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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

I'm getting 2020 off to the right start.

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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Hey Alhazred, where were you getting All Quiet on the Homefront? I thought it might be fun to try translating them. I can see the latest (from Dec 28) on Dagbladet.no, but not any others.

I gave it a shot. All Quiet on the Homefront (Intet nytt fra hjemmefronten) is a Norwegian comic by Therese G. Eide, which is about raising three kids in Norway so far as I can tell.

Safety Dance fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Jan 2, 2020

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Intet nytt fra hjemmefronten / Nothing New from the Homefront

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Vargo posted:


Curti... what the gently caress


Now I'm super invested in whatever Michelle gave Curtis. Spill the beans, Billingsley!

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Daddy Daze is far from the worst thing in this thread, even among comics that get posted ironically. It's maybe a little bland, but solidly okay.

Here, have some Norwegian slice-of-life. I wrote a script to scrape Dagbladet's CDN, and I wound up finding 39 of these. I just started a new job so I don't have a ton of time to translate. Maybe I'll get to one or two a week.

Intet Nytt fra Hjemmefronten / Nothing New from the Homefront

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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The_Other posted:

Sadly no, I was only able to find a few strips via various search engines after Allison took it down.

Once again, archive.org has it covered.

Bad Machinery: The Great Unboxing

https://web.archive.org/web/20180913152216/http://scarygoround.com/?date=20180409

Angular Cyrus posted:


Mopsy 8/22/42


Is that... lungs?

Safety Dance fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Jan 24, 2020

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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It's Saturday, so once again I'm back at it translating Intet Nytt fra Hjemmefronten. We rejoin our heroes discussing the influx of tourists in their town.


It looks like the author sometimes does these mini-arcs. I'll read ahead and translate the whole arc in the future.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Pastry of the Year posted:


Arlo and Janis Classic (July 24, 1998)



Did somebody say Girls and Sports?




edit: I translated a few more Intet Nytt fra Hjemmefronten comics:


I really liked the lettering in the last panel. It says "We learned nothing from that!"

Safety Dance fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Feb 22, 2020

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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JethroMcB posted:

"Fancy Coffee Drinks" AKA Frappuccinos, the Milkshake You Have With Breakfast

Also aren't these two a shitbag attorney and a radio host? How extravagant is their lifestyle that they can't be comfortable in retirement without pinching pennies (I know that the answer is "That LISTLESS MILLENNIAL DUSTIN SUCKS UP ALL THEIR MONEY")


Radio Host is worth just about negative money nowadays. She's not raking in any significant amount of dough. $7 in coffee is two espresso drinks, maybe less if he's in a city and not going to Starbucks. It's a needless expense, but it's not the ridiculous extravagance you're making it out to be.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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You're not the only one. I just caught up on the thread; I might spend :10bux: to figure out how to tag myself.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

It's only $5 if you buy it for yourself I think? Either way looks like you are sorted.

:shobon:

Ah, but there's no :5bux: smiley. Thanks to everyone who made these tags possible, they're great! I bumped up my donation to keep this weird relic of a forum alive.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Cowslips Warren posted:

I think I read every Bad Machinery posted and only remember the selkie story. It was drat impressive and I think the next one posted I must have missed a few, because I remember it was about time travel and it just kinda went nowhere and without the coolness of the selkie story. Fun art but I seriously cannot remember what any of the stories were other than that one.

Bad Machinery's like that. It slips out of your brain, but leaves a pleasant aftertaste.

The time travel story is kinda contrived, but my favorite line was "Keith is a mad name!"

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Cheeky!

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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When I was downloading all the Intet Nytt fra Hjemmefrontens, I had luck writing a program that just blindly guesses what the files might be called on the Dagbladet.no CDN. I could try doing the same thing for another comic if someone wanted.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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This is amazing work

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Quick, let's all write in to Ripley's about our weird fetishes!

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Some Guy TT posted:

Cheer Up Boss Dharma


I'm curious, what does he mean "The gas is tidied up"?

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Does SA still have a rule about hotlinking images?

e. god, the the 14-year-old forum rules are really showing their age.

Safety Dance fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Apr 8, 2020

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Some Guy TT posted:

My lack of retail experience is showing since it's not really clear to me why Coop would prefer to use the customer parking lot rather than the employee parking lot.

In a big shopping mall, the employee parking lot is guaranteed to be the farthest possible parking area away from the mall's entrance.

Back when I worked at Fry's electronics, the employee parking was around the side of the building, and our Loss Prevention person said it had the most cameras watching it so our cars were safer. It was still a little bit of a hike in the summer heat, but nowhere near as bad as a huge mall parking lot.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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All you have to do is turn the period into a comma. "..., so the paramedics had to carry him out." becomes a subordinate clause, and everything works. I wouldn't mark off for that.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Johnny Walker posted:


Andertoons



That's cute.


They do make good WiFi

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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catlord posted:

Though it sounds like you can pin one down with a heavy enough object.

That's just the ne'er-do-well brother

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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I have some friends who had a similar complaint recently -- they thought Midtown Manhattan would be a great place to isolate themselves because of the many different delivery services and 24 hour restaurants, but now that the restaurants are closing and the delivery services are all booked up they're lamenting their hubris.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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catlord posted:

I've actually wanted to try kefir, but I've never been able to find where to get it.

It's good. It's kinda like thin plain yogurt I guess. Refreshing when served cold. If you have a schawarma place near you, they might know where to get some.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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BigglesSWE posted:

I wonder how that'll go down with all the boomers who read Family Circus, because let's face(mask) it; apart from us, it's only boomers who cares about these goddamn kids.

A couple people on ComicsKingdom commented on the masks in a "oh, I guess he's drawing that now" kind of way.

but

what

the

gently caress

is this

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Transmodiar posted:

This art style is so offputting - what's with the chipmunk overbite?


I like the new art style. It's not cloying like the old style.

I do kind of miss the periodic reminders to "stay tooned" though.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Critically, this is also not how landmines work. They explode when stepped on; they don't wait patiently while someone tries to defuse them.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Weembles posted:

There is, isn't there? The sad sack with the service dog.

That's the same guy, Wally. He has a traumatic brain injury.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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EasyEW posted:

Crankshaft




I feel extremely called out by this

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze oh god shut up.



I looked up Dr. Raj to try to see who this Carl Sagan looking guy was, but it's no use.

Additionally:

Safety Dance fucked around with this message at 22:11 on May 26, 2020

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Love it.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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I actually don't mind this one. They're acknowledging that domestic perfection isn't all that important. At least Ed is capable of not nitpicking *something* to death.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Bear in mind FOOB was originally drawn 30 years ago, and in Canada. My breastfeeding friends are much more open about it in their homes or even in, like, apartment building public spaces.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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I think I've seen, like, a maximum of two Oh, Baby! comics in my life. Are there more? How deep does the madness go?

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Der Shovel posted:

Have a couple of Fingerporis, won't you?





Maybe someone who can read musical notation better can weigh in here, but that note isn't anything close to F, is it?
I think she either played an E or a G, depending on whether that's a bass or treble clef.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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Bobulus posted:

I don't remember what the trapeze guy's job is.

I think he drives the bus?

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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That's why there's a transgender pride flag behind the last panel, yes.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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You can take out the words "Comic Strip Thread" and the meaning of the title will be preserved

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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LazyQ posted:

Mämmilä



What's the story with the postwoman's uniform? I tried to find pictures of Finnish postal workers from the 50s - 70s, but they were all wearing regular uniform-y clothes.

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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

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There's a little mark in the first panel that I spent about a minute trying to clean off my screen.

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