Comic Strips 2020: Sumpin Arful

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StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

"i know, i'll own vargo by depicting him as a badass adventure man who does all of that with a robot leg that he lies about because yeti > juvenile diabetes. oh, and now he's killed off because the yeti got him."

god how do I get into Mark Trail, I want to see what he'd do to me

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 20:32

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# ¿ Feb 7, 2025 22:09

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Strontium posted:

Take It From the Tinkersons

This works kinda as a joke, but man. Tink dad, dogs are easy to understand: has she been fed? No? Go feed her. Has she been out recently? No? Go walk her. Are her needs met? Then she wants to play, get up and throw a toy for her.

And if somehow that simple flowchart doesn't work, then it probably means there's something weird in the house and she'll take you to the trouble spot - my dog will let me know if there's a mouse in the kitchen, or if there's something suspicious outside. I guarantee that if he had free access to the outdoors he would get me if Timmy got stuck in the well, he's good at going "something is weird MOM COME HELP"

# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 11:50

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

not gonna lie, if I were actually into wild internet star Vargo and his travel diaries on youtube and twitter, if he died mysteriously in the mountains I would assume yeti and demand investigation. Dr Vargo wouldn't be forgotten because "fame is fleeting" that's not how the internet works when something weird happens

# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 22:14

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Manuel Calavera posted:

Foob

"but he still has to take orders" what the gently caress, how is that a healthy way of putting it

# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 11:57

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Double Calvin n' Hobbes, and now no Garfield. I want a new paper!

# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 19:44

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

I honestly don't want to see Retail in reruns. I want the cast to break free and move on and be done with the entire thing.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2020 01:11

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Weird Heathcliff

# ¿ Feb 25, 2020 18:13

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Bogor doesn't work for me, and some of these jokes are very bad, but it's still better than Fort loving Knox so it can stay. Just keep posting Nekonaughey.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2020 04:05

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Kennel posted:

Dustin

- That is way too much money on coffee, and as I understand it Ed has a heart condition so yeah probably cut back on those
- Not unreasonable, getting the most use out of a car makes more sense
- Given that there are infinite movies available through the library and on netflix, it's not unreasonable to cut going to the movies out of your life. Dinners out are expensive too, but I'm okay with keeping those in because they're fun for the family. Just be reasonable.

That said also yep Ed's wife knows he'll complain about cutting back constantly, because he's stupid. Just cut back on reasonable things, don't make a huge deal out of it, and enjoy the extra cash.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2020 20:45

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Farside! Farside! Farside!

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 00:22

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Nancy: why is that librarian being an rear end in a top hat

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 12:15

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Kennel posted:

ALAB

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 12:24

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

My parents brought me their newspaper today and asked me to explain a comic to them. Thinking it would maybe be Zits or something, I said sure. I was soon left just as baffled as they were. Perhaps you kind folks can figure it out for me? The gocomics commenters are just as baffled as we are.

Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 28, 2020

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 12:26

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Johnny Walker posted:

This will be studied in the halls of macadamia for years to come.

groan

i'm gonna tell that one to my folks thanks

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 18:03

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Yeah, the art is... both of those dudes are clean, well-groomed, and wearing average clothes. Which is what you get at a bar! Is there an invisible swastika tattooed on their foreheads? What about them makes them so repellent to women?

# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 12:44

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

a) I feel that Arlo n' Janis in my very bones. I might go back to bed today.

b) look at that Garfield! So much variety in panel layout, the art, the colors.... you get the little detail of the happy salesman, as well as the varied Garfield poses. The gag is okay but the art really elevates it.

# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 14:34

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Holy cow I didn't realize Prince Val was so hardcore

# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 01:21

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/nellucnhoj/status/1180150591353491457?s=19

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 03:05

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

ask me about being a left-handed elementary student who had to learn cursive

the good news is that it was after they stopped forcing lefties to swap

the bad news is that I got so much pencil dust on my hands because you're basically dragging your hand over it as you write it

# ¿ Mar 4, 2020 18:46

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

What are you guys talking about, no one's posting retail.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2020 02:02

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

dear god that boondocks is uh, didn't age well

# ¿ Mar 7, 2020 23:50

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

PetraCore posted:

I... admit I'm not particularly fond of Curtis, but it's a perfectly fine comic and any passionate negative reaction is baffling. The fact that people would get so racist over it is stunning.

Never underestimate how racist people can be. There is always more and it is always worse.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2020 23:03

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

I'm hollering at that Mark Trail, what a magical disaster, look at that face

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 14:30

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Mark Trail: holy poo poo Jam is showing us his artistic skills

# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 15:04

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/CartaMonir/status/1237801750083579904

# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 18:13

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

That One Big Happy is really revealing, huh. "get a job" indeed

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 14:16

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

how is it embarrassing to spell out the entirety of a website's address

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 12:07

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

god drat how is far side so good?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 17:19

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Kennel posted:

hollering

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 01:28

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

That Sunday calvin n' hobbes is a great depiction of adhd, imho

# ¿ Mar 15, 2020 15:20

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

I don't want to look at Mark Trail anymore.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2020 17:29

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Fast track: deathany kisses her boss' rear end so much she barges into a conversation to compliment her. Even though her only character trait is "abusive boss"

# ¿ Mar 20, 2020 03:11

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Thanks for the clarification Pastry. That said I cannot imagine Arlo ever being an rear end in a top hat in like.... any capacity. He's just an all-around good dude who loves his wife and has an ongoing midlife crisis about not being a sailor.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2020 14:05

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Tiggum posted:

What is he even trying to say here? Millennials don't keep spare keys? Millennials don't know how locks work? Millennials never leave the house so they don't need to get back in? I can tell I'm being insulted, but I'm not so much offended as just very confused?

Millennials somehow don't know that you store a key under your doormat? Which is dumb because that generation is very plugged in and would know of that cliche.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2020 14:32

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Kennel posted:

Is there deep lore behind the green shirt dudes? I know that they are antagonists, but why? Who are they?

The green ship guys are the other pirates, and they have to fight. They fight over stupid reasons, including treasure, parking spots, etc. Sometimes they call truce, or do other kinds of fighting. Currently the main pirates have a cat because green pirate guy developed allergies. There is no deep lore, nor does the cartoonist ever explain himself.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2020 18:51

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

I'm torturing myself while in quarantine by reading some old foobs and holy poo poo, the child abuse is...

- she told a kid to do something, but didn't give him instructions
- so he does it like a kid would
- and holy poo poo

# ¿ Mar 21, 2020 19:56

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

More absolutely amazing parenting, no abuse going on here, nosiree:

e: also I'll stop here, I'm just... why was this comic allowed to run? why is it still running?

# ¿ Mar 21, 2020 23:31

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

How Wonderful! posted:

I tried to explain Kevin & Kell to my wife today and eventually just gave up and said it was Beastars for perverts and 90 year olds.

That is so rude to Beastars

# ¿ Mar 23, 2020 01:54

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

That's the best Monty I've ever seen

# ¿ Mar 26, 2020 18:40

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# ¿ Feb 7, 2025 22:09

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

I watched Dawn of the Dead yesterday and these Calvin strips are making me smile extra hard :kimchi:

# ¿ Mar 27, 2020 13:49

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