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Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

amigolupus posted:

'Be more positive and see the good instead of the bad' sure is some hypocritical bullshit from this boomer-rear end comic. Also I don't remember Dustin ever getting into get-rich-quick schemes so I'm not sure why that gets brought up.


In Dustin, just earning a livable wage upon hire is a "get rich quick" scheme and incredibly presumptuous.

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Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Selachian posted:


Retail And no, the Mystery of the Missing Stuart will not be resolved this week.



Wow, this might really be the end of Retail.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

rannum posted:

Retail becomes everyone is working at a new store, each with a brand new cast

Introducing: the Retail Cinematic Universe!

But Lunker gets a grim and gritty Netflix miniseries that won't appeal to a broader audience.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Discendo Vox posted:

Absolutely, more ballard street

Yes, please.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

TofuDiva posted:

Ballard Street



I've missed these idiots people from Ballard Street.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Evil Mastermind posted:





The second panel might be my favorite Petey moment ever.

Big same. It was my title for ages from.... dang, four threads back.



Kennel made it originally, I just snagged it. If anybody wants to share the joy of Cul de Sac (or just wants to confuse me by making me think I posted something I didn't) feel free to use it. Don't worry, there probably wont be any repercussions.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

StrixNebulosa posted:

I honestly don't want to see Retail in reruns. I want the cast to break free and move on and be done with the entire thing.

Yeah. If they can escape that hell it may give me some hope to one day do the same.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Calaveron posted:

Now where will I get my it’s barely September why are Christmas decorations going up already jokes or my retail is a thankless hateful job that I loathe with white hot intensity but due to economic downturn and a dearth of opportunities I can’t afford to not do it yuks or the always famous everyone is an idiot but me chuckles

Sir, Grumbels closed last week, this is a Dollar Admiral. We can't handle your complaints here.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Not in this thread there ain't.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

EBB posted:

Poor Moominmama, dragged along on this whole fiasco

Poor thing has been sporting three furrowed brows night constantly for the whole trip.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

I already have enough junk in my title, but I really love all the things the thread submitted. Especially-


-this one. But I know I'm a little biased.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

That Lewis and Clark one may very well be my most favorite Far Side comic of all.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Angular Cyrus posted:

They'll Do It Every Time 10/17/46


Hell yes! Is this the first instance of "The Urge" in the classic TDIET?

Some Guy TT posted:

That Urge to Kill gun is really calling to me.

Take these and go. Just don't do anything I wouldn't.





Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Medenmath posted:

Vintage Valiant (Jun. 26, 1938)



Thagnar doesn't have time for your transparent bullshit, Val.

Haha, I like this guy already.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Medenmath posted:

Vintage Valiant (Jul. 24, 1938)




Next week The Great Outdoor Sea Fight

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Medenmath posted:

Vintage Valiant (Oct. 02, 1938)



Aw yeah, the ol' Anonymous Tourney Entrant gambit! I love these!

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Alterian posted:

drat, Nancy Author was watching me during my faculty meeting yesterday.

How Wonderful! posted:

Sheesh, I mean, I was gonna say...

This is why you gotta spring for the anti-glare coating in these modern times.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

I am all for a story arc of the Phantom running naked through the woods as he hallucinates.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007


Wasn't Doc Holiday a dentist by trade?

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Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007


This arc had better periodically cut back to Walker, still wandering the hallucinogenic forest, naked and mumbling to himself.

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