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Don’t school custodians normally custode when you know there aren’t kids around barring urgent incidents why is this creep always hanging around children
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RoboRodent posted:"Eskimo" is generally considered to be derogatory. It's an Algonquin word used to describe them, not the word this group call themselves. These tribes call themselves Inuit or Yupik, depending on where exactly you're talking about. Doesn't Eskimo mean cannibal or something like that
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Holy poo poo shut the gently caress up about your manager you loathe and go back to making “jokes” about 4th of July decorations already being up and how you’re so much superior and intelligent than the rear end in a top hat customer you smug retail dope
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Woe is me, influential people want to make me a million dollars by using the story I’ve spent half my life whoring out for money, why must my life be suffering
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Oh look, a Nancy where the punchline is that nancys a huge egotistical dickhead. Quelle surprise
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Here, I’ll write the next two months of nancy: First panel, Nancy says something egotistical and self centered Second panel, other character will make an observation remarking how she’s being egotistical and or self centered or will make a sarcastic remark pointing out she’s being a self centered egotist Third panel, Nancy will say something that reaffirms her being self centered and egotistical
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:“Two months” is extremely optimistic Oh but that’s only for the uh, Nancy wants to attempt to uh, create a breakfast cereal arc. The two months after that are much the same while Nancy attempts a new hobby arc
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I’m glad retail is ending. It was terrible and repetitive and hopefully it’ll be replaced by something better, but most likely it won’t
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riderchop posted:someone needs to make this their av ASAP I wish
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EasyEW posted:Sally Forth Jesus just write a book
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Isn’t Luann Evans, whatever her name is Greg Evans' daughter who cowrites the strip, like a high school principal or something? How does she not understand how teenagers/young adults act?
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Hwurmp posted:man it's just like Arlo and Janis! Arlo and Janis gently caress though
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PetraCore posted:Isn't this just what they did with Flyface's nephew, down to him having an attractive accomplice girlfriend? Modern Dick Tracy is loving terrible Also that Arlo and Janis doesn’t read like Arlo doubling down, but him trying to explain and justify him being so hard on Gene because raising a kid is probably difficult and you constantly have to adapt as the little terrors develop and there isn’t a universal guide to educating one
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Now where will I get my it’s barely September why are Christmas decorations going up already jokes or my retail is a thankless hateful job that I loathe with white hot intensity but due to economic downturn and a dearth of opportunities I can’t afford to not do it yuks or the always famous everyone is an idiot but me chuckles
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College aged women wear big bows on their 60s go go dancer hair styles right?
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You know what’s more disrupting than a couple comfortably sitting together in an affectionate way is a raging square tying her bloomers into a knot trying to get them to sit apart
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Again one visit to the vet and all your problems with that horrible dangerous violent aggressive hateful cat will be over
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But why would you want to eat a moss pie made from dirt though
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Did the Mary Worth writer get burned super hard at an ldr because they keep coming back to that same well
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Just go to a hot topic or the internet circa 2003
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Lynn Johnston grew up abused so abuse is all she knows You think she reads her reruns every morning over a lonely meal of boiled egg and spinach over the kitchen sink and realizes huh, this is why Andrew never calls
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“I don’t like Tiff went partying instead of—“ what, hanging out with a horrible human being? Being judged by your dumbass? gently caress off, no way the Evanses are this much of dinguses
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Oh my god it’s a fictional character and it happened like a decade ago, do something else you fucker
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Reminder that this third baby coming up for Lynn is a complete fabrication of her autobiographical comic and was created to try to pressure her husband into having a third child And of course Johnston couldn’t help herself into turning into a martyr over it
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Why does he need to clarify the pronunciation of Thor?
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Even when they’re not loving, Arlo and Janis is always about loving
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I hate Adam, I hate his dull daughter and his even duller home life
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So the Evanses wrote out a young African American cancer survivor activist because it was too hard to write for her instead keeping plain ordinary massively stupid Luann
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AND Luann was jealous of the attention a cancer haver was receiving, holy poo poo
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I nominate Sally Forth as the most poorly aging comic strip
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riderchop posted:have you read funky winkerbean I mean, relating to the current situation. A teenager wondering about her spring activities and a career woman about to start a new job are more relevant to this than boomer complaints 101
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Why...why did he bring an old timey alarm clock to a camping trip? Did he also bring a hat rack and polio?
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I thought Jared and I were just good friends! Who could’ve known going on all those dates where we constantly found deeper connections between us could’ve lead to us developing feelings!
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And here's some choice Bob Hope ones https://www.cracked.com/blog/5-comics-from-when-sexual-assault-was-considered-hilarious/
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Vargo posted:
What a monumental waste of Sunday funnies space
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Always remember the maxim: If you don't understand an Arlo and Janis, it's about loving.
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We get it, the old man is sick and miserably poor. Move on.
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Hostile V posted:I look at this and every single emotion and thought this elicits is at least 90% uncut disgust and revulsion baked in there. This is just weird, creepy and obsessive behavior. And the alopecia skeleton just sits there and takes it with adoration
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kidcoelacanth posted:ding ding ding And if this was actually well written what’s his face would tell her to go screw since she was trying to have her cake and eat it too with the whole trying to pick the best option
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2025 19:31 |
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God even early Retail was nothing but hateful misery
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