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Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
^ " We don't have that." " WHAAAATT?! :psyduck:"



We've had some pretty nasty strips in here, and we've had strips made by nasty people.

But Gilchrist's strip is a nasty one, made by a nasty person and TBH, I find the combo of his art and writing a physically repulsive reaction.


Still, I am not going to say NOT to post it. We've always posted all Comic strips, good or bad, warts and all.






Edit: I have alot of various things that I want to take to the library and have scanned on their large format scanner. Just.....Haven't had the :effort: in life to do it.
This thread is the first thing I read over breakfast when I wake up.

Johnny Aztec fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Jan 1, 2020

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
RIP Curly. He dead

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

Selachian posted:

Yes, the Y2K Bug did not actually end civilization!

While it wasn't going to be as apocalyptic as the media made it out to be, theY2K thing WAS an actual, and big, problem for a poo poo load of systems that were running critical infrastructure.
People spent a poo poo load of time and effort FIXING the bug BEFORE it was a problem.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
You could have a really short list of " Really good comic strips"

and an also short list of " Strips that COULD be good but aren't"


Dick Tracy and Phantom go on that second list. COULD be good, but.....just loving isn't.

Tracy is ACAB and Phantom is some Boomer Power fantasy.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

Julet Esqu posted:



It's just a kiss, dudes, they're not loving.

I wonder who's holding the camera.

Good lord, you can't be serious. They wouldn't show loving on Instragram!



That's for livestreaming to her premium subscribers.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
Jesus christ, Luann, you loving Mormon.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

Jesus christ, Wash Tubb is gonna be hosed up. Got a drat bobcat on his head!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

WHO WANTS TO SEE A ROBOTS rear end?










IT JUST LOOKS LIKE THIS

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

That sound effect makes me very uncomfortable.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
You know, I do have to thank Holbrook.,

Today's Safe Havens, and Yesterdays and todays Kevin and Kell just gives me a reminder that I am not completely dead inside yet, if I still have the vitriol to get upset at a comic strip.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
So, I really don't get what the issue is here, and why they are all being so pissy about Beckwith-Chilton.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
Now, being attacked by a yeti doesn't necessarily turn you into a sad sack of tears....

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

riderchop posted:

Garf



Overboard




Kitty can have little "Sugar Frosted Lard Balls" as a treat.


Also, I don't "get" this overboard.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

Vargo posted:


Wallace



First comic strip that has gotten an audible laugh from me in a loooong time.



What in the poo poo is that 2nd panel?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
What the gently caress is up with Hagar's art today?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

Got drat but lips on an anteater just look so wrong!








eyyy girl, what that mouth do? :heysexy:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
They've been making new stuff with the "retro" graphics for a while now.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
A blizzard like in Sally Forth seems like a perfect time to take a bunch of drugs.


Drop some acid and you'll have a grand time staring out the window at the falling snow.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
A blizzard like in Sally Forth seems like a perfect time to take a bunch of drugs.


Drop some acid and you'll have a grand time staring out the window at the falling snow.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

maltesh posted:

Am I correct in remembering that the Moon Lady is not actually a Moon Lady, but an initially-brainwashed and surgically altered impostor who decided to keep her surgical alterations after everything was resolved?

Yes! Hence her use of the last name " Chimera". Between a combo of MAGIC DNA TRANSFUSIONS and Surgery, she has alot of the functions of a moon person,but it mostly a modified human.

She doesn't remember her previous self/life at all!



Isn't that just horrifying? :haw:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

Hostile V posted:

I know it might, like, be a bit of an unwanted paradigm shift and would maybe prove controversial down the line over time, but what if everyone in Luanne just exploded? Not metaphorically, literally exploded.

I feel like we're in a Soddom and Gomorrah situation here.
" If there be at least three redeemable characters, I shall not 'splode their heads"





There are, AT LEAST, three characters that don't deserve a good 'sploding,but everyone else, def.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
Goddamnit Guido! :argh:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
No. Stewart is just an empty middle manager. He doesn't make the decisions. It'd mean nothing unless you left a boardroom awash in the blood of the C-Levels.




Edit:

Holy poo poo. I'm not going to steal the posters thunder, but Saturday's Mark Trail is amazing.

Johnny Aztec fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Feb 8, 2020

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

kidcoelacanth posted:

girls like books about makeup and glitter probably. and shoes

Those coffee table type books that are 95% pictures.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
I can only hope, that if I'm ever being held at gunpoint, that they are so loving STUPID as to completely turn their back to me.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
That Sloth Robbie is horrifying.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

amigolupus posted:


So not only did DNA Wizard gently caress over Mars, she also found a way to gently caress up the mermaids as well. There better be cops ready to arrest the entire crew when they get back to Earth for their crimes against science.


No, the Venus DNA was already on Mars. DNA wizard had nothing to do with this turn of events.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

goatface posted:

"Cover those filthy biscuits!" is a pretty good line.

It sounds exactly like Adventure Time Aesthetic.

I mean, the boy is Finn and the robot is Jake.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
I don't buy todays Crabgrass. It's set in the 1980s, in a semi-rural area. No one is gonna give a poo poo about fireworks.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
Isn't like Crystal would have to do much beyond show up for a paycheck. This is a chain store, so a Liquidation company will come in, ship all the good poo poo to the better stores, while all the garbage gets sent there for the sale., while also jacking the price up on everything.
If you're lucky, you can pick up some fixtures cheap on the last day or two.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
"Straight up" is some erm.. 90s? slang. Sort of like " No Foolin'!"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

FrumpleOrz posted:

Hagar The Horrible



I only slept like 4 hours last night, and not much the previous night so, please excuse me

But

the stink lines on the guys hat, 2nd from right, my first thought was " Hagar took a poo poo in that guys hat"
and I am just cracking up over this incredibly absurd situation.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
I am thoroughly enjoying the cartoon logic of Moomin today. Like, Where does lipstick go, IF YOU DON'T HAVE LIPS!
and the " oh no I need a bikini" when no one wears clothes anyway!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

Johnny Walker posted:

:agreed: It's nice to see.


Mark Trail



Yup, that looks like it. He ran off into a avalanche and was assumed dead. No lesson. The end.






Phone posting so I hope that worked.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

"Thank you for liking Pupkin :)"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

Haifisch posted:

Footrot Flats


Damnit dog! Wal works hard, you stop cock-blocking and let him have some fun :mad:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

Ghostlight posted:

marla's into it.

So, is Val Muriel's Great-Grandmother?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

amigolupus posted:

I like this. Jeremy's dad is off to work, but he'll put that off because his kid asked him for help. :3:


I don't disagree, HOWEVER!


It's a drat VW Bus. Jeremy is scrawny but he should have no issue pushing that thing out of the way. That is just learned helplessness, and plain inconsideration.


Plus, I've never seen, at least one person, not willing to help push a vehicle out of the way

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit

Haifisch posted:

Sometimes restaurants run out of things and the waitstaff can't magic more of them into existence, you worthless boomer.


No,see if they REALLY cared about their job, they would go, on their break, to the nearest store, and buy more items using their own money.

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

by Hand Knit
Foxtrot is not as bad as the bad strips, but it's

Okay, it's said all it can say, and is stale and empty. It should have ended completely, but I suppose I can't blame him if the money is still coming in.

Also, Jason is that much of a dweeb to completely obey his mother, despite her being so computer clueless that she would never know if he grabbed rips of the shows.



seriously it's the same cycle of jokes. Paige is vain, Jason likes pop culture, the Dad is clueless and likes sports, the mom makes terrible healthy meals. WE GET IT


Angular Cyrus posted:

King Aroo 10/18/53

Ahhhh!! That last pun slayed me!

Johnny Aztec fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Mar 9, 2020

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