead of a joke.

On the other hand the ferengi being total jokes is what gave us the awesome DS9 ones and if they weren’t nothing but a joke to be fixed then we wouldn’t have gotten them.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

is locutus going to become Q

is Q going to become data's cat

is riker going to become troi

In betazoid culture doesn’t the husband take the last name of the wife? Riker is already troi!!

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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How about instead of some dumb Borg poo poo, the remnants of the romulan government discover that they were tricked into war with the dominion. A war that left them so crippled that they couldn’t replace their lost ships before they needed to evacuate.

Turns out those very same people who tricked them into war had withdrawn their help during the evacuation.

That might cause some political intrigue?

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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I can’t tell if everyone making the movie was doing it as some kind of punishment, or having a blast doing whatever the gently caress they wanted

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Promoted Pawn posted:

Black Widow is between Civil War and Infinity War chronologically. The prevailing theory is that they’re setting up Florence Pugh’s character to assume the Black Widow mantle after Nat’s death in Endgame, like Sam becoming the new Captain America after Steve’s retirement.

Super cool that Black Widow finally gets her own well deserved film several years late and it exists solely to introduce a sure-to-be lamer replacement.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Maybe Chris Evans paid jay directly, long long ago before his radical surgery to live his life as a Jay Doppleganger. Would disney be on the hook to license Jay when it’s Chris they’re basing it on, who already payed his license fee?

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Randarkman posted:

That's bullshit. No one does a bad American accent

Well duh that’s because Americans are the only ones that don’t have an accent and talk regular :colbert:

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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I can’t find the shill article anymore, but it was all about how with Discovery, FINALLY we have a black lead in Star Trek. Such commitment to diversity! Thanks cbs all access! Get your subscription today!

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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“Deep space nine, sure maybe you TECHNICALLY had a black lead but you didn’t do a song and dance calling attention to it so gently caress off”
-CBS Executives 2018

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Verisimilidude posted:

I’ve been watching ds9 and does it get bad in the third season? Just finished the first two eps of the third season and it feels kinda dumb so far

No, in fact the third episode is House of Quark which owns. S3 also has Past Tense, Civil Defense, Second Skin, and Improbable Cause

Season 3s actually kinda awesome

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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luchajones posted:


And the ending of ROS should have had that broom kid come in and kill Palp.
A lightsaber broom would have been awesome!

Would the blade be in the handle like a sword cane, or would the bristles each be a small blade?

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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It is only possible for two adults (of opposite sexes of course) to engage in sexual intercourse for the purpose of procreation on a bed inside of the adults bedroom in the loving embrace of wedlock.

Anything else is teenager poo poo and also makes you go to hell

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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What is a quarantine but an excuse for profit?

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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priznat posted:

Yeah that CG did not age well but it probably looked pretty poo poo at the time tbh.

I saw it in the theater and yes, even for the time the cgi blood was extremely lovely and distracting

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Ugh that sucks. We better get another year of corona so the jokes stay good

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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20 bucks for a digital purchase of a brand new movie would be alright, but not for a drat rental I can watch once on my home tv and speakers, not even something big and nice like a movie theater would have.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Jillian was the one that was basically loving Jay right in camera the entire episode right? The boys got their monetization to worry about.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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*proceeds to print out and hang “don’t spoil the endgame” signs all over the office*

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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Going back to adam sandler, my favorite product placement was in Little Nicky, specifically a TV edit of Little Nicky id seen once where the product placement was clumsily removed.

Nicky looks at a can of soda, it shakes around, guy walks in and takes a drink and walks out. End of scene.

Nicky summons a giant bucket of chicken. The bucket has a large awkward blur over the front.
Demon eats a piece of chicken and looks at the camera. The sound cuts out while the demon mouths one word, and then the sound returns for "chicken is the shiznit"

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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luchajones posted:

Why would a tv edit edit that out?

Absolutely no clue but it added new layers


Edit: I’m pretty sure I’ve caught parts of it on another channel that DIDNT edit product placement out, so it might’ve just been that once station doing it themselves

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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That’s a very borderline experimental thing to say

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Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

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screaden posted:

Yes. Perfect. Thank you.

That reminds me was the Ratatoing thing actually some legal issue or just a dumb joke

I don’t care how many lawyers Disney has, there is no way Patton Oswald would get in trouble for watching and talking about some dollar store knockoff of a movie he was in.

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