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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Onion gravy.


Using a fork.

From a packet

Happy 2020

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ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

Watcha puttin' on, OP?

Better not be a dumb casserole.

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
fukking nerd

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited



Quit cutting cornera OP, collect the grease from the onions and make it like grammy used to

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
stirring this pot of gravy with my mouse. typing out a post hunt and peck style with a chicken leg

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
Nice im Reading forums while stirring gravy also op. One of the classic ways to Reading forums while stirring gravy, in my opinion? Why simply Reading forums while stirring gravy :) I hope this has helped you to Reading forums while stirring gravy, and the next time you Reading forums while stirring gravy you can check by and read my post again.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
good gravy op :rolleyes:

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

The thickening is imminent

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
covering my laptop in fluffy, buttery mashed potato

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I'm making a fondue

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm so hungry

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I hope to be the first person to eat Salisbury steak with packet gravy alone on new years and not end their life

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I hope to be the first person to eat Salisbury steak with packet gravy alone on new years and not end their life

Do u have enough to share

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

eat something and have a glass of cool water

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Chinatown posted:

eat something and have a glass of cool water

Cant eat for another hour but then it's gonna be a cheese steak with hot peppers, banana peppers and chili salsa

Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS
More like Auld Salsa Lang!

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Cant eat for another hour but then it's gonna be a cheese steak with hot peppers, banana peppers and chili salsa

I'll bring the gravy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I'll bring the gravy

Thanks

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I'll bring the gravy

To my party?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
"stirring gravy" is what I like to call pounding off

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


You using onions at all or is it just the packet?

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AuntBuck posted:

You using onions at all or is it just the packet?

you should look into this, last time I said onions were awesome some one threatened to call the cops on me

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
So I’ve definitely successfully made gravy on several occasions but this Thanksgiving I hosed something up and the gravy turned out more like a meaty batter and I think did I overcompensate with flour for having richer pan drippings than expected or what? I don’t know and my family was really nice about it and said it tasted great and now I’ll never trust them again because we all know I hosed that gravy up real bad.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

AuntBuck posted:

You using onions at all or is it just the packet?

Packet onions. Or maybe sawdust.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

On the bright side I'm not drinking my own piss on a boat for new years like an Aussie

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Or as we call them now in Canada "boat people"

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


roarpower posted:

you should look into this, last time I said onions were awesome some one threatened to call the cops on me

Your onion crimes will be exposed, buddy.

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Packet onions. Or maybe sawdust.

Okay this is terrible. Onions are like 50 cents.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

AuntBuck posted:

Okay this is terrible. Onions are like 50 cents.

Cruelty is the point

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



This has potential for a new Youtube genre. Basically just reading out posts while cooking.

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


Noblesse Obliged posted:

Cruelty is the point

I feel like there's a story here

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AuntBuck posted:

Your onion crimes will be exposed, buddy.


Okay this is terrible. Onions are like 50 cents.

and you say I have onion crimes

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I'm not worried about my onion crimes because I'll win on a peel

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I'm not worried about my onion crimes because I'll win on a peel

Oh man

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I'm not worried about my onion crimes because I'll win on a peel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEolVTexx_s

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Whoa this dudes got posting rig in his KITCHEN dude. :stare:

:thunk: or a hotplate is his goon lair.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

My posting gloves have a gravy stirrer built in.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Gravy going in, gravy going out, I always say

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

What’s the best butter/flour/drippings ratio for making homemade gravy? Every time I roast something I try to make a gravy and always have trouble getting the flavor and/or consistency just right.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

1:1 flour butter.

Use a fork to mash the flour into the butter to form a paste and then add it to your hot stock or pan drippings to form a gravy.
Without knowing how much stock or juices you got I can't tell you how much of this mix you'll need, however, premixing it in this way will prevent any clumping and ensure it thickens your gravy very nicely.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Big Beef City posted:

1:1 flour butter.

Use a fork to mash the flour into the butter to form a paste and then add it to your hot stock or pan drippings to form a gravy.
Without knowing how much stock or juices you got I can't tell you how much of this mix you'll need, however, premixing it in this way will prevent any clumping and ensure it thickens your gravy very nicely.

This is the nicest post I’ve read of yours in 1999. Look forward to more!

E oops 2019

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