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Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Surgeon's Tales is 50% of the reason I follow this thread.

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Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Ghostlight posted:

Nekonaughey



I Am In This Post And I Don't Like It

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Hostile V posted:

I know it might, like, be a bit of an unwanted paradigm shift and would maybe prove controversial down the line over time, but what if everyone in Luanne just exploded? Not metaphorically, literally exploded.

I'd be more interested in reading it for sure.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Is it too late to ask Feuti to end the strip on a shot of Stewart's lifeless eyes and bullet-ridden corpse after one of the cast snaps and fulfills the American Dream?

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Tiggum posted:

Is this Crimestoppers Textbook designed for people who live in Mad Max's world?

Actually, the more I think about it the less sense it makes. Not only is there the insane paranoia, there's also the fact that you're relying on a passer-by to make a phone call for you when there's about zero chance you don't have a mobile phone yourself. And why are you asking them to call the police?

It's for people who are very old and very, very white.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


This is internet the equivalent of a man attempting a citizen's arrest on a child on a schoolbus for sticking his tongue out at him and then escalating to a civil suit for defamation.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Bit off-topic, but have Holbrook and Ken Penders even been seen in the same room together? Because I've been reading a breakdown of his Sonic comics and they have very similar ways of loving up metaphors (And they're both insane furries).

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Ghostlight posted:

Classic Cat 3-7-17



Shut up you don't have a job just like Garfield

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Well this is an election year.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


StrixNebulosa posted:

Yeah, the art is... both of those dudes are clean, well-groomed, and wearing average clothes. Which is what you get at a bar! Is there an invisible swastika tattooed on their foreheads? What about them makes them so repellent to women?

They're not dressed like they're in American Psycho and therefore obviously poor. This repels women because they are all gold-digging whores.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Gloomy Rube posted:

WHY ARE THE MAGIC PLAYERS USING D20s? :psyduck:

I mean, life counters, sure, but there's -3-, and the one person seems to be marking their life with a notepad.

And the D&D group only had d6s, what the heck. Edit: And a deck of cards too.

I am overly upset about this!

The boomer owner thinks all RPGs are D&D and all CCGs are Magic.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Calaveron posted:

Again one visit to the vet and all your problems with that horrible dangerous violent aggressive hateful cat will be over

And why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Tag please.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Tag is lit.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Maybe he shouldn't have dared to draw a negro.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Either that or the Eurovision Song Contest

"Lots of darkness and then finally... hallelujah."

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009



How embarrassing!

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009



Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Steward makes the most sense. I'd go with seneschal for "hofmästare"

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


It reminds me of a bit from Teen Girl Squad so I'm okay with it.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Selachian posted:

Get Fuzzy 3/26/00



This was one my childhood faves, still is.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


I had forgotten that Val just loving cuts a guy's head off on the comics page but I am so happy to remember.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Gender reveal parties are one of the times I think people who talk about "The Straights" have a point.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Seems like the spiteful Confederate version of Montgomery Meigs turning Robert E. Lee's mansion into Arlington National Cemetary.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


There was also The Last Starfighter self-insert plotline...

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Vargo posted:

There's zero chance this would be an issue, which Batiuk would know if he didn't have a steadfast refusal to research anything he wrote about.

He doesn't care, The Passion of the Les is more important.

"Forgive them cancer, they know not what they do."

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


fondue posted:


That's gotta be bigger than ten feet ...

The statue is, the pole isn't.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Doll House Ghost posted:

And everyone in this comic is permanently horny, I don't understand why Edda feels the need to sex herself up. She could be a sentient sack of potatoes in a dark room and Amos would probably try to get it on.

McEldowney hasn't been laid since the Iran Hostage Crisis.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Selachian posted:

Stephen Collins



Anyone else get the feeling Collins' kids are making him a bit squirrely?

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


I should probably actually read most of Bad Machinery this time around.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


My Lovely Horse posted:

This is another thing that's poo poo about Dustin: it regularly comes up with decent gags, but it always frames them as a completely idiotic thing to say with those strained reactions. Like making jokes is somehow beneath the creators.

When it's Ed in Blackface, that's just a kidney stone passing or an ulcer rupturing.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Tambaloneus posted:

What in the actual gently caress was the point of having them have kids? Has it made any actual noticeable difference to this dross at all? I've written lazy erotica that was less thirsty than this stupid poo poo. The ONLY good thing I can say about it, is that he's clearly never had children which is only a relief given he seems like a pervert.

IIRC he has a daughter.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Isn't some of Batiuk's Hollywood hateboner because he tried to option Funky Winkerbean as a cartoon ala For Better For Worse and failed?

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Is there anything filmable about Lisa's Story, though? That episode of ATHF where Frylock got Melanoma and Andrew WK showed up was more suitable.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


How Wonderful! posted:

I mean there's various mix-ups, stuff with Holly Budd, she testifies to Congress, you could frame it between her first cancer scare and then her death and the activist work she did in between (the plot about the lady getting fired for being disabled, etc.). I don't know if it sounds like a great movie but certainly stuff happens in the comics collected and published as Lisa's Story that aren't Les Moore just staring at the wall.

I hate to say it but maybe somebody should post Lisa's Story.

See I never knew about any of that because all Batiuk ever does is build bigger and bigger crosses for Les.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009



What the gently caress am I looking at.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009



I meant what is happening to everything to the right of him.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009



How should we lead in to this tidbit about a horrible natural disaster? Fart pun!

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


BigDave posted:

Right?! Holy poo poo whatever health care network manages that oncology office and x-ray lab is gonna get sued so hard they'll be paying out settlements to Lisa's great grandkids.

Is there anything Batiuk understands or at least understood at one point?

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Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


This is just that one Nichijou episode now.

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