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you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019


nothin' beats rock

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you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

I have to assume that when Dustin is complaining about working to Jan 13 without a day off he means he works Mon-Fri and gets weekends off and is complaining about not getting a weekday off

because that is Ed's schedule and of course he assumes everyone else works normal business hours like he does

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Dustin is an English major so why doesn't he just go to the newspaper office and ask the editor for a job

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

I don't understand the third panel of Dustin

is Simone hitting on him?

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019


you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Evil Mastermind posted:

Super-Fun-Pak Comix should have done this yesterday.



was funny until they ruined it by explaining the joke

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Johnny Joestar posted:

one of the rare few dustins where it's not just outright aggressive to someone, lmao

I was sure they were setting up a bowling joke here

Dustin: Mom says we need to clean the gutters.
Ed: Well you certainly have a lot of experience in the gutter today!

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

I think it is a HIPAA violation because he says TIldy was at his clinic

Rex doesn't care about the law though


you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

the team with the worst record gets the highest draft pick so you have a chance to get better players like that

I don't know if any teams actually do this but fans talk about it as a legit strategy all the time

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Strontium posted:


Take It From the Tinkersons




too bad Ted doesn't know about the XFL

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Zereth posted:

My proverbial money's on that the comic was less blatantly/purely "gently caress those lazy millennial" back in 2010, too.


lol nope this is the very first one

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

amigolupus posted:

I like this. Jeremy's dad is off to work, but he'll put that off because his kid asked him for help. :3:


I thought this was an edit because it seemed like a parody of what they've already talked about this entire week. But no, this really is the dialogue in today's Mary Worth. :psyduck:

the Sunday is always a recap of the entire week because some papers only carry the Sundays and not the dailies

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019



Mary has her left hand on her tray and her right hand on her mug

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

it's not the knockout game

kids have always played slap games

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_hands
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_knuckles

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

did people before smart phones spend all their time having conversations with randos at fast food restaurants

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

maybe the semester was cancelled by corona

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

As I understand the joke is that standing on the edge of the tub of lye is dangerous and you will die if you slip. I don't think there's anything deeper to it

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Professor Wayne posted:


“This is the place, all right … and it looks like it’s been stuck on ‘Don’t Walk’ for some time.”



i dont get it

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Jul 25, 2022

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

wow I bet Gary Larson got some letters for that shroud of turin joke

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

fondue posted:

B Kliban - I recently subbed to /r/FuckImOld and it's funny to see people nostalgic for things I hated as a youth. Someone recently was nostalgic for steel soda cans. I remember the pull tabs being everywhere including hidden in the lawn grass ready to slash your feet open. I also remember the kitchen have needle-nose pliers because every once in a while the pull tab ring would break before you got your soda open and you either got it out with the pliers or had to punch holes in it with a triangular can opener and drink out of a glass like a loser.


you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Jeremy probably got a pay raise that put him into a higher tax bracket

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019


when the governor tells me not to go to the beach during pandemic

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019





i dont get it

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

I guess that means ABV not temperature

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

I like the fat cat's look of resignation when he gets taken by the crow; he's just like oh well that's it

and then on the news photo he looks much more upset

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

That must be very early south park back when it was just wholesome poo poo jokes and kids cussing before every episode became a political screed

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

riderchop posted:



Heathcliff






wow he made a lot of progress in only a month

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

why was that classist even shopping at the dollar store if she hates poors so much

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

I can't believe Ed finally died from a heart attack; maybe Steve Kelley is reading this topic for ideas.




Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth :siren: New Story Alert :siren:





you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Everett True knows how to treat the police


you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

all our heroes drown people


you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

wow Dustin is sending mail

can't believe a millennial even knows what the flag is for

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

antlers mean you're a cuckold https://englishhistoryauthors.blogspot.com/2017/02/a-history-of-cuckolds-horns.html

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

https://twitter.com/parkertoons/status/1272703851653746689

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Jul 11, 2019



got into an argument about this on another forum: is Billy putting mustard on his plate to dip his food into or is he just straight up wasting mustard for fun?

(either way Dolly is wrong for snitching)

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

this took me over 9000 hours in mspaint

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Jul 11, 2019


you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

EasyEW posted:

Peanuts (July 7, 1973)





yeah but the ump will give you a warning for this and eventually award a point to your opponent if you do this too much

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you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

They'd think she's roadside

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