Oh, wow, today's 9cl. It'll be hard to top that one today for awkward horniness.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2025 02:54 |
I could give it a pass if she said she was going to test out of her current classes which she took because they were really easy. It'd be a stretch, but it would be something.
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I hate McEldowny's comics more than Luann or Holbrooks comics. Luann is usually mundane and out of touch. But it doesn't revolve entirely around a creepy old man's fetishes. Holbrooks comics feel like a creepy old man's fetishes, but his comics also work as unintentional criticisms of modern-day capitalism and center-left politics. McEldowny's comics are usually mundane, out of touch, they revolve around his fetishes, and there's no way to read the comic as anything other than "what is Brooke getting off to this year?"
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Nice try, Holbrook, but your dumb plotlines can't outstupid McEldowny's horniness!
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So you're saying there will be a ghost pregnancy storyline?
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I feel like the latest 9CL has added layers of horrible implications depending on whether or not the couple is microphoned right now. And if stage managers and theater hands exist at that theater and in the wider comic universe.
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Magic boob milk hero show was a porno right?
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I know that you are telling the truth about it not being a porno or a satire. After all, 9CL is somehow a thing that is in newspapers. But I want you to be lying.
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Wild fires don't work the way Mark Trail seems to think they work. They don't spread from nothing to everything, then stop from growing long enough for people to just walk around the woods for hours with flames on both sides of a path.
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gently caress you Holbrook and McEldowny and whoever copypastes Intelligent Life. Especially intelligent life guy, stay at home doesn't mean don't take showers!
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Okay, I get that Rip Haywire doesn't have the strongest continuity, but I'm lost. How did Rip's dad figure out that someone was giving Jenkins info and that it was Breezy? And are we due for another continuity reboot where Rip goes with Cobra?
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Medenmath posted:Parker, what is this Biblical junk? I told you to get me woodcarvings of Spider-man! Fixed that for you!
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Cut to Pibgorn and the piano has been reborn as a piano/woman hybrid who is desperate to find a gay man to tune her strings and a thin guy to make her pregnant.
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Brooke has a daughter, he should know that new parents don't have the same active, social, sex filled lives in the month after birth. For fucks sake, the only consequence of a woman giving birth isn't bigger tits and an unplanned nap once a month!
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I suspect they didn't wash the mugs very often. If at all.
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I know blond guy isn't gay hulk. So who is he?
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Calling this long shot, Funky is being offed soon but without a press release for it this time.
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I'm probably paraphrasing the Something Positive comic wrong, but I remember the strips around PamJee amounting to "Hey, you've been looking for a kid for a while, we have a kid you guys can adopt but her health is pretty bad and things are going really rough for her and you'll only be provisionally granted custody so try not to gently caress up or we will take the baby from you."
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Kennel posted:Dustin I know that ad was a big deal a few months back, but if Ed won't cut back on salt to save his life what makes you think he'll exercise to save his marriage?
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Evil Mastermind posted:I think those are Edda's parents, of "they had sex under the table at a public restaurant but if you think it was actually sex you're actually the pervert, reader" fame. I thought that was the former nun and former priest.
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Julet Esqu posted:
Calling it now, adopting Shannon is Brad and Toni's compromise.
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I get the vibe that Eddas's parents behaved inappropriately towards her in a way that wouldn't result in a visit from CPS, but maybe it should have?
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Johnny Walker posted:I don't know what's going on with PCC. We haven't had a new one since February 9, and now there's two in a row, not on Sundays and without any drop panels but sized about the same as the Sunday ones, and they appear to be the same artist, but the two strips seem otherwise unconnected. It's strange. Randy Millholand was tapped to draw a few more, new Popeye comics. He was also the only one to tell jokes in his comics, so that might have a thing to do with it. Edit: https://twitter.com/choochoobear/status/1242596814882312198?s=19 Edit 2: Dude loves him some Popeye https://twitter.com/choochoobear/status/1217019659419078656?s=19 Fake edit 3: https://twitter.com/choochoobear/status/1167471175649366017?s=19 RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 20:36 on May 29, 2020 |
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The current storyline has Davan trying to dig up info on his namesake, a guy who was murdered as a part of his job drawing Tijuana Bibles. I'm looking forward to how this one works out.
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I mean, Ryan Renolds made a followup commercial about Peloton wife getting a divorce. Maybe Ryan will follow that commercial up with a comic where Ed get thins, thinks he can do better, gets divorced, and spirals into alcoholism because nobody can stand to be around him!
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Powered Descent posted:How Not to Compose a Comic Strip. I read it as Piss Genie wanting Amos to worship him
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https://twitter.com/PopeyeTweetsk/status/1269372205370167301?s=19
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I'm surprised Holbrook hasn't had someone be born a cyborg yet.
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Mikl posted:A finger on the monkey paw curls... Monkeys paw nothing, the only thing that will stop Holbrook from new combinations is death. He's like a one-man version of 1000 monkeys at 1000 typewriters.
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He was supposed to send Heloise wasn't he?
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Nice try, Zits, but Jeremy isn't nearly as much an rear end in a top hat as Ed.
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EasyEW posted:Asking anyone from 9CL to stop loving is like asking the bird to stop yelling AND THEN THEY hosed!. Fixed that for you.
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Rest in peace, Mr Bolle
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Strontium posted:Fort Knox Donald Trump's illegitimate son would make his papa proud.
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Mikl posted:Okay for once I'm on Dustin's dad's side here: gently caress off with your fat shaming. I'm inclined to give the doctor the benefit of the doubt and to assume he's given Ed all sorts of info about morbid obesity by now.
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All Eds are Bastards
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EasyEW posted:Rip Haywire I'm posting this thought a few days late, but I can't imagine Rip as voiced by anyone other than Jon Lovitz. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4foeo3oY-E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPBTE0wlZF4
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Strontium posted:Daddy Daze The cactus gag works, but cactus gag plus shirt gag is too much.
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BigglesSWE posted:If Tiffany’s dad would get a face reveal in such a mundane, non-twisty way, why was his face hidden for so long to begin with? If this were a Harry Chapin song, it would turn out that Les is Tiffany's brother. Her dad and Ann had hooked up years ago. Then a bad or sad thing would happen to Tiff or Les. Harry would telegraph the reveal in the chorus but nobody would pick up on it until the final stanza. Starts to hum "The Cat's in the Cradle"
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2025 02:54 |
Alhazred posted:Zelda Nice to see that Sterling turns out all right once he grows up and leaves Snug Harbor.
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