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Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Don’t school custodians normally custode when you know there aren’t kids around barring urgent incidents why is this creep always hanging around children

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Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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RoboRodent posted:

"Eskimo" is generally considered to be derogatory. It's an Algonquin word used to describe them, not the word this group call themselves. These tribes call themselves Inuit or Yupik, depending on where exactly you're talking about.

Put it this way. I'm thirty six and Canadian, and I was taught when I was eight that "Eskimo" is a rude word because the Inuit do not like being called that. It's maybe not exactly obscene, but it's a little racist.

Doesn't Eskimo mean cannibal or something like that

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Holy poo poo shut the gently caress up about your manager you loathe and go back to making “jokes” about 4th of July decorations already being up and how you’re so much superior and intelligent than the rear end in a top hat customer you smug retail dope

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Woe is me, influential people want to make me a million dollars by using the story I’ve spent half my life whoring out for money, why must my life be suffering

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Oh look, a Nancy where the punchline is that nancys a huge egotistical dickhead. Quelle surprise

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Here, I’ll write the next two months of nancy:
First panel, Nancy says something egotistical and self centered
Second panel, other character will make an observation remarking how she’s being egotistical and or self centered or will make a sarcastic remark pointing out she’s being a self centered egotist
Third panel, Nancy will say something that reaffirms her being self centered and egotistical

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

“Two months” is extremely optimistic

Oh but that’s only for the uh, Nancy wants to attempt to uh, create a breakfast cereal arc. The two months after that are much the same while Nancy attempts a new hobby arc

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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I’m glad retail is ending. It was terrible and repetitive and hopefully it’ll be replaced by something better, but most likely it won’t

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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riderchop posted:

someone needs to make this their av ASAP

I wish

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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EasyEW posted:

Sally Forth







Jesus just write a book

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Isn’t Luann Evans, whatever her name is Greg Evans' daughter who cowrites the strip, like a high school principal or something? How does she not understand how teenagers/young adults act?

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Hwurmp posted:

man it's just like Arlo and Janis!

except lame!

Arlo and Janis gently caress though

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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PetraCore posted:

Isn't this just what they did with Flyface's nephew, down to him having an attractive accomplice girlfriend?

Modern Dick Tracy is loving terrible

Also that Arlo and Janis doesn’t read like Arlo doubling down, but him trying to explain and justify him being so hard on Gene because raising a kid is probably difficult and you constantly have to adapt as the little terrors develop and there isn’t a universal guide to educating one

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Now where will I get my it’s barely September why are Christmas decorations going up already jokes or my retail is a thankless hateful job that I loathe with white hot intensity but due to economic downturn and a dearth of opportunities I can’t afford to not do it yuks or the always famous everyone is an idiot but me chuckles

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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College aged women wear big bows on their 60s go go dancer hair styles right?

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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You know what’s more disrupting than a couple comfortably sitting together in an affectionate way is a raging square tying her bloomers into a knot trying to get them to sit apart

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Again one visit to the vet and all your problems with that horrible dangerous violent aggressive hateful cat will be over

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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But why would you want to eat a moss pie made from dirt though

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Did the Mary Worth writer get burned super hard at an ldr because they keep coming back to that same well

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Just go to a hot topic or the internet circa 2003

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Lynn Johnston grew up abused so abuse is all she knows

You think she reads her reruns every morning over a lonely meal of boiled egg and spinach over the kitchen sink and realizes huh, this is why Andrew never calls

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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“I don’t like Tiff went partying instead of—“ what, hanging out with a horrible human being? Being judged by your dumbass? gently caress off, no way the Evanses are this much of dinguses

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Oh my god it’s a fictional character and it happened like a decade ago, do something else you fucker

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Reminder that this third baby coming up for Lynn is a complete fabrication of her autobiographical comic and was created to try to pressure her husband into having a third child
And of course Johnston couldn’t help herself into turning into a martyr over it

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Why does he need to clarify the pronunciation of Thor?

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Even when they’re not loving, Arlo and Janis is always about loving

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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I hate Adam, I hate his dull daughter and his even duller home life

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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So the Evanses wrote out a young African American cancer survivor activist because it was too hard to write for her instead keeping plain ordinary massively stupid Luann

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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AND Luann was jealous of the attention a cancer haver was receiving, holy poo poo

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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I nominate Sally Forth as the most poorly aging comic strip

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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riderchop posted:

have you read funky winkerbean

e: or dustin

I mean, relating to the current situation. A teenager wondering about her spring activities and a career woman about to start a new job are more relevant to this than boomer complaints 101

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Why...why did he bring an old timey alarm clock to a camping trip? Did he also bring a hat rack and polio?

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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I thought Jared and I were just good friends! Who could’ve known going on all those dates where we constantly found deeper connections between us could’ve lead to us developing feelings!

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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And here's some choice Bob Hope ones

https://www.cracked.com/blog/5-comics-from-when-sexual-assault-was-considered-hilarious/

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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What a monumental waste of Sunday funnies space

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Always remember the maxim: If you don't understand an Arlo and Janis, it's about loving.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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We get it, the old man is sick and miserably poor. Move on.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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Hostile V posted:

I look at this and every single emotion and thought this elicits is at least 90% uncut disgust and revulsion baked in there. This is just weird, creepy and obsessive behavior.

And the alopecia skeleton just sits there and takes it with adoration

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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kidcoelacanth posted:

ding ding ding

And if this was actually well written what’s his face would tell her to go screw since she was trying to have her cake and eat it too with the whole trying to pick the best option

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Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
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God even early Retail was nothing but hateful misery

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