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sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

I know what I'm about.

today at my job a woman responded to me asking this by telling me all about how her car was stolen that morning, including an inventory of everything that was in the car, and finished her story by saying "Y'know I'm not worried about it but I'm a minister and I'm worried about their SOULS".

I wish people would just say "fine".

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sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

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Safety Dance posted:

Is that... lungs?

I think she's blowing up balloons so that when they're in the tunnel her date will grab them instead of her boobs? Seems like a risque joke for such an old comic but it's the only thing I could think of. :shrug:

sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

I know what I'm about.
Zelda is the living embodiment of "are straight people okay?" Like, are ya'll good? The sex can not possibly be worth this.

I mean I know she's a cartoon character but I also know like ten people who are exactly like these characters and it's... concerning.

sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

I know what I'm about.
Didn't Luann used to have a black friend who went off to a different college and hasn't been mentioned in like 5 years? Honestly I'm not surprised that Pru will also be Disappeared soon.

sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

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It's weirdly comforting to know that people in 1988 were just as fed up with the world as we are now, in 2020. :smith:

sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

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Parahexavoctal posted:

is 'various reasons' an acknowledgement that da Vinci was gay?

Knowing Holbrook this strip will still be running in 20 years and we'll get to read a long plotline about adult da Vinci coming back to the present and getting SOMEBODY pregnant.

sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

I know what I'm about.

I don't understand Retail's hate for training videos. Like yeah they're dumb and bad but when I worked a cashiering job I always jumped at the chance to sit down for an hour or two.

sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

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The Boondocks has some great episodes and some okay ones. I just remember the lemonade stand episode, though, because it made me furious when I was younger. I used to think it was a little over the top but then I read an amitheasshole post the other day from a mom who called the cops on a kid running a lemonade stand in her neighborhood and it turns out people really are that evil.

sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

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holy poo poo

man, life before air conditioners sure was a trip.

sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

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Les is clearly a time traveler, he is both the baby that Ann Eiffel is currently pregnant with and the Les that Tiffany is talking to. When his baby self is born Ann will send him back to... I assume the late-90's, to complete the time loop. That's why he grew up in foster care with a lovely, absent time traveler mom. If Les ever touches her stomach to feel the baby kick he will cause a time paradox and destroy the universe. Please leave a kudos and a comment on my fanfiction


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sweetguts fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Jul 5, 2020

sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

I know what I'm about.
It's okay, Nekonaughey! You can just push it out of the bag and eat it like one of those plastic sleeve freezer pops instead!!!

sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

I know what I'm about.

FrumpleOrz posted:

Kevin & Kell Nightmare World.


"is this cultural appropriation" said the people wearing the leftover carcasses of at least two turtles (because their spines are built into their shells so those turtles are definitely dead)

sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

I know what I'm about.

The Bloop posted:

One of them is 3d printed

Try to keep up

that would requiring reading kevin and kell

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sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

I know what I'm about.

riderchop posted:

Rae the Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon



Rae the Doe sometimes stretches waaaaaaaaaaaay too hard for that pun but it's super endearing and I love it anyway :3:

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