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IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Hot drat this thread is better than most tv I've seem lately. So was there anything at all good new on network TV this fall? I didn't really have a chance to see.

Rocksicles posted:

He was also the best bad guy character in Stargate Atlantis.

Todd?

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Sep 9, 2001

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Alhazred posted:

I stumbled across the dumbest tv show on Discovery Channel: Man vs. Bear. The concept is dumb enough (can you out-bear a bear?) but what really pushes it over the edge is the contestants. It's all (male and female) bros who talks about how they are natural alphas who's hobbies are deadlifting cars and getting in barfights and they smack talks the bears for some reason.

It's Discovery just doing bear pro wrestling then? I guess it was inevitable.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Oh that bear. That's not as fun. Unless the vs part is him making them drink his piss and eat rotting animal carcasses for no reason.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Rhyno posted:

I can't believe this hasn't happened.

I could very easily serr Tom Cruise having insane little primadonna poo poo in his contract like all the goofy nonsense the Fast and Furious had to deal with with Vin Diesel (e: apparently i was thinking of Jason Statham) and the Rock where like they couldn't be shown kicking the other's rear end or whatever.

I don't know that much about Keanu but i feel like it's be less likely from his end.

I'd watch that though, they're both very good at that kind of movie.

IRQ fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Jan 27, 2020

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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GreenNight posted:

You haven't watched many MI movies then. Tom gets his rear end beat and sometimes only wins by sheer luck.

Not by other action movie leads, that i remember anyway, several of those movies were terrible.

Also he's still a in a crazy money cult.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Yeah but nobody agrees with me that 1 was the best one. Fallout owned too though.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Ugly In The Morning posted:

You aren’t missing anything by not watching Avatar now. It was kind of cool in theatres for the 3D but it’s just not a good movie and it’s like an hour too long.

I loved it at the time but yeah.

Seeing it in IMAX 3d is worth it though.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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And Ving Rhames.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Yeah Jerry having his poo poo way more together than anyone else there and has an amazing home life really changes the joke for the better. But iirc they didn't do that until a few seasons of being dicks to Jerry had happened.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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It's been awhile but I remember Willow being good also.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Argue posted:

What are some good episodes of TV shows (movies are also okay) where the day is saved thanks unironically to the power of music? I'm thinking stuff like the ep of Chuck where Rush's Tom Sawyer saves the day, or last season's Legends of Tomorrow finale where James Taylor does. Steven Universe doesn't count because the songs just happen alongside events--it's rare that the songs themselves are the solution, and GotG doesn't count because that scene was just a distraction and not particularly tied to music. Preferably something where nobody in the scene winkingly goes "haha this is all so stupid and lame".

Rush's Tom Sawyer also saved the day in Futurama, from invaders, from space.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1225506511184703493

Netflix adding a consumer friendly improvement to their UI that doesn't use the algorithm to force poo poo on you???? What is happening in the world.

I've refused to use netflix on devices i can't disable autoplay, so this is cool. I did it on my pc somehow.

Now if only YouTube would add this, although whether a channel has a video autoplay is a shockingly good predictor of quality in my experience.

IRQ fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Feb 6, 2020

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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esperterra posted:

I've had autoplay turned off on YT forever. Or do you mean non PC devices?

I don't think it can be turned off when it's the like "my channel is about blah blah blah" intro type video on a channel's home page, the one after a video finishes I have off. Course I'm an idiot so i could be wrong!

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Rageaholic posted:

Yeah, that Slurms sure loved to party. What do you say we all party one last time for him?

*wipes a tear* party on Slurms, party on.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Why on earth are they making a 4th Matrix movie?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Pick posted:

I love Avenue 5. It combines space with people being realistically bad at their jobs. I don't see it as a "ha ha" comedy, more like a drama that is so relatable it loops back around.

I definitely see it as a comedy, but you're right, it's probably also a pretty realistic vision of how a space cruise would go if run by a real 21st century company, except with less slavery.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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STAC Goat posted:

I wasn't gonna watch the Sonic movie but if they setup a crossover with Altered Beast or Alex Kidd or something I might change my mind.

Which begs a question I've never had until this moment. How in the world hasn't someone tried to make a real bad Zelda movie?

I'm going to guess Nintendo doesn't want whatever the Zelda equivalent of the Mario bros movie would be.

Which is a shame because weed is legal a lot of places now.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Pick posted:

I went with friends, and the consensus was it was clearly a different screenplay for a different movie but ended up having Sonic pasted onto it. It's weirdly right/wing, and it has a bar fight for some reason. It's sappy, cliché, and not funny. I don't care about Sonic and this confirmed that as a good and sensible stance.

The Sonic games are bad, even the Genesis ones. Video game movies are bad. The sonic movie is almost certainly reaaaaaaaaaal bad.

I might watch it for Jim Carey though, on video obviously. Is he at least any good?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Sleeveless posted:

No, he's still an anti-vaxxer.

I didn't know that, but he does have a history of talking out his rear end.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Pick posted:

I only know him as snowman voice.

Same, and that snowman is the worst part of those movies. However I'm obviously not the target audience so I can't hold that against him.

I think he's good in his role on Avenue 5, which is to be an annoying sociopathic rear end in a top hat rich guy (or as I like to call them, rich guys), and he's nailing it.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Rhyno posted:

I mean, he's not as bad as TJ Miller.

Couldn't stand his schtick even before he turned out to be a sex pest or whatever.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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I kind of enjoy Picard, it's the movie Picard, not TNG Picard, and they've utterly destroyed what the Federation was and what Trek was about, but whatever.

I wish he'd kept the dog though.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Even Discovery? gently caress you dad I'm moving out!

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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swickles posted:

I like the direction they went with the Federation. Its demonstrates that time doesn't make us any less hateful or dumb.

But the whole thing was that Trek was ultimately optimistic and positive in its outlook, even if it was unrealistic since earth was a post-scarcity Utopia. It just doesn't make any sense that they would act like they do in Picard. But whatever, I'm enjoying it well enough for what it is. If I want TNG I can always watch that again. Or there's The Orville.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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He's rich, he'll get less time than if one of us shoplifted a stick of gum.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Harrison Ford is the dude I'd be least surprised to see a 100% CG version of on screen while the actor is still alive and able to work, but doesn't care enough to.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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2049 was good yeah but wow, he's been in a whole lot of nothing good for almost 20 years.

Not even anything objectively bad but that I still love like Air Force One.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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GreenNight posted:

The show is 1000000x better than the books.

I only saw a season and a half but yeah this.

I was just thinking I should try to get back to it last night after seeing it on Netflix or something. Also wondering how they kept it going so long off those books, but it sounds like they made the wise decision to go their own way.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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zoux posted:

It's just so unlike everything Ianucci's ever done, I get wanting to break out of the same old same old but at the same time, stick to your strengths man.

Of course, I can also understand not really wanting to do political satirical comedy anymore given, you know, all this poo poo.

The only things I knew going in were Hugh Laurie and I guess that guy who made Veep, a show I didn't get into, made it.

I think it's a pretty good show that I enjoy and I don't really get why it's so actively disliked here. I mean, I get it, people wanted Veep again, but I don't really get it.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Toxic Fart Syndrome posted:


Haven't looked at the thread for a couple of days because COVID stuff has work going crazy: hospitals can't prevent transmission but wiping everything with purell twice a day will make everything perfect safe in the food service and retail sectors...

we are doomed

You too? Cleaning company office job was the busiest I've seen it in 8 years, it was horrible. People who aren't me are making a lot of money for imo questionable efficacy. But this is America so the appearance is all that really matters.

we are so deeply deeply hosed

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Croatoan posted:

Ok so I rewatched the Ozark pilot because my daughter got into the show and she wanted to see it. Now I have a theory when the show is over. I'll spoiler it but it's purely conjecture. Then again I guess it's spoiler ish anyway if you haven't seen the pilot? Whatever, click at your own risk I guess. In the scene in the pilot the drug lord is killing everyone and finally is about to kill Jason Bateman he points his gun at Bateman says "Here we go" and then Bateman's character has a vision of his kids and happy memories. Then all of a sudden the drug lord is kneeling again and is willing to listen to his Ozark scheme. I'd be willing to bet that in the series finale they're going to pull the "it was a dream the whole time" trope and the last scene will show him saying "Here we go" and he shoots Bateman instead.

I think you put orders of magnitude more thought into this than the show did.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Mu Zeta posted:

I watch one video tangentially related to atheism and now I keep seeing Ricky Gervais, Christopher Hitchens, and Richard Dawkins stuff being recommended all the time. I loving hate algorithms. Also what's up with British people.

YouTube desperately needs a "i hate this stop showing it to me" feature. Unless I've just missed it.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Sleeveless posted:

The algorithm works great if you actively engage in it, but it's easier to complain about how much it sucks for years rather than spend like two minutes finding the "stop recommending me this" button.

Hello, and welcome to the internet! Please pick up your orientation packet and voucher for 468363084474 hours of free pornography at the front desk.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Ugly In The Morning posted:

It was super jarring, too, since the main characters had like an arc going on so they’d be friendly one episode and hostile the next for no apparent reason.

Criminally mishandled show. Is that streaming anywhere?

Should I also finally watch Dexter?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Toxic Fart Syndrome posted:

john oliver is so loving depressing

I haven't watched his show since April or so, I can only imagine it's more fun than ever.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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DogsInSpace! posted:

Also you guys in TVIV kept talking up Psych so it became a "watch a few random episodes now and then when I need some happy chill." As time crept on I kept watching more and more. I'm on season 5 now and just finished the twin peaks episode. TVIV scores yet again. Why do I love this show so much now? Thanks for the recommendation.

Psych feels like everyone was having a blast making it and the cast all had great chemistry.

IRQ fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Nov 3, 2020

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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The Klowner posted:

I'm confused, I don't know anything about Atlanta (the show) but for some reason I had assumed it was yet another "tough" white cops drama?

No you're close though, it's actually the sequel to that irreverent buddy cop comedy show that was famously set in Sydney, Australia. You probably saw it, The Wire?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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DogsInSpace! posted:

I'm only a couple of year younger than that grandpa (1984 was the old dude's year of birth for those who hadn't seen) and yes... sometimes I get sleepy at 9:30. I still miss wearing wallet chains.

Watching the new Borat when he goes to that debutant ball or whatever, it donned on me that the guys putting their nearly adult daughters through that archaic poo poo are quite possibly my age, and yikes.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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GreenNight posted:

It was on Fark and Reddit, and alot of the comments were "oh poo poo, SA is still around??" and people confirmed that yes, it kind of is. Wondered if some would stay.

loving Fark is still around? Wow.

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Sep 9, 2001

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feedmyleg posted:

I'm always skeptical of how widespread this sort of thing is. Surely it's a group of like 15 dweebs, right?

I had to google this because all I remember about the show is he's incompetent and has a gas gun. But apparently yeah, it's a thing some people have read into the old show because they did the Odd Couple style comedy trope with him and Launchpad.

It isn't the biggest stretch I've seen with people shipping tv characters. But the bar for that is set so very low.

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