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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Don't give them any more ideas!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

JethroMcB posted:

I was expecting a swerve into Grumbles being purchased by an Amazon-style online retail behemoth so he could explore "new" storylines (with the same ol' "Customers are poo poo, management is stupid" punchlines.)

The Drew Carey Show tried that. It didn't go well.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I think you need a bigger bowl.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Strontium posted:

Take It From the Tinkersons


Yes, you want to piss off the person with extremely pointy metals things in your mouth.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Unicornado - next on SyFy.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TofuDiva posted:

Ballard Street



It's no duct tape banana, but I like it.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Bobulus posted:

My first time telling my boss that he was not going to get what he wanted was when I was working fast food and gave my two weeks notice, and he told me that was unacceptable, that he was too busy to find a replacement now, and I needed to work at least five weeks while he found someone. (I'll remind you that this was fast food)

He didn't appreciate that I'd already made plans and wasn't going to be in town in 2.5 weeks.

I once worked at a convenience store while I was in school. We went through several managers and the last one I had to deal with sucked. I had let her know in January that I needed a specific Sunday of in April and she kept telling me to remind her when the date got closer. I did and she scheduled me anyway. I told I was not going to show up and she said that if I didn't, not to come back at all.

I ended up swapping the time with a co-worker. The following Friday, I'd gotten another equally lovely part-time job. I was scheduled to work for her that Friday and I called her FROM the new job. She used a tone of voice that one would use to comfort a five-year old who had a boo-boo and asked me what was wrong. I told her that I was at my new job and wouldn't be coming back. She just hung up on me and had to work my shift (5pm to midnight).

When I went back to get my last check, she just tossed it on the counter and walked away.

Hilariously, she came by the new place I was working. I gave her a polite smile and it pissed her off.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Baby Blues



Well, those Seussmobiles are pretty tough.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Neither. You're more the Harvey Universe.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

EasyEW posted:

9 "Some Other Strips I Could Name" Lane

Edda is what I imagine Diane Chambers would have been like as a girl.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Ever wondered how to draw Sally Forth? Well, wonder no more!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T6EX-7zwBE

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Shoe



gently caress. You.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Um, what?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Hwurmp posted:

it's a fig leaf, like Adam and Eve are commonly depicted wearing 'pon their nards

Ah. I overthought it.

drat you, Boyce!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Angular Cyrus posted:

Mopsy 10/21/42


...I didn't say stop...

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Johnny Walker posted:

Were there words with this one?

It originally said: "Make your move, Bart --- if you're feelin' lucky, that is."

It was from 7/31/87.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Johnny Walker posted:

What the gently caress kind of name is Lolly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDwXHTcodNg

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Selachian posted:

Get Fuzzy 4/2/00



Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

What does God need with a cellphone?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

You must be this tall to ride the Jucika.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Kennel posted:

At least around here grabbing a case of beer and running seems to be one of the most common (* shoplifting methods. Those don't have alarms though.*) or just the most visible, because they don't even try to hide it.

I worked in a convenience store in the mid-80s and during an especially busy night, a guy walked in and grabbed a 12-pack and walked right out. My co-worker and I looked at each other and just smiled and went on checking out customers.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Cow tools.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Selachian posted:

Rhymes with Orange



Careful, Susie, that cat's gonna gently caress you up!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

That reminds me of the generic label food of the early 80s.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Okay, somebody has to build this.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Selachian posted:

Pretty racy for the comics page in a family newspaper, Ms. Messick.



Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Hey kid, just pretend you're early 70's Peter Gabriel.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Thank you, I've learned something new.

Mythbusters did an episode on this. Adam Savage is still apologizing.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light


Cut!

drat it, Blondie. Don't look right at the camera!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Professor Wayne posted:

“Okay, okay! Calm down, everyone! … This monster—would you say he was bigger or smaller than your building? … You can talk it over.”

Trivia: The phrase "Is is bigger than a breadbox" was popularized by comedian Steve Allen on the 50s/60s games show What's My Line?. He would ask this when told that the contestant dealt with a product of some kind. On a couple of occasions, the contestant actually manufactured breadboxes.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Jul 25, 2022

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Brevity

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Arbetor posted:

A) That is a terrible pun.
B) I can't tell if he has one arm because the art is bad, or if it is a reference to Rick Allen.
C) It isn't even a well constructed joke.
D) If it is Rick Allen, he is the drummer. Why draw the guitar? It also looks nothing like him.
E) It it isn't Rick Allen, then it might be Rick Savage, based on the hair. Who is the bassist. Not a 6 string guitar.
F) Or, it is Steve Clark. Who did play lead guitar. But he died almost 30 years ago.
G) Ganache is incredibly easy to make. It is just chocolate and milk. Although you will occasionally find a recipe that uses sugar, that is unusual. More importantly, if you wanted a sweetened ganache, you would need to add the sugar to the hot milk, so it dissolves. Adding it after the ganache is made would destroy the texture.
H) Putting powdered sugar on top of chocolate frosted cupcakes would make sense, but that is not what this is saying.

I hate this comic. Why did I spend so much time staring at it?

It's an edit.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Whenever I see "area rug" I think of Taylor Negron.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

If old-school Cylons were human.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

That's not really a convertible, Ed.

Anyway, I found this:

1 and Done


It's a new panel and doesn't seem to have a regular schedule.

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