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Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

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Popeslapped!

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Open the Coal Gates!

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Ambitious Spider posted:



is this supposed to be Peter Lorre?

I'll guess Herbert Lom..




Iron Crowned posted:

Who doesn't randomly think about abortions? I"m thinking about them right now!

Garrison cartoons cause me to randomly think about retroactive abortions.




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Ya gotta give me the random geometric shapes!


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Sandpuppy fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Jan 7, 2020

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Jurgan posted:

Who is this? Feels very Latuff.

Name unknown

quote:

About me
Angry American millennial who loves politics, drawing, and inflicting my opinions on an unsuspecting world. Political cartooning is the miracle timesaver that lets me do all three at once. I publish under the name “RednBlackSalamander” because I prefer keeping my real life and art life separate (and just in case Trump ever outlaws humor).


F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

No, it's never too late for you to flee across the border, Stantis. Need help packing?

Didn't he do a PC cartoon where Carmen and the catdog try to hitchhike to Canada to escape socialism?



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Didn't know Bolton was a Sikh.


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HootTheOwl posted:

That's one dark lady.

Reminds me of Garrison dropping several shades of brown on his AOC caricature after he's finished beating off to it.

Speaking of Benzo, I eagerly await his DEEP STATE cartoon about the DOJ's Hillary/Uranium One investigation coming up empty.

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BrotherJayne posted:

... is that political?

I mean, it's funny as hell, but also old, and...

Wait, are language debates == politics?

All I got out of that is that Lisp must be super duper Jewish.



Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: Connect This, Woo-Woos


First reading this, I thought that was supposed to be Marianne Williamson, who just dropped out of the race, and that sounds like something she'd say, but I guess not? I guess the only time Rall can do a half-decent caricature is when he doesn't try.



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There's a Dustin in all of us.


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When I first heard about Tesla expanding in China, I immediately thought of Henry, and imagined him recreating Elon's spaz dance on top of the Great Wall. I was half right!


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What are these from?

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I'm the roundel on the inside of the door.


Amoeba102 posted:

Can probably find Big Ben Bongs online somewhere, BoJo.


If not, America's got your back with the Hempire State Building:





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"Iran people"


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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/tennis/2020/01/14/australian-open-qualifying-player-collapses-court-bushfire-smoke/

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She must have a really strong grip!


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Timely!


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LOL, this Astros thing is really blowing up, now.

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The Senate will make impeachment easier to put on your pizza and salads.


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I think we're all familiar with the phrase "fox in the courthouse".


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Governor cancels giveaway of Utah-themed condoms that were part of a campaign to combat HIV
It's nice to finally see some official state recognition for the classic "Fillmore Beaver" joke.


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Bonus Popage:
https://twitter.com/davpope/status/1218002444774281217

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Jun 16, 2012

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LOL at anime BoJo and lantern-jawed Ted Cruz. Weird that he didn't put McConnell out there as a gold piece, considering all he's doing to thwart the trial.



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Greetings from 1983!


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Greetings from 1989!


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I :love: America and Football,, Apple pie and corn!


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The coronavirus defeated communism!

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I was quite surprised to learn that A) Charo is still alive, and B) she's not even 70 yet.

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Jun 16, 2012

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Even in right wing cartoons, pro-gun guys always look like dudes who should be slowly cruising playgrounds in their windowless vans.


Huh. Weird that I grew up seeing her on TV like every other week, and never even knew about that.


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You can tell how much Branco hates a woman by how many wrinkles he gives her.


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Feels like there's an Ivanka joke in here somewhere.


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Confetti? Pepperoni? Blood? Why does an electric scooter have a combustion engine? Did Payne advise on this?


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Iron Man helped Planters kill Mr. Peanut


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What can I draw as a fetus today?


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Jurgan posted:

No clue who Kevin Siers is- a lot of the cartoonists have probably retired.

Poor Kevin



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He doesn't like founding fathers who were shot.


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Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

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Kobe Bryant has died in a helicopter crash.

Brace yourselves for Distraction 201.

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Branco's down with OPP


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16 our hero:

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Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

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I can't stop laughing at Ben's "turncoat" cartoon. I wonder if he also thinks a deserter is someone who lives in the desert.


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Cue the McCoy toon...


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Somebody's triggered.


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Dancing with the sunset!



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Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

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This looks more like "AOC with the flu" than Nancy Pelosi.


Nenonen posted:

Context?

If it were American, I'd just assume chum for the election season.


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What're the odds a guy named Chiefs would play for the Chiefs?


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That Rand caricature is some nightmare fuel.


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The spine-crushing dead weight of conservatism is too much for even the biggest RW mouthpiece.


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Sandpuppy
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I love the miniature, solid-form tornado Vindman's carrying along with his gardening shovel. Had me thinking he grew parsnips in his spare time for a sec before realizing he's "sowing the wind". I give it two Brancos.




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Ol' Mitt "the schnoz" Romney


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"Onward, to Candidate!"


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But whatever you do, don't tax them!


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I can't believe I lived long enough to see an actual decent Branco cartoon.


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Sandpuppy
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Has anyone attempted to take a photo of Bernie (or any other Ramirez victims) and shop into the same physical dimensions what Mikey gives them? And if so, how many cacodemons did it summon?


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duz posted:

Still is, was on an upstate NY team now on a Florida team iirc.

He's in FL now only because that's where the Mets' spring training facilities are. He was on their AAA team in Syracuse last season, and the numbers weren't good: .163/.240/.255. And he's 32. If he weren't already on the Mets, he'd have to start looking for a new team.





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Finally, an exciting development from Prickly City!


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I'd be more concerned about that guy's double-elbow than sign stealing.

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:stonk:s are up!


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I guess Henry's not too optimistic about the election.


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What's with the airplanes? Something Something Private jet?



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Can't tell if the shadow vaguely resembling a middle finger salute is a nice touch or happy accident.


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Jun 16, 2012

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Weird that Yang gets the "too rich" label, when he dropped out like a week ago, and Tom Steyer, who is still in it and way richer than Yang, goes unnoticed.



The victorious raised... [googles]... protein spike amuses me.



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Hold on to your butts for the Bernie Castro cartoons to come..

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Feinne posted:

Lol given the current state of stonks this is very funny.

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1231972713574653952

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