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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain: Happy New Year! :yayclod:

Guardian:

"Rebecca Hendin on 2020 and the climate crisis – Sydney’s New Year’s Eve fireworks became contentious this year as the country faces an unprecedented bushfire crisis"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:

Corbyn rebuked as new year address fails to mention election loss

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Henny Beaumont: a hostile climate for hope – As Australia burns, Arctic ice melts and the climate crisis displaces ever more people, human positions are becoming more deeply entrenched"

Telegraph:

Let's be friends: Boris Johnson's new year message to remainers (:fuckoff:)

Independent:


Times:

Ghosn 'hid in musical instrument case' during escape from Japan

Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Labour leadership race – Keir Starmer has emerged as an early frontrunner to succeed Jeremy Corbyn after a poll of members suggested he was the first choice in all regions of the UK, age groups and social classes"

Telegraph:

Commuters gather at Bolton station in protest over increased rail fares

Independent:


Times:

Latest photos of the devastating Australian bushfires

Evening Standard:

US kills Iran general Qassem Suleimani in strike ordered by Trump

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Trump, Iran and the climate crisis – Iran has vowed to take revenge for a US drone strike that killed its most powerful general"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Monet.

The i paper:


Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"Donald Trump's narcissism puts the world in peril – Chris Riddell on the assassination of Iranian general Qassem Suleimani in Iraq by a US drone"

Sunday Telegraph:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson's input on the US-Iran crisis – The prime minister has called for de-escalation from all sides following the death of Iranian general Qassem Suleimani"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Dancing on Ice’s first same-sex partnership is a milestone we should celebrate

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Donald Trump in the Middle East – US president has defended his threat to target Iranian cultural sites if Tehran retaliates for the killing of Qassem Suleimani"

Telegraph:

After Illingworth.

Matt:

Dominic Cummings calls for 'weirdos and misfits' for No 10 jobs

Independent:


Times:

Labour leadership: Result will be announced on 4 April; Long Bailey scores Corbyn '10 out of 10' as she launches campaign

Evening Standard:

Labour leadership: where do the candidates stand? (L-R: Nandy, Long Bailey, Phillips, Starmer, Thornberry, Lewis)

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Hate island (Love Island: Lewis Capaldi's ex and Rochelle Humes' sister among line-up)

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Trump's threat to target Iranian cultural sites – Donald Trump has defended his threat to target Iranian cultural sites – widely seen as a war crime – if Tehran retaliates for the killing of Gen Qassem Suleimani"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Cancelling HS2 would fail new Tory voters, Boris Johnson told


Prince Harry and Meghan to step back from royal family

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Boris Johnson and Ursula von der Leyen have 'positive' meeting

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Labour's continuity candidate

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's support for Trump's missile strike – Boris Johnson has strongly backed the US’s decision to kill the senior Iranian general Qassem Suleimani in a missile strike"

Telegraph:

Johnson's first meeting with Von der Leyen lays trade deal faultlines bare

Matt:

Prince Harry and Meghan to step back from royal family

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Duke and Duchess of Sussex 'defied Queen' over statement release

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Betting and the FA Cup

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Trump's response to the Iran missile strikes – Donald Trump backed away from further military confrontation with Iran after days of escalating tensions, saying Tehran appeared to be standing down following missile attacks"

Telegraph:

Thursday morning news briefing: Royals 'hurt' as Harry and Meghan quit the Firm

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

After Disney.

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Harry, Meghan and the Iran crisis – The Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s decision to step back from public life has provoked vitriolic attacks on the couple and hyperbolic predictions of what it could mean for the monarchy"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Arcimboldo.

The i paper:


Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... The Queen's fallout with Prince Harry


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"The royal fairytale turns sour – Exit the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, pursued by the tabloid press"

Sunday Telegraph:

After Only Fools And Horses.

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Harry, Andrew and royal scandals – The Queen has summoned senior royals to an emergency summit at her Sandringham estate on Monday to discuss the future of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex"

Telegraph:

Five make it through to next round of Labour leadership contest

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Love Island LIVE – Contestants baffled over 'Butter Churner' sex position during villa games

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Queen's royal family summit – The Queen hosted crisis talks at an unprecedented royal summit at Sandringham on Monday, with implications not just for the future of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, but for other members of the royal family"

Telegraph:

Labour leadership hopefuls court votes of the 'big five' unions

Matt:

Boris Johnson's Big Ben Brexit bong plan falls flat

Independent:


Times:

Storm Brendan strikes south of UK – in pictures

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the Megxit summit

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's plan for a Big Ben Brexit bong – A campaign to ensure the chimes of Big Ben sound at the moment of Brexit on 31 January appears doomed after Commons authorities played down the idea, while a funding plan promised by Boris Johnson to pay for it turned out to not exist"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Flybe saved after ministers and investors seal rescue deal

Independent:


Times:

Keir Starmer sets out vision for Labour to win back power; After Disney.

Evening Standard:

James Bond: Billie Eilish to provide No Time to Die theme

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... a right Royal crisis

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the scrapping of NHS A&E waiting times – Matt Hancock has signalled that four-hour waiting targets for A&E are likely to be scrapped after the worst figures on record this winter"

Telegraph:

British Airways owner files complaint over Flybe bailout

Matt:

Russian government quits as Putin plans to stay in power past 2024; Sandi Toksvig quits as Great British Bake Off co-host

Independent:


Times:

Downing Street kills off plans for Big Ben Brexit bong

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Flybe's turbulent finances

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump's impeachment – Impeachment trial of US president opens as watchdog says he broke law on Ukraine" After @TrumpDraws.

Telegraph:

Putin's ministers were not told of resignation plans in advance; Northern White Rhino embryos ready to implant in project to bring back sub-species

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Harry's exit plans

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Brian Adcock on the impeachment of Donald Trump – The White House has unveiled Donald Trump’s legal team for his Senate impeachment trial, a list of attorneys whose own ageing controversies threaten to overshadow their efforts to defend the president"

Telegraph:

Labour must stir up democratic revolution to win power, says Long-Bailey

Matt:

Why Britain's vicars won't be ringing the bells for Brexit

Independent:

After FJ Aimé De Lemud, or is it Louis Steinheil?

The i paper:


Times:

Long-Bailey says abortion limit should not be different for disability

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on Harry and Meghan leaving Britain


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"Donald Trump's impeachment – What the Republican party knows, but isn’t saying…"

Sunday Telegraph:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on press coverage of Harry and Meghan – Rebecca Long-Bailey has condemned the treatment of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex by the media as “intrusive and racist”, after the Queen announced plans for them to step back from royal duties"

Telegraph:

After Monty Python.

Matt:

Tony Hall to step down as BBC director general

Independent:

House of Lords may move out of London to 'reconnect' with public

Times:

After Nasaccio.

Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on plans to move the House of Lords north – Peers have openly scoffed at the idea of the House of Lords moving out of Westminster to York or another northern city, after the government confirmed it was looking at relocating the upper chamber"

Telegraph:

HS2 costs could rise to £106bn or more, warns government review

Matt:


Independent:

Prince Harry arrives in Canada to join Meghan and Archie

Times:

BBC faces 'dangerous moment' after Tony Hall's departure

Evening Standard:

Davos 2020: Greta demands climate action but Trump blasts pessimists - as it happened

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Harry and Meghan's future

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump's climate pledge at Davos – On an opening day in Switzerland dominated by the climate emergency, Trump claimed his backing for an initiative to plant 1tn trees showed his concern for the environment"

Telegraph:

Greta Thunberg tells leaders at Davos to heed global heating science

Matt:

Jeff Bezos hack: Amazon boss's phone 'hacked by Saudi crown prince'

Independent:


Times:

Queen’s aide warns Harry and Meghan against Sussex Royal title

Evening Standard:

Trump impeachment trial: Democrats' bids for new evidence dashed in marathon first day

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the Royals milking it

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian: Steve Bell's website:


Telegraph:

Senior Labour figures in 'red wall' seats back Starmer or Nandy; Exclusive: Hidden treasures inside Titanic to be recovered under plans opposed by the Government

Matt:

Bonus! https://twitter.com/MattCartoonist/status/1220304444551761920

Independent:

Trump's conduct is not ‘America first’, Democrats argue at impeachment trial

Times:

Reshape economy to fight climate crisis, says Prince Charles

Evening Standard:

Terry Jones obituary

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Royal advertising


Guardian Australian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Pilchenstein posted:

Bold choice to introduce the world to Squires with aussie football :v:

Oops! For those unaware, David Squires is a British cartoonist who lives in Australia and draws weekly cartoons on the football (soccer) Premiership and the Australian A-League, which I tend to keep to just the Brit Poli Toon thread since I wouldn't know where to begin to explain all the references he uses (and in the Aussie toons, I've no idea what the references even are).

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's Brexit bill becoming law – Boris Johnson’s Brexit deal has become law after it received royal assent from the Queen, having cleared all its stages in parliament"

Telegraph:

John Bercow: No 10 trying to thwart peerage with bullying claims

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Bonus! Morland's animated cartoon.

Evening Standard:

China virus: ten cities locked down and Beijing festivities scrapped;

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... a global health scare

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Rebecca Hendin on Boris Johnson's Brexit bongs – PM has formally signed the EU withdrawal agreement, the day after the doomsday clock moved to 100 seconds to midnight"

Telegraph:

After Charles Addams.

Matt:

HS2 late and billions over budget due to Tory failures, report finds

Independent:

After Gaetano Gandolfi.

The i paper:


Times:

Trump speaks to Boris Johnson about security as UK nears Huawei decision

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Boris Johnson signing the Brexit Deal


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"It's Brexit Day, let's party! – A shindig to celebrate Britain leaving the EU: what a great idea…"

Sunday Telegraph:

Revealed: the £12bn bill for scrapping high-speed rail link

Sunday Times:

US and Europe clash over climate crisis threat on last Davos day

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Brexit day being Britain's quarantine day – The Tory peer and former deputy prime minister Lord Heseltine has accused Boris Johnson of trying to “rub the noses of Remainers in their defeat”, after the prime minister announced events to commemorate the UK’s departure from the EU this coming Friday at 11pm"

Telegraph:

Chinese city plans to build coronavirus hospital in days

Matt:

Boris Johnson hints at compromise over Huawei and 5G

Independent:

China coronavirus: mayor of Wuhan admits mistakes

Times:

Philip Pullman calls for boycott of Brexit 50p coin over 'missing' Oxford comma

Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Henny Beaumont on the commemorative Brexit 50p launch – It is a debate that has torn the nation in two, ripped friends and family apart, and entrenched divisions throughout the land. Should the Royal Mint have used an Oxford comma on its Brexit 50p piece?"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Prince Andrew giving 'zero' cooperation to Epstein inquiry, say US prosecutors

Independent:

Huawei decision is a sensible compromise but could still anger US

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the Transatlantic Huawei row

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump's Middle East peace deal – Donald Trump has launched his ‘ultimate deal’ for Middle East peace, saying the detailed 80-page proposal would be a ‘realistic two-state solution’"

Telegraph:

Johnson faces Tory rebellion after allowing Huawei 5G role

Matt:

Northern rail franchise to be renationalised

Independent:

UK has chance to relook at Huawei 5G decision, says Pompeo

Times:

Britons evacuated due to coronavirus to be quarantined for 14 days

Evening Standard:

Brexit: MEPs ratify UK withdrawal agreement

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the late Nicholas Parsons

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the renationalisation of Northern rail – The future of the privatised rail system was thrown into further doubt on Wednesday as the government announced the renationalisation of the struggling Northern rail franchise"

Telegraph:

'Over and out': emotional British MEPs attend final EU debate

Matt:

Bonus! https://twitter.com/MattCartoonist/status/1222996871469314048

Independent:

Doubts raised over workability of Trump's Middle East peace plan

Times:

Son of Lord Lucan's murdered nanny claims to have found missing Earl alive

Evening Standard:

BBC announces 450 jobs will go in newsroom shake-up

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Prince Andrew's war of words with the FBI

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's Brexit launch – Friday 31 January marks the start of a race to get a trade deal done by the end of the year"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

After Low.

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the Alastair Stewart 'angry ape' race row

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson’s Brexit day celebrations – At 11pm on 31 January 2020, Britain’s 47-year membership of the European project will come to an end"

Telegraph:



Bonus(?): https://twitter.com/bobscartoons/status/1223201020211318785

Matt:


Independent:


The i paper:


Times:

After Millet.

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... The dawn of Brexit


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"We got Brexit done – Boris Johnson and Dominic Cummings contemplate what comes next"

Sunday Telegraph:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson and the Baftas – The Baftas get underway the day after the PM pledged to make no concessions to EU"

Telegraph:

Start of Six Nations 2020; France onslaught leaves England licking their wounds in Six Nations opener

Matt:


Independent:

UK will refuse close alignment with EU rules, Johnson to say

Times:


Evening Standard:


Bonus! Prospect magazine:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson and the apocalypse – The prime minister has ramped up threats to walk away from the EU effectively without a deal"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Boris Johnson to speed up ban on petrol and diesel cars

Independent:

Trump impeachment: senators deliver speeches ahead of final vote

Times:

'Priti VACANT!': Home Secretary is ruthlessly mocked for repeatedly promising to tackle 'counter-terrorist offenders' in car-crash interview likened to The Thick of It

Evening Standard:

Democratic race starts disastrously as 'inconsistencies' delay Iowa results

Mail:
Paul Thomas on… diversity in the royal family

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the UK's response to the climate crisis – Boris Johnson has promised “urgent action” on the climate crisis after a blistering attack by the sacked former minister who was to lead them" Also 'A huge encouragement': Sir David Attenborough endorses government's climate promises – video

Telegraph:

Hybrid car fiasco 'a kick in the face' for drivers

Matt:


Independent:

Political journalists boycott No 10 briefing after reporter ban

Times:

Holyrood and UK ministers in row about possible COP 26 venue

Evening Standard:

David Cameron's bodyguard suspended ‘after gun left in BA plane toilet’

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the electric car revolution

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the trial of Donald Trump – Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell has condemned the impeachment of Donald Trump and confirmed that he will vote to acquit him" After Botticelli.

Telegraph:


Matt:

Fishing: EU countries seek tough stance on access to UK waters

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Kirk Douglas, Hollywood legend and star of Spartacus, dies aged 103

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Cameron guard security howler

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Stanley Johnson's dad diplomacy – The PM’s father, Stanley Johnson, met Chinese ambassador Liu Xiaoming and emailed his worries about the coronavirus to UK officials – and the BBC"

Telegraph:

Politics latest news: Boris Johnson accused of 'cronyism' over peerages for ex-Remainers

Matt:

Phillip Schofield, ITV presenter, announces he is gay

Independent:


Times:

Giving Bercow peerage would be scandal, says former Black Rod

Evening Standard:

No 10 says Johnson's row with Trump over Huawei was ‘overblown’

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Trump's celebrations

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on China's reaction to the coronavirus outbreak – There has been uproar in China over the government’s treatment of Dr Li Wenliang, a doctor threatened by police for sharing his concerns about the virus, from which he has now died"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After WA Bouguereau.

Times:


Stephen Collins:

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