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Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Angular Cyrus posted:

They'll Do It Every Time 8/31/46


I don't know how this only just occurred to me but isn't this entire strip precisely old timey helldumping?

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Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

amigolupus posted:

I asked someone I knew if the gifs from the Moomin show that had the family make fun of cops or always be ready to throw down was part of their character. They said it was just an exaggeration, but no, the Moomins really are that hardcore and firmly believe in ACAB. :allears:
I seem to recall from one of the books that Snufkin's greatest enemy - the one person in the world he actually didn't like - was a park warden, because he forced people to obey various obtuse rules written on signs.
...which is a little funnier in retrospect now that I know about the freeman-on-the-land movement. But then again, Snufkin was never that gullible.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012


The first The Thing remake was black and white grayscale?

Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Jul 24, 2022

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

I will take a tag if that's possible, thank you.

plainswalker75 posted:

Huh, interesting; I don't think I've ever come across that stereotype before.
I never saw a pencil seller but there was a long-term guy in Toronto we saw regularly who sold pens. He died fairly recently.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012


For the record, one of the bits of generic 'things you can do to reduce your odds of being attacked by a shark*' advice is not swimming with your dog. Doggy paddling is erratic and splashy and can make them want to investigate further.
Presumably if you're erratic and splashy enough yourself you can just dive right in who cares.

*a vanishingly rare scenario, sure, but it doesn't hurt

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Medenmath posted:

Click here to see that second image unspoilered. I have no idea why Foster decided to be so blunt.

Looks spiked to me.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

I'm a colossal idiot and thought you'd spoiled the 'whip mace' postage stamp on that last strip.
That's probably what it says on his badge, honestly.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Medenmath posted:

Here's my quick effort to edit out the stuff at the bottom:


And here's a big scan if you want to try to clean it up yourself.

I cannot stop thinking about how second Hun from the top right is four fingers away from being the earliest rocker in history.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

BigDave posted:

Did anyone miss Heart of the City?

Well I'm posting it anyway!
Sure go for it. I'm genuinely interested to see how it goes.

Some Guy TT posted:

I was kind of intrigued at first because I interpreted the prospector line as mundane and functional, like this was going to be Planetes but for space miners. Not sure why I would make an assumption like that, since the tone of all the fake comics in Funky is just generic pulpy trash.
I misread 'claim' as 'clam' and was pretty surprised that made it past the editors for a good two seconds.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Pastry of the Year posted:

Garfield Classic (October 23, 1988)



Life imitates art.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Angular Cyrus posted:

Mopsy 1/4/43

Absolute filth. 10/10.

Darthemed posted:

Captions got mixed up here, I think.
Not just mixed up - that caption isn't from ANY of the Far Sides posted today. It's some sort of abducted punchline.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Vargo posted:

Wallace

Darwin eventually came to disagree with you, Wallace. But then again, he had to go and turn them into work.

quote:

By 1846, Darwin had married, started raising a family, and taken up residence in the house he’d call “home” for four decades. He proceeded to spend the next eight years on what became a barnacle project of epic proportions. Day after day, Darwin would toil away in his study, dissecting and classifying his subjects. Soon, the room was overflowing with box upon box of barnacle specimens from all over the globe, delivered to his door by mail. As one might expect, this was hard, monotonous work. “I hate a barnacle as no man ever did before,” Darwin vented, “not even a Sailor in a slow-moving ship.”

quote:

So, how did all this affect his private life? Well, a weaker marriage might’ve been sorely tested by the stockpiling of lord knows how many barnacles inside the house. But Darwin’s wife and children quickly got used to being around scores of dead crustaceans. Case in point, while visiting a friend’s home, Darwin’s son George was shocked to learn that the boy’s father didn’t have a study. Bewildered, he asked, “But where does he do his barnacles?

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

sweeperbravo posted:

seriously whats up with the raptor pose
Fun fact by the way: it's anatomically impossible for theropods to actually hold their arms like that - their wrists are fixed in place and unable to pronate, making it look like (when correctly posed) they're eternally about to clash a pair of cymbals together.
Or, as David Hone might put it: theropods are clappers, not slappers.
also,

Kennel posted:

These are really stupid and I like them.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

It really was like catnip for a kid brain, wasn't it? There'd be like, three things a book you'd see a full storyline of and go 'oh man i could do that.' Build a transmogrifier. Do some time travel photography. Plan an expedition to Mars.
Wallace the Brave is probably the currently-running strip that most closely reminds me of that kind of insane period of early life where everything around you is unknown and interesting and full of potential, but I can't read it when I'm six, so Calvin and Hobbes is always going to have that special place.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

That bear is not enjoying whatever that dog stinks of. Or it managed to catch James Allen's tweet just before he deleted it.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

FrumpleOrz posted:

Kevin & Kell


quote:

Ella Cinders

What kind of monster would think knowing your onions is bad?

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Vargo posted:

This is the only cool thing Lynn has ever done.

Mind you, if I recall correctly the IRL inspiration for Farley was put down* shortly after Lynn had her first kid because tiny infants and sheepdogs aren't necessarily the best fit, so if you're deeply uncharitable you could read it as another rewriting of her life to make it more picturesque and also make her kids more directly responsible for something unfortunate happening.

*correction two posts down.

Drakyn fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Jul 21, 2020

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Vargo posted:

I.... I did not know this. Point retracted.
Good news, I hunted around and it's at least half-bullshit due to my shoddy memory.

quote:

Unfortunately, when Aaron arrived, Farley didn't really take to the new family member (in this picture, you see him barrelling past Aaron in his jumper). Eventually, Lynn was forced to find Farley a new home; he moved to a farm and lived out his days there.

Lynn says "I always say that I flipped a coin and the dog lost. It sure was hard to see him in the back of their station wagon, staring at me as they drove away".

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Selachian posted:

Bonus letter to the editor!


If anyone skipped this because it wasn't a comic all I can say is give it a long hard :stare:

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Haifisch posted:

2017 Spiderman

I'd say this perfectly sums up newspaper spider-man but honestly pretty much every strip does that. The lack of an exclamation mark in the third panel really sells it - nobody is surprised by these events. Everyone expected this.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Haifisch posted:

2017 Spiderman

I'm far too sophisticated to let this pass by without insight.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Kennel posted:

Winking Throwbacks to Retro Sexism.


Speaking of which, can someone, who gets through the paywall, post the WaPo article?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/comic-riffs/wp/2016/10/05/how-a-usda-worker-became-an-action-adventure-comic-character/

quote:

How a USDA worker became an action-adventure comic character
“Mark Trail,” by James Allen. (courtesy of King Features 2016)

By
Michael Cavna
Writer/critic
Oct. 5, 2016 at 12:45 p.m. EDT
IF YOU’RE a regular reader of The Washington Post funnies, you might have recently wondered: Just how does a humble federal worker in Washington end up as a rugged explorer in a widely syndicated comic strip?

Well, from a simple call about a forest fire, the creative sparks flew.

James Allen is the newest cartoonist behind “Mark Trail,” the King Features adventure-soap strip whose title character has been battling wilderness scofflaws for seven decades. And last year, as research for a new comic narrative, he needed some official information.

“I wanted to know what department would respond to a forest fire on a government-owned forest area and what specific vehicles would be used,” Allen recounted to The Post’s Comic Riffs. “It was suggested I call the USDA.”

Allen was put in touch with Abbey Powell, public affairs specialist with the Department of Agriculture’s Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service. She answered his questions, and they got to talking, as one does, about invasive pests.

“We got off the phone, and I began to formulate an idea,” Allen, based in Florida, recalled. “Originally, I was going to have two careless campers leave their campfire unattended, causing a forest fire. The more I thought about it: Why not throw in an invasive species? One highly destructive to trees, and a weakened tree falls on the unattended campfire?”

“Mark Trail,” by James Allen.
“Mark Trail,” by James Allen. (courtesy of King Features 2015)
Allen called Powell back, and the conversation led to two narrative decisions:

First, the invasive “villain” would be the emerald ash borer, a pesky beetle that treats firewood like luggage. And second, Powell herself would assume cartoon form.

“We were just talking and we hit it off, and I was enthusiastic about it,” Powell recounted during a conversation in downtown Washington. “He said: ‘Do you just want to be in the comic strip and deliver these messages yourself?’ I said: ‘Cool!’ ”

” ‘Mark Trail,’ since 1946, has been talking about the woods and wildlife and the water — that is its legacy,” said Powell, noting that such a focus readily dovetails with the USDA’s Hungry Pest Campaign, which works to inform the public about invasive species. (“Mark Trail” has included public service announcements in the past, dating back to Allen’s predecessor on the comic, Jack Elrod.)

And so, last year, the federal worker made her debut as Agent Powell in “Mark Trail,” during a run timed to Emerald Ash Borer (EAB) Awareness Week. Now, Powell is making a return trip to the land of “Mark Trail,” as the strip stumbles upon a new pest.

“Mark Trail,” by James Allen.
“Mark Trail,” by James Allen. (courtesy of King Features 2016)
“It is the red imported fire ant, which is awful,” Powell said with characteristic enthusiasm. “They bite, and they destroy everything in their path.”

During the multiweek run last year, Agent Powell was a hit with readers, said Allen, as many Googled “Abbey Powell” to see the real person.

“I knew then that she’d be back,” Allen said, and he plans to include her regularly.

Allen says he has not met Powell face to face but hopes to someday. To draw her, he looked at a photo of her and created a “Mark Trail-ized” likeness of her face. “I gave her personality a couple of quirks,” Allen says. “[The character] says “Oh, no!” a lot and, in stressful situations, she refers to herself in third-person.” Allen has even put her in a bikini in a couple of scenes, per the strip’s tradition of winking throwbacks to retro sexism.

The real-life Powell never discussed with Allen how she would be depicted in the strip. “I guess,” the cartoonist said, “she trusted me.”

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD



"Oh, they die, Sarah. All of them. Carnivorous Jesus breaks the news to them personally and they rejoice at it, for they are in a better place than this dreary and tarnished realm of the living now that their tawdry bodies have been discarded. Except for Susan, who had the gall to think fondly of material things less fine than heaven, and so remains behind with her siblings' corpses. The slut. LET THIS ALL BE A LESSON TO YOU."

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

readingatwork posted:

Calvin and Hobbes (Jan 6-7, 1988)


'Eleventeen' has stuck with me all my life. It's so airily plausible-feeling.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

StrixNebulosa posted:

I'm actually shocked to find out that these are meant to be mocking/derogatory because like, all of them so far (two, but yeah) have been "hell yeah!!! go for it!" so they missed their mark by a mile
Kate Beaton noted this a good 'while back, specifically in the context of reckless velocipedestriennes.

Kate Beaton posted:

Happy New Year everyone!

Just playing around with drawing pictures.

The greatest thing about the invention of the bicycle and ladies starting to ride them is: everything. The clothes! The bikes! The attitude! But perhaps especially: the scads of satirical cartoons made at the time that were supposed to make women look shocking and inappropriate but just makes them look super stylish and badass instead. I just can't get over the cigarette in the cartoon I used though, and the splayed legs as she rumbles willy-nilly down the street. God, is there anything better than cartoons?

Incidentally, 'velocipedestrienne,' not a word I made up. You're looking for page 89 of this very informative contemporary read. I enjoyed the chapter very much. You would not believe how many words they manage to birth out of the word 'velocipede' in that book. If you notice the date you'll see that I stuck a phonograph in the cartoon about ten years too early and well that is just because I can do what I like around here.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Selachian posted:

Edge of Onomatopoeia



I'm
warning
you!
:hmmyes:

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Kennel posted:

Surgeon's Tales Book 3 Part 2

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

readingatwork posted:


Calvin and Hobbes (Feb 15-16, 1988)




Not that I'm complaining over seeing these particular strips twice, but you posted them yesterday.
As a kid I never understood Calvin's panic here; who WOULDN'T want to be stuck as something that wasn't a boring ol' bipedal ape? Then again, I also never really fully comprehended the daily chore that would be swallowing mice whole and then coughing them up as a tiny compressed ball of hair and bones.

quote:

(Sep 1, 2020)



Personally I'd read the hell out of that.
Same. Now I want to see the poster for when he switches to the car in the last book.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

i know you’re joking, but luann guy did an abstinence comic back in the day that i can’t be assed to find. it explains a lot about the whole comic and its attitudes about sex and, well, anything fun
Googling around for anything related to something this entertainingly batshit produced a lead: a paywall'd article in a database about Greg Evans making a series of pamphlets called 'The Luann Health Series', which was enough of a hint to find some titles documented in the listings of the comic collection of the Michigan State University libraries.

quote:

The Luann Health Series.
Alcohol : No Thanks / illustrated by Greg Evans. -- Santa
Cruz, Calif. : Journeyworks Publishing, 1997. -- 1 folded
sheet (6 p.) : ill. ; 22 x 28 cm., folded to 22 x 10 cm. --
(The Luann Health Series) -- Educational pamphlet about
alcoholic drinks, in comic art style. -- Call no.:
PN6728.25.J63A4 1997
-----------------------------------------------------
The Luann Health Series.
Babies : Not Me, Not Yet / illustrated by Greg Evans. --
[...]-- Educational pamphlet
about teen parenthood, in comic art style. -- Call no.:
PN6728.25.J63B3 1997
-----------------------------------------------------
The Luann Health Series.
Drugs : Seven Good Ways to Say No / illustrated by Greg
Evans. -- [...] -- Educational
pamphlet about drug abuse, in comic art style. -- Call no.:
PN6728.25.J63D7 1997
-----------------------------------------------------
The Luann Health Series.
Eat Smart : Nutrition Made Easy / illustrated by Greg
Evans. -- [...] -- Educational
pamphlet about nutritional requirements, in comic art
style. -- Call no.: PN6728.25.J63E3 1997
-----------------------------------------------------
The Luann Health Series.
Exercise : It's Easier than you Think / illustrated by Greg
Evans. -- [...] -- Educational
pamphlet about exercise, in comic art style. -- Call no.:
PN6728.25.J63E9 1997
-----------------------------------------------------
The Luann Health Series.
HIV : Get the Facts / illustrated by Greg Evans. -- [...] -- Educational pamphlet about HIV
infections, in comic art style. -- Call no.:
PN6728.25.J63H2 1997
-----------------------------------------------------
The Luann Health Series.
STD : Don't Risk It. -- [...]
Educational pamphlet in comic art style about sexually
transmitted diseases, with art signed: Greg. -- "HD0132P.
-- Call no.: PN6728.25.J63S2 1997
-----------------------------------------------------
The Luann Health Series.
Sex : Choosing to Wait / illustrated by Greg Evans. --
[...] -- Educational pamphlet
about sexual abstinence, in comic art style. -- Call no.:
PN6728.25.J63S38 1997

-----------------------------------------------------
The Luann Health Series.
Sexual Harassment : It's No Joke / illustrated by Greg
Evans. -- [...] -- (The Luann Health Series) -- Educational
pamphlet about sexual harassment, in comic art style. --
Call no.: PN6728.25.J63S4 1997
-----------------------------------------------------
The Luann Health Series.
Sexual Pressure : How To Say No / illustrated by Greg
Evans. -- [...] -- Educational
pamphlet about sexual abstinence, in comic art style. --
Call no.: PN6728.25.J63S43 1997
-----------------------------------------------------
The Luann Health Series.
Tobacco : Don't be Fooled / illustrated by Greg Evans. --
[...] -- Educational pamphlet
about smoking, in comic art style. -- Call no.:
PN6728.25.J63T6 1997
There's our boy!
Sadly, details on its contents aren't as forthcoming. Someone's uploaded one of its cousins on quora though.





Less comprehensively, Journeyworks Publishing has a PR .pdf for Luann's Adventures in Health! still located somewhere on their website.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

goatface posted:

So who's going to email the library and ask if they have scans for fair use review and critique?
I call not it. :v: But if someone does take up the torch, the Special Collections listing for the comic collection says:

quote:

The Comic Art Collection holds over 300,000 items. Most of these items are American comic books, but also included are over 1,000 books of collected newspaper comic strips, over 50,000 international comic books, and several thousand books and periodicals about comics. The international comics are especially strong in the areas of European, Latin American, and Asian comics.

The collection contains comics published as early as the 1840s up to the present day. Although some archival materials are held, the focus of the collection is on published work in an effort to present a complete picture of what the American comics readership has seen, especially since the middle of the 20th century.

A collection of this size and scope would not be possible without donations from our generous supporters over the years. Though we do purchase some comics, the majority of our collection was acquired through gift-in-kind donations.

Stephen O. Murray and Keelung Hong Special Collections is home to the largest and most comprehensive collection of comic books in the world, but our work doesn’t end with collecting. We are also committed to maintaining organization of this massive collection and preserving it for many years to come so that is remains accessible for research. The comics are searchable through the library’s online catalog, and they are stored in an environmentally-controlled location in state-of-the-art mylar sleeves for protection.

Everyone is welcome to visit the Special Collections Reading Room to research and enjoy the comics during open hours.

For more information, please contact Randall Scott, Comic Art Bibliographer.
Furthermore, the Comic Art Collection home page lists an email of comics@msu.edu so you can feel free to pick your poison.
If someone does think this is worth trying and does it, probably best to tell the thread so poor Randall doesn't get swamped by 20 separate requests demanding he turn over his Luann pamphlets at once.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012




Johnny Walker posted:

I found some on the Wayback Machine. They're not terribly interesting, really.




Starting to feel like I helped unearth something that should not be here. I grew up reading old Archie comics from the mid-'80s and this is the squarest thing I've ever seen.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

MariusLecter posted:

The person kissing a mouse on the mouth or the 25 years old thing?
Door number three:

FrumpleOrz posted:

On The Fastrack

I somehow missed this one too, had to look back twice to find it.

Slammy posted:

Is Hagar planning to use Hamlet as giant bait for a giant halibut?
I think hope he's just attaching the rope for safety reasons, on account of the giant halibut.
But I mean hey, if life hands you the chance to use your kid as bait for a giant halibut....

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Pastry of the Year posted:

Garfield Classic (January 21, 1989)


"I won't drink anything that's been in my mouth, John. Fish gently caress in it."

Professor Wayne posted:

What the hell? He's not actually married to Betty Boop... WHAT THE HELL?

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Jul 26, 2022

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

goatface posted:

Untreated animal hide(s). Stitched together with gut and sinews and a needle made of bone.

How she found a pair of animals which so perfectly matched her cupsize we will never know.

She skinned a pair of boobies.

readingatwork posted:

Old School Peanuts (Feb 4, 1952)


Wikipedia posted:

Albert Payson Terhune (December 21, 1872 – February 18, 1942) was an American author, dog breeder, and journalist. He was popular for his novels relating the adventures of his beloved collies and as a breeder of collies at his Sunnybank Kennels, the lines of which still exist in today's Rough Collies.
:unsmith:

quote:

Terhune is now often criticized for his starkly racist depictions of the minorities, hill people and so-called "half-breeds" that peopled parts of northern New Jersey less idealized than Sunnybank
:smith:
Well this is all very wonderful.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Pastry of the Year posted:

Garfield Classic (January 29, 1989)


See, this is the difference between lazy classic Garfield and lazy modern Garfield: even when it's got three-to-four nigh-identical panels in a row, at least one of them has a good line in it.
Always thought of the goose stereotype as less 'devious' and more 'psychopathic.'

Selachian posted:

Edge of Gunplay



plainswalker75 posted:

Is there a significance to this particular brand beyond the fact that it's a brand?
At the risk of ruining everyone's jokes, Skippy, a comic strip posted in this thread, had its name flagrantly stolen from under it in the 30s by the creation and branding of 'Skippy' peanut butter.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Selachian posted:

Edge of Theft


All of
the
pirates
are
women!

I have
gunned
down
several
of them!

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

I know you've commented on the art getting more erratic in these later Corto Malteasers, but vaguely-popeye Corto here in the second-to-last panel is all worth it.

riderchop posted:

Rae the Doe's web archives

Magic Crown

:3:

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

drat that's a fine caiman. Sociable too.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Hempuli posted:

The jogging Virtanen's wife is doing in the last strip is sauvakävely, literally "staff walking" or "pole walking"; basically just going for brisk walks while using metal poles to get extra strength in your step(?) I'd imagine that this technic comes from how ski poles are used to support your speed & balance while skiing, but I don't know if this is a thing anywhere else or what the exact logic behind the poles is.
I've seen a handful of people doing this here in Ontario, but only over-sixties - presumably the extra support is appreciated.

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Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

I really hope this little arc is intending to make the grosser and more gaslighty aspects of the ol' secret-identity shtick prominent because if it isn't then boy howdy.
I'm cautiously optimistic for new Trail, especially if Mark himself is now corny and bad rather than the strip itself. He's got some good goofy energy coming off him in that selfie, and I admire his ability to become totally distracted by plants.

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