- Cicadalek
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Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another
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I'm not sure why cybersecurity is even a concern when the appliances are literally sentient and just spraying you with scalding coffee or whatever
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- Cicadalek
- May 8, 2006
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Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another
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One Big Happy

gently caress this faux-from-the-mouths-of-babes bullshit. Next up, a strip where Ruthie earnestly asks "But daddy, wouldnt it be better to give the homeless person a job rather than some money?"
Foob

I cannot overstate how much I loving hate the face in panel four here
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Feb 23, 2020 20:46
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- Cicadalek
- May 8, 2006
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Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another
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Why is it the cops job to prevent skinny dipping
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Mar 1, 2020 13:11
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- Cicadalek
- May 8, 2006
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Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another
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A lot going on there in just a few short panels
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Mar 9, 2020 13:48
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- Cicadalek
- May 8, 2006
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Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another
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Lisa sounds like a loving idiot.
Catching up on the last few pages here, but I did want to say that I want to slice Chelonia's freakish neck with a katana. I would also like to drop kick the Rose Is Rose baby. I am not accepting criticism at this time.
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Mar 22, 2020 04:53
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- Cicadalek
- May 8, 2006
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Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another
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this is amazing, and if I had the patience to learn how I would edit it to give the women flat asses
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Mar 31, 2020 12:32
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- Cicadalek
- May 8, 2006
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Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another
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I always mentally hear the terrible Rose Is Rose baby dialogue in a raspy, gargly voice
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Jun 4, 2020 15:42
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- Cicadalek
- May 8, 2006
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Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another
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Classic Kevin and Kell (October 23-27, 1995)





Am I crazy or is classic Kevin and Kell not completly awful? I despise it so much in it's current form, but some of these are half-decent jokes. Did Holbrook maybe just....run out of ideas?
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Jul 25, 2020 16:40
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- Cicadalek
- May 8, 2006
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Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another
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Crankshaft

I was going to comment on how incredibly lazy this gag has been, and then it struck me that Batiuk was probably putting less effort than usual into it since he considers his current Funky Winkerbean storyline to be an amazing story. Now I'm even more pissed off than I was before.
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- Cicadalek
- May 8, 2006
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Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another
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On The Fastrack

Why does Holbrook even do Sunday strip formats. There are always at least two redundant panels.
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Nov 16, 2020 03:42
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