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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!
Cheer Up Boss Dharma



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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Surgeon's Tales



Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake


Man in Black

Roman numerals refer different beer classes. Higher numbers have more alcohol, like I explained earlier.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
even being “generous” ed has to deprive someone else of something

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Oh my god. In a world of absolute morons, Brenda Starr still somehow manages to be the dumbest. :allears:

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

even being “generous” ed has to deprive someone else of something

Not to mention that if the delivery guy is greedy enough to take the hundred, he'll probably get it in the neck later when the intended recipient of the flowers complains. Nice one, Ed.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Those flowers are being delivered unboxed, in a vase, by a presumably specialist courier. $100 might not cut it.

Either that or he's very confused where his friend's new house is.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

I can't imagine Ed actually has flowers delivered like that to her in the first place.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Why was a Cornish sailor named Maltese? Alternately, why was an Andalusian Gypsy named Maltese?

gleebster fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Jun 2, 2020

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Corto was born in Malta.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

gleebster posted:

Why was a Cornish sailor named Maltese? Alternately, why was an Andalusian Gypsy named Maltese?

Wiki says he was born there.

fondue
Jul 14, 2002

B Kliban




Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (October 20, 2008)



Arlo and Janis Classic (October 20, 1998)



Garfield Classic (October 20, 1988)

LazyQ
Feb 22, 2011

Mämmilä

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"


College Slice
Docks




Retail




Zip


Dick


Duck

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
The Far Side

Pickles


Zits

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Jul 25, 2022

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


Professor Wayne posted:

The Far Side

“Okay, you’ve passed the fire test, the riding test, and the combat test … but now, paleface, now you must say ‘toy boat’ three times real fast!”


Shto?

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Jul 25, 2022

root
Jun 17, 2000

Booska mask replica...

FrumpleOrz posted:

On The Fastrack





Kennel posted:

Mandrake

Is... is he going to hypnotize the bullets into thinking they're water? :confused:

Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

this is like the fourth comic in a row where tinkmom is talking about wine.

I was only kind of kidding when I said the mother from The Tinkersons is a depressed and unemployed alcoholic

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Try it yourself.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Toy boat three times real fast :smuggo:

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?
Conan the Barbarian Feb. 12th, 1979- Feb. 18th, 1979









Most wizards in Conan are pretty evil, though The Scarlet Citadel and The Hour of the Dragon have non-villainous magic-users. This guy seems a bit more Fizban-y than either example, though.

rannum
Nov 3, 2012

LazyQ posted:

Mämmilä



Man at that point I'd just give up farming

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005



Kennel posted:

That was 2013, btw

I made some edits:

This edit specifically is why I remember that storyline! This one cracked me up.

F Minus



Mark Trail



Mary Worth



Rather than let Mr Wynters work through his feelings, Mary immediately takes him to the Childhood Friend Pound.

The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Popeye's Cartoon Club



Rex Morgan MD



Andertoons



Apartment 3-G

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!

Chuck B. out here with a reminder to protesters to turn off your data while marching

Garfield



Heathcliff



Overboard



Monty

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set is never wrong.


Working Daze is pretty :yikes: today. I mean, I get what it's trying for but now was not the time.


Super-Fun-Pak Comix is an achievement in ingnorance.


Cul De Sac is a perfect representation of the artistic process.

Evil Mastermind fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Jun 2, 2020

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

That's the worst Heathcliff I've ever seen

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
gently caress!!! i was doing so well



here's your Supreme logo robot comic

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Now that's a good Heathcliff, I'm glad he has robot friends

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003

howe_sam posted:

This thread got me to buy the first volume of collected Valiant

:sickos:

Vintage Valiant (Jul. 16, 1939)

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Johnny Walker posted:

This edit specifically is why I remember that storyline! This one cracked me up.

And the best part was that I barely had to touch it.


Bake off hecklers!

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD



I am not optimistic about this storyline.

Kennel posted:

And the best part was that I barely had to touch it.


Bake off hecklers!

It's like they deliberately left that spot open so you could put the gun in there. Beautiful. :D

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

I gave you the CHANCE to make a John Cage 4'33" joke, and YOU BLEW IT!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Evil Mastermind posted:


Super-Fun-Pak Comix is an achievement in ingnorance.

This is the MCU method

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Medenmath posted:

:sickos:

Vintage Valiant (Jul. 16, 1939)



Val, hold on. Dude. Are you... Are you sleeping on the corpse of an enemy? :stare:

(Seriously, in the penultimate panel, that's a hand sticking out from behind Val's back. Or are my eyes playing tricks on me?)

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Mikl posted:

Val, hold on. Dude. Are you... Are you sleeping on the corpse of an enemy? :stare:

(Seriously, in the penultimate panel, that's a hand sticking out from behind Val's back. Or are my eyes playing tricks on me?)

When you're as exhausted as Val you'll accept any helping hand.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

JethroMcB posted:

I gave you the CHANCE to make a John Cage 4'33" joke, and YOU BLEW IT!

They didn't want to play a cover.

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

Mikl posted:

Val, hold on. Dude. Are you... Are you sleeping on the corpse of an enemy? :stare:

(Seriously, in the penultimate panel, that's a hand sticking out from behind Val's back. Or are my eyes playing tricks on me?)

I think it's a glove, Camoran's got one in a similar style in panel 4, and if you look closely at panel 7 Val appears to have one as well (and at that point, only one).

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

The best part is, if you look at the last page, if they'd held out for one more night the siege would have melted away, so they valiantly killed themselves for nothing.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Really, it’s Camoran’s fault. Sure, having ongoing feasts kept the castle’s spirits high, but if they had just had single cheeseburgers instead of doubles, the question of Starve or Fight wouldn’t have come up quite so fast.

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voting third party
Sep 5, 2006
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howe_sam posted:

This thread got me to buy the first volume of collected Valiant, I was not prepared for how drat big it is. I don't have any bookshelves it will fit on!

Woah, I see the hardcovers are 10 x 14", I couldn't fit that either. The paperbacks look smaller at 7 x 10", anyone have those?

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