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colachute
Mar 15, 2015

It’s an election year.

That’s all the effort I’m putting into giving a poo poo this year.

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Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Welcome to the roaring 20s!!*

* the roaring of ICBM booster engines :pray:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

colachute posted:

Don’t plot to kill people hth

A good post that was once uncontroversial, but it is 2020 so what the gently caress do I know.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I realize that landlords are hosed up and my last one used to trespass and spy on me. However, you still shouldn’t use a forum thread to talk about your specific plans to lure the landlord into your apartment so you can murder them and make it look like self defense.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


probably don't plot to kill people, but definitely don't post your plots

that's my new year's resolution: no plot-posting

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:gas:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Supposedly one of the reasons LF stayed around as long as it did was due to the massive number of new users and the revenue they brought. How true that is I don’t know, but I expect C-SPAM is similar to LF in many ways.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



We’re still 2 minutes to midnight on the Doomsday Clock, per the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists.

quote:

As you will see in the pages that follow, this year’s Doomsday Clock statement draws attention to the devolving state of nuclear and climate security. It also points to a qualitative change in information warfare and a steady misrepresentation of fact that is undermining confidence in political structures and scientific inquiry. At the same time, science is racing forward, and new global governance structures are desperately needed to manage rapidly evolving and potentially dangerous technologies.

https://thebulletin.org/doomsday-clock/current-time/

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Icon Of Sin posted:

We’re still 2 minutes to midnight on the Doomsday Clock, per the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists.


https://thebulletin.org/doomsday-clock/current-time/

Yawn. Wake me when we're down to two seconds.


This is was the '10s have brought me to, yearning for the moment to climb the tallest building in town and welcome Vlads' nukes with the joy of the woman on the building roof in Independence Day, right before they blow up the building.

"So pretty."

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Doc Hawkins posted:

probably don't plot to kill people, but definitely don't post your plots

that's my new year's resolution: no plot-posting

This sounds oddly similar to the advice we usually receive regarding the commission of war crimes.

“For gently caress’s sake, don’t post pics of it online!”

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Icon Of Sin posted:

We’re still 2 minutes to midnight on the Doomsday Clock, per the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists.


https://thebulletin.org/doomsday-clock/current-time/

They’d be easier to listen to if they’d make use of the full dynamic range on that thing. It’s never been lower than 11:43pm and a couple of years ago they jammed it to 11:58 and will probably just leave it there forever.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Thump! posted:

“For gently caress’s sake, don’t post pics of it online!”

put that on our civilization's tombstone

e: "this is not a place of honor, no great posts are stored here"

Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Jan 1, 2020

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

The Stringer Bell rule is good life advice.

Doc Hawkins posted:

e: "this is not a place of honor, no great posts are stored here"

I like this new mouseover text for the gas chamber.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Woah I'm seeing double, four current events threads!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Current Events:



Sun looks like something out of Sunshine. Those fires in aussie are no joke.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Fister Roboto posted:

Woah I'm seeing double, four current events threads!

This one https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3908757

was there first, all other threads are pretenders :colbert:

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Duzzy Funlop posted:

This one https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3908757

was there first, all other threads are pretenders :colbert:

Mine was posted only after all time zones had reached 2020 so the other one was here first but was literally pretending.

no idea if this is true but in the spirit of 2020 I’m posting it anyway

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Fallom posted:

I realize that landlords are hosed up and my last one used to trespass and spy on me. However, you still shouldn’t use a forum thread to talk about your specific plans to lure the landlord into your apartment so you can murder them and make it look like self defense.

don't kill him but do find out his home address for when the revolution comes

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

colachute posted:

Mine was posted only after all time zones had reached 2020 so the other one was here first but was literally pretending.

no idea if this is true but in the spirit of 2020 I’m posting it anyway

A subforum civil war over which current events thread is the ONE TRUE THREAD would be both very funny, and very 2020, tbh

I'm down.

/Edit: and I fight for *checks other thread*

...House, uh...VAN GOATSE


:cripes:

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

I’m gonna impose tariffs on Monty posts. Only picture of Monty for every page of my thread but I GUARANTEE a post every page.

E: this is a normal campaign promise and should be treated as such

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

lowtax is 100% going to die this year and im gonna laugh

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





colachute posted:

I’m gonna impose tariffs on Monty posts. Only picture of Monty for every page of my thread but I GUARANTEE a post every page.

E: this is a normal campaign promise and should be treated as such

You promised Monty I want Monty

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

The Winter Classic is turning into a loving bloodbath of injuries. Love to see an outdoor hockey game in Dallas.

this was in the first few minutes https://twitter.com/MDeFranks/status/1212452362301915137

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You promised Monty I want Monty

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You promised Monty I want Monty

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You promised Monty I want Monty

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You promised Monty I want Monty

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You promised Monty I want Monty

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You promised Monty I want Monty

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You promised Monty I want Monty

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Brute Squad posted:

The Winter Classic is turning into a loving bloodbath of injuries. Love to see an outdoor hockey game in Dallas.

this was in the first few minutes https://twitter.com/MDeFranks/status/1212452362301915137

Corey Perry still a dirty player. Who knew!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You promised Monty I want Monty

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You promised Monty I want Monty

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You promised Monty I want Monty

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You promised Monty I want Monty

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You promised Monty I want Monty

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You promised Monty I want Monty

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You promised Monty I want Monty

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You promised Monty I want Monty

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You promised Monty I want Monty

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