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# ¿ Feb 8, 2025 09:55 |
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Manuel Calavera posted:Bizarro Don't give them any more ideas!
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JethroMcB posted:I was expecting a swerve into Grumbles being purchased by an Amazon-style online retail behemoth so he could explore "new" storylines (with the same ol' "Customers are poo poo, management is stupid" punchlines.) The Drew Carey Show tried that. It didn't go well.
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Manuel Calavera posted:Family Circus I think you need a bigger bowl.
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Strontium posted:Take It From the Tinkersons Yes, you want to piss off the person with extremely pointy metals things in your mouth.
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Vargo posted:Phoebe Unicornado - next on SyFy.
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TofuDiva posted:Ballard Street It's no duct tape banana, but I like it.
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Bobulus posted:My first time telling my boss that he was not going to get what he wanted was when I was working fast food and gave my two weeks notice, and he told me that was unacceptable, that he was too busy to find a replacement now, and I needed to work at least five weeks while he found someone. (I'll remind you that this was fast food) I once worked at a convenience store while I was in school. We went through several managers and the last one I had to deal with sucked. I had let her know in January that I needed a specific Sunday of in April and she kept telling me to remind her when the date got closer. I did and she scheduled me anyway. I told I was not going to show up and she said that if I didn't, not to come back at all. I ended up swapping the time with a co-worker. The following Friday, I'd gotten another equally lovely part-time job. I was scheduled to work for her that Friday and I called her FROM the new job. She used a tone of voice that one would use to comfort a five-year old who had a boo-boo and asked me what was wrong. I told her that I was at my new job and wouldn't be coming back. She just hung up on me and had to work my shift (5pm to midnight). When I went back to get my last check, she just tossed it on the counter and walked away. Hilariously, she came by the new place I was working. I gave her a polite smile and it pissed her off.
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Baby Blues![]() Well, those Seussmobiles are pretty tough.
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Manuel Calavera posted:Family Circus Neither. You're more the Harvey Universe.
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EasyEW posted:9 "Some Other Strips I Could Name" Lane Edda is what I imagine Diane Chambers would have been like as a girl.
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Ever wondered how to draw Sally Forth? Well, wonder no more! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T6EX-7zwBE
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Shoe![]() gently caress. You.
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Manuel Calavera posted:Compu-Toon Um, what?
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Hwurmp posted:it's a fig leaf, like Adam and Eve are commonly depicted wearing 'pon their nards Ah. I overthought it. drat you, Boyce!
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Angular Cyrus posted:Mopsy 10/21/42 ...I didn't say stop...
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Johnny Walker posted:Were there words with this one? It originally said: "Make your move, Bart --- if you're feelin' lucky, that is." It was from 7/31/87.
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Johnny Walker posted:What the gently caress kind of name is Lolly? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDwXHTcodNg
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Selachian posted:Get Fuzzy 4/2/00 ![]()
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Manuel Calavera posted:Compu-Toon What does God need with a cellphone?
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Savidudeosoo posted:Jucika You must be this tall to ride the Jucika.
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Kennel posted:At least around here grabbing a case of beer and running seems to be one of the most common (* shoplifting methods. Those don't have alarms though.*) or just the most visible, because they don't even try to hide it. I worked in a convenience store in the mid-80s and during an especially busy night, a guy walked in and grabbed a 12-pack and walked right out. My co-worker and I looked at each other and just smiled and went on checking out customers.
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Cow tools.
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Selachian posted:Rhymes with Orange Careful, Susie, that cat's gonna gently caress you up!
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Johnny Walker posted:F Minus That reminds me of the generic label food of the early 80s.
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Johnny Walker posted:F Minus Okay, somebody has to build this.
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Selachian posted:Pretty racy for the comics page in a family newspaper, Ms. Messick. ![]()
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Johnny Walker posted:F Minus Hey kid, just pretend you're early 70's Peter Gabriel.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Thank you, I've learned something new. Mythbusters did an episode on this. Adam Savage is still apologizing.
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![]() Cut! drat it, Blondie. Don't look right at the camera!
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Professor Wayne posted:“Okay, okay! Calm down, everyone! … This monster—would you say he was bigger or smaller than your building? … You can talk it over.” Trivia: The phrase "Is is bigger than a breadbox" was popularized by comedian Steve Allen on the 50s/60s games show What's My Line?. He would ask this when told that the contestant dealt with a product of some kind. On a couple of occasions, the contestant actually manufactured breadboxes. Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Jul 25, 2022 |
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Arbetor posted:A) That is a terrible pun. It's an edit.
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Whenever I see "area rug" I think of Taylor Negron.
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If old-school Cylons were human.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2025 09:55 |
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Kennel posted:Dustin That's not really a convertible, Ed. Anyway, I found this: 1 and Done ![]() It's a new panel and doesn't seem to have a regular schedule.
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